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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There a bomb set to go off in ten minuets
the doors and windows are locked
You are tied to the chair
How will you escape."
I suddenly wake up and remind myself that die hard is a Christmas movie |
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"There a bomb set to go off in ten minuets
the doors and windows are locked
You are tied to the chair
How will you escape.
I'd call Chuck Norris"
Yes I noticed he was on another
Thread . but I did say you are tied to a chair . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There a bomb set to go off in ten minuets
the doors and windows are locked
You are tied to the chair
How will you escape.
I'd call Chuck Norris
Yes I noticed he was on another
Thread . but I did say you are tied to a chair ."
He doesn't need a phone to know I'm in trouble, after all he is Chuck Norris he knows everything |
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By *arcosaMan
over a year ago
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A joke my grandad used to make. He used to like puns and word play a lot.
"I'd rub my hands together until they're sore.
Then I'd use that to saw through the ropes.
Then I'd shout and shout until I get hoarse.
Then I'd jump on the horse and ride off." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There a bomb set to go off in ten minuets
the doors and windows are locked
You are tied to the chair
How will you escape."
Are my legs tied to the chair, or just my hands?
What floor am I on? |
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"A joke my grandad used to make. He used to like puns and word play a lot.
"I'd rub my hands together until they're sore.
Then I'd use that to saw through the
ropes.
Then I'd shout and shout until I get hoarse.
Then I'd jump on the horse and ride off.""
Now we are talking the horse kick down the door and you escape .
Sound but in ten mins. Not sure
But certainly open to other theories.
If nothing better comes up that certainly worth a prize . |
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"There a bomb set to go off in ten minuets
the doors and windows are locked
You are tied to the chair
How will you escape.
Are my legs tied to the chair, or just my hands?
What floor am I on?"
Hands and feet OK your on the ground floor. |
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"Fart just as the bomb goes off having it ignite and propel me out through the window landing on the chair breaking it and letting me escape "
Wonko almost saves the day
If we don't get a better answer than that I'm giveing it to wonko |
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"There a bomb set to go off in ten minuets
the doors and windows are locked
You are tied to the chair
How will you escape. Where is the bomb?"
Well when I set the sernario it was under the chair but that open to interpretation its you that's tied up .
There for your solution could win |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fart just as the bomb goes off having it ignite and propel me out through the window landing on the chair breaking it and letting me escape
Wonko almost saves the day
If we don't get a better answer than that I'm giveing it to wonko"
almost? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'd shake my chest until my tits fell out. And then I'd seduce the bomb with my nipples. And once it was seduced I'd politely ask if it wouldn't mind disarming. |
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"Fart just as the bomb goes off having it ignite and propel me out through the window landing on the chair breaking it and letting me escape
Wonko almost saves the day
If we don't get a better answer than
that I'm giveing it to wonko
almost?
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There still a chance you might win wonko |
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"There a bomb set to go off in ten minuets
the doors and windows are locked
You are tied to the chair
How will you escape.
I would call chuck norris"
He's in such demand today he's busy on another thread . |
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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago
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I'd make sure the chair is facing the bomb so he/ she will take the blast..which would free up the ropes..then I'd call a locksmith to come and unlock the door..although locksmiths can make a bomb ( especially around Christmas) so I may be no better off if the Locksmith is the bomber..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I would do that weird little bent over, waddle, hoppity skippity walk that one does when tied to a chair, throw myself out the window using the chairs pointy bits to break it. The fall smashes me free, I stand up shake my hair and arms and legs out and stride away as the bomb goes off in the background and I walk away from the flames and dust like a bally hero. |
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"I would do that weird little bent over, waddle, hoppity skippity walk that one does when tied to a chair, throw myself out the window using the chairs pointy bits to break it. The fall smashes me free, I stand up shake my hair and arms and
legs out and stride away as the bomb goes off in the background and I walk away from the flames and dust like a bally hero. "
And I belive you but that's standard
What we seen in tv and movies for
years .remember you up against wonko whoes in the lead . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would do that weird little bent over, waddle, hoppity skippity walk that one does when tied to a chair, throw myself out the window using the chairs pointy bits to break it. The fall smashes me free, I stand up shake my hair and arms and
legs out and stride away as the bomb goes off in the background and I walk away from the flames and dust like a bally hero.
And I belive you but that's standard
What we seen in tv and movies for
years .remember you up against wonko whoes in the lead . "
Damn, I dont get to do a Die Hard 
Ummm I will keep thinking. Can I whistle for Lassie? |
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"If it's under the chair couldn't I pee on the timer to disable it .then sue the bomber for the laundry bill "
You could but have seen anyone do that in a movie and does your idea
Beat wonko 's I think no pissing yourself in the face of danger doesn't save the day . |
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"I would do that weird little bent over, waddle, hoppity skippity walk that one does when tied to a chair, throw myself out the window using the chairs pointy bits to break it. The fall smashes me free, I stand up shake my hair and arms and
legs out and stride away as the
bomb goes off in the background
and I walk away from the flames
and dust like a bally hero.
And I belive you but that's standard
What we seen in tv and movies for
years .remember you up against
wonko whoes in the lead .
Damn, I dont get to do a Die Hard
Ummm I will keep thinking. Can I whistle for Lassie? "
Hate to break it to you Lassies dead . |
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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago
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"If it's under the chair couldn't I pee on the timer to disable it .then sue the bomber for the laundry bill
You could but have seen anyone do that in a movie and does your idea
Beat wonko 's I think no pissing yourself in the face of danger doesn't save the day ."
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I was remembering a similar question.." You are trapped in a sudden avalanche,air quickly running out..how do you know where ' North ' is...to dig yourself out the right way quickly...
Answer is to pee.gravity then tells you which way 'up' is.. |
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"If it's under the chair couldn't I pee on the timer to disable it .then sue the bomber for the laundry bill
You could but have seen anyone do that in a movie and does your idea
Beat wonko 's I think no pissing
yourself in the face of danger
doesn't save the day ..
I was remembering a similar question.." You are trapped in a sudden avalanche,air quickly
running out..how do you know
where ' North ' is...to dig yourself
out the right way quickly...
Answer is to pee.gravity then tells you which way 'up' is.."
Had that been the question then you knowing the answer you would have won. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If it's under the chair couldn't I pee on the timer to disable it .then sue the bomber for the laundry bill
You could but have seen anyone do that in a movie and does your idea
Beat wonko 's I think no pissing yourself in the face of danger doesn't save the day ..
I was remembering a similar question.." You are trapped in a sudden avalanche,air quickly running out..how do you know where ' North ' is...to dig yourself out the right way quickly...
Answer is to pee.gravity then tells you which way 'up' is.."
Ooh interesting bit of knowledge. I wonder if in the panic you would just naturally dig above your head though even if it wasnt the right way. |
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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago
1950's Original |
"If it's under the chair couldn't I pee on the timer to disable it .then sue the bomber for the laundry bill
You could but have seen anyone do that in a movie and does your idea
Beat wonko 's I think no pissing yourself in the face of danger doesn't save the day ..
I was remembering a similar question.." You are trapped in a sudden avalanche,air quickly running out..how do you know where ' North ' is...to dig yourself out the right way quickly...
Answer is to pee.gravity then tells you which way 'up' is..
Ooh interesting bit of knowledge. I wonder if in the panic you would just naturally dig above your head though even if it wasnt the right way. "
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Most probably..though in darkness you could be digging south( worse) |
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