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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Also used to work with a chef who had the most brilliant way of disc describing things...
Wetter than an otters pocket
Saltier than a deep sea dolphins cock
Fishier than an anchovies fanny
A few I can remember, hey was a genius!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive heard quite a few over the last few years but whats the funniest you have heard..
Mines "mad as a basket of frogs""
I use that! Except I use box instead of basket  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shut that door! Was you born in a barn ??? "
Remember having a clip around the ear off my mother for replying " I don't know? know you were there" too that one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my fav saying is lifes a bitch and then you die ..... 
Or - Lifes a bitch, now so am I!yes love that one too lol "
I've heard a bloke say.. Lifes a bitch.. Then married one lol |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
More meat on a butchers apron
May God look sideways on you (one my Mam always said when we were being cheeky)
May all your kids walk backwards (another Mam'ism, usually instead of a curse)
That skirt'll look nice when it's finished (i.e. too bloody short)
My personal fave, instead of a swear word, used around children is "Blimey O'Reilly" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"More meat on a butchers apron
May God look sideways on you (one my Mam always said when we were being cheeky)
May all your kids walk backwards (another Mam'ism, usually instead of a curse)
That skirt'll look nice when it's finished (i.e. too bloody short)
My personal fave, instead of a swear word, used around children is "Blimey O'Reilly""
Hahhaa i alway said 'chip bag' instead of 'shit bag' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mouths dry as ghandis flip flops
Tight as a nun ass
Hes scotish he squeeks when he walks...
Lifes a bitch then you marry one
Fuck the ugly stick you was born in the ugly forrest..
Just to name a few hahaha.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If someone was scared, my nan used to say they were shitting fairylights.
I miss my nan, she was the funniest person I ever knew! "
Haha that tickled me!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What ever floats ya boat..
What ever tickles ya pickle..
Sandwich sort of a picnic..
Your tree dont go all the way to the top..
Not a full cookie..
Ten bob short of a shilling..
Gahaha.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Our favourite is from a recent film
"You were right, I was less right"
Ha! Megamind..also contains the line 'Where did you park the invisible car?' "
It is a brilliant film , love the welcome matt next to the secret invisible entrance too. Ooo fancy a session with popcorn! |
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no ....your other left
id give it an hour
she a maltesser.... blonde on the inside
if you break your legs doing that ....dont come running to me
after a fart (bit more choke and that fucker would have started) |
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