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Can't cock an egg to save my life!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I just can't seem to get my eggs right! Cooked but still the slime on the top, or they break.

Any food that challenges you when you cook it?

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I can cock a leg

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I just can't seem to get my eggs right! Cooked but still the slime on the top, or they break.

Any food that challenges you when you cook it?"

Hahaha cook an egg not cock!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I don't eat eggs but I tried to cook them for my son. He used to go to my mums on a Saturday morning for dippy egg and soldiers

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I just can't seem to get my eggs right! Cooked but still the slime on the top, or they break.

Any food that challenges you when you cook it?"

Hold the egg with it standing up big head part down.

Crack the egg just under half way down - remove the little chin part and leave the egg sitting in the little bowl you just made with it's own shell.

Gently lower it into warm oil and bingo.

Cover the pan for one minute so that the egg top cooks in the steam.

Remove lid. If still slimy put lid back on for a few seconds.

Not for long though or they go hard.

No .... food does not challenge me.

I'm shit with anything that needs a feminine touch tho ...... like fine cake decor. I'm cheap n cheerful.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

I can't cock an egg either, but I think it's down to the anatomy

Mrs

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

Minimum 3 minutes for really soft Yolk and set white

Maximum 8 minutes for firmly hard boiled

I Googled

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I just can't seem to get my eggs right! Cooked but still the slime on the top, or they break.

Any food that challenges you when you cook it?

Hold the egg with it standing up big head part down.

Crack the egg just under half way down - remove the little chin part and leave the egg sitting in the little bowl you just made with it's own shell.

Gently lower it into warm oil and bingo.

Cover the pan for one minute so that the egg top cooks in the steam.

Remove lid. If still slimy put lid back on for a few seconds.

Not for long though or they go hard.

No .... food does not challenge me.

I'm shit with anything that needs a feminine touch tho ...... like fine cake decor. I'm cheap n cheerful. "

Well fuck me that worked!!! Thank you

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I’m fine with scrambled, boiled and poached eggs. Omelettes too but…

I can’t for the life of me get my dumplings right. They are either like bullets or, a complete stodgy mess

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"I just can't seem to get my eggs right! Cooked but still the slime on the top, or they break.

Any food that challenges you when you cook it?"

I do a mean scrambled egg cant fry egg how I like it or poach one right either.

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By *ornucopiaMan over a year ago

Bexley

I add copious amounts of mayonnaise to my omelette mix and a little bit to my scrambled egg. Scrambled egg I do in the microwave, in half minute increments until it is just right.

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