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over a year ago
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"Ok - You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy.
What am I?  "
Time? Soul? Some deep shit? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would you rather make sweet love with Susan Boyle once (with tongue kissing and everything) after she has spent a week in the jungle; or listen to Gemma Collins talking all day for a week?"
Gemma collins |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Teletubbies or Joe Pasquale?
Teletubbies. Nothing worse than Joe
Good choice Brucey. You learn shit on Teletubbies  "
And the vacuum looks like he would suck a mean dick  |
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"Ok - You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy.
What am I?
Time? Soul? Some deep shit?"
Is it something made of wax ? |
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"Teletubbies or Joe Pasquale?
Teletubbies. Nothing worse than Joe
Good choice Brucey. You learn shit on Teletubbies
And the vacuum looks like he would suck a mean dick "
That’s noo-noo darling. He’s renowned in the land of FabGuys as being the best cock sucker ever |
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By *burns7Man
over a year ago
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"Teletubbies or Joe Pasquale?
Teletubbies. Nothing worse than Joe
Good choice Brucey. You learn shit on Teletubbies
And the vacuum looks like he would suck a mean dick
That’s noo-noo darling. He’s renowned in the land of FabGuys as being the best cock sucker ever "
Thought that was you |
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"Teletubbies or Joe Pasquale?
Teletubbies. Nothing worse than Joe
Good choice Brucey. You learn shit on Teletubbies
And the vacuum looks like he would suck a mean dick
That’s noo-noo darling. He’s renowned in the land of FabGuys as being the best cock sucker ever
Thought that was you "
I’m getting all the cock jokes tonight  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
They’re all females? "
Lol no but good answer, they are all couples |
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"You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
They’re all females?
Lol no but good answer, they are all couples "
I win I win i Win - boobs in my inbox - thats the deal |
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"You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
They’re all females?
Lol no but good answer, they are all couples "
It was only following on from the other thread lovely  |
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"You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
They’re all females?
Lol no but good answer, they are all couples
It was only following on from the other thread lovely "
Sounds like you need toBe taken in hand….s xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
They’re all females?
Lol no but good answer, they are all couples
Oh lol i get it
It was only following on from the other thread lovely "
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By *batMan
over a year ago
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"Just got back and d*unk! Ask me anything and I'll reply if awake! "
Do you think you look like a specific Greek God or generically Greek Godish? If specific, which one?
Gbat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Why is Imhotep vizier, sage, architect, astrologer, and chief minister to Djoser who was later worshipped as the god of medicine in Egypt and in Greece, often is portrayed as a bad guy in films ? Eg The Mummy.
Yes Imhotep was a real person x |
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"Why is Imhotep vizier, sage, architect, astrologer, and chief minister to Djoser who was later worshipped as the god of medicine in Egypt and in Greece, often is portrayed as a bad guy in films ? Eg The Mummy.
Yes Imhotep was a real person x"
He was an architect right? |
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"Why is Imhotep vizier, sage, architect, astrologer, and chief minister to Djoser who was later worshipped as the god of medicine in Egypt and in Greece, often is portrayed as a bad guy in films ? Eg The Mummy.
Yes Imhotep was a real person x
He was an architect right?"
He is considered to have been the architect of the step pyramid built at ?aqqarah. The pyramid consists of six steps and reaching a height of 200 feet and is considered to be the oldest of its type. |
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"Who is the best person to sing along to when you're d*unk and why is it Meatloaf?
J"
Oh baby, you're the only thing in this whole world
That's pure and good and right
And wherever you are and wherever you go
There's always gonna be some light
But I gotta get out, I gotta break it out now
Before the final crack of dawn
So we gotta make the most of our one night together
When it's over you know we'll both be so alone |
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"Who is the best person to sing along to when you're d*unk and why is it Meatloaf?
J
Oh baby, you're the only thing in this whole world
That's pure and good and right
And wherever you are and wherever you go
There's always gonna be some light
But I gotta get out, I gotta break it out now
Before the final crack of dawn
So we gotta make the most of our one night together
When it's over you know we'll both be so alone"
Yes! There isn't a high five emoji but if there was we'd be high fixing right now! |
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"Yes! There isn't a high five emoji but if there was we'd be high fixing right now!
Fixing? When your autocorrect is as inebriated as you are! 
Fuck it, let's high fix! "
It's not a thing but we're making it a thing!
Off to bed now, here's hoping I escape the headache  |
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Ok try this one stumped me for a day ..!
Three friends are splitting the bill after a meal out at a restaurant. The
waiter says the bill is £30, so the guests split it evenly and pay £10 each.
As he’s walking away the waiter realises that he’s overcharged the group
and the bill should only be £25.
In order rectify this, he takes the £5 that is owed to the guests in order
to bring the bill down to £25. On the way back to the table, he realises
that he cannot divide £5 equally between three people.
As the customers are still unaware of the actual total of the revised bill,
the waiter decides to just give each of the three friends £1 each and then
keep the leftover £2 as a tip for himself.
Basically, each customer got £1 back: meaning they only paid £9 each;
bringing the total paid to £27. The waiter has the leftover £2.
The £27 the customers paid, + the £2 the waiter kept = £29 so, if the
diners originally handed over £30, what happened to the remaining £1? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just got back and d*unk! Ask me anything and I'll reply if awake!
Do you think you look like a specific Greek God or generically Greek Godish? If specific, which one?
Gbat "
Specifically Hermes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok try this one stumped me for a day ..!
Three friends are splitting the bill after a meal out at a restaurant. The
waiter says the bill is £30, so the guests split it evenly and pay £10 each.
As he’s walking away the waiter realises that he’s overcharged the group
and the bill should only be £25.
In order rectify this, he takes the £5 that is owed to the guests in order
to bring the bill down to £25. On the way back to the table, he realises
that he cannot divide £5 equally between three people.
As the customers are still unaware of the actual total of the revised bill,
the waiter decides to just give each of the three friends £1 each and then
keep the leftover £2 as a tip for himself.
Basically, each customer got £1 back: meaning they only paid £9 each;
bringing the total paid to £27. The waiter has the leftover £2.
The £27 the customers paid, + the £2 the waiter kept = £29 so, if the
diners originally handed over £30, what happened to the remaining £1?"
I've done this before so thought I'd smash it but reading it through I'm confused. Possibly cause of the hangover. Gimme a moment x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning Brucey, how's the head?
My question. Have you sent in your 3 names on the Valentine matchmaker thread, and how close to your top three am I?  "
I did recently! And you won the top most scared by list? That's what it was about right?  |
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"Ok try this one stumped me for a day ..!
Three friends are splitting the bill after a meal out at a restaurant. The
waiter says the bill is £30, so the guests split it evenly and pay £10 each.
As he’s walking away the waiter realises that he’s overcharged the group
and the bill should only be £25.
In order rectify this, he takes the £5 that is owed to the guests in order
to bring the bill down to £25. On the way back to the table, he realises
that he cannot divide £5 equally between three people.
As the customers are still unaware of the actual total of the revised bill,
the waiter decides to just give each of the three friends £1 each and then
keep the leftover £2 as a tip for himself.
Basically, each customer got £1 back: meaning they only paid £9 each;
bringing the total paid to £27. The waiter has the leftover £2.
The £27 the customers paid, + the £2 the waiter kept = £29 so, if the
diners originally handed over £30, what happened to the remaining £1?"
Really wish I hadn’t looked at this. This is doing my head in! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok try this one stumped me for a day ..!
Three friends are splitting the bill after a meal out at a restaurant. The
waiter says the bill is £30, so the guests split it evenly and pay £10 each.
As he’s walking away the waiter realises that he’s overcharged the group
and the bill should only be £25.
In order rectify this, he takes the £5 that is owed to the guests in order
to bring the bill down to £25. On the way back to the table, he realises
that he cannot divide £5 equally between three people.
As the customers are still unaware of the actual total of the revised bill,
the waiter decides to just give each of the three friends £1 each and then
keep the leftover £2 as a tip for himself.
Basically, each customer got £1 back: meaning they only paid £9 each;
bringing the total paid to £27. The waiter has the leftover £2.
The £27 the customers paid, + the £2 the waiter kept = £29 so, if the
diners originally handed over £30, what happened to the remaining £1?
I've done this before so thought I'd smash it but reading it through I'm confused. Possibly cause of the hangover. Gimme a moment x"
The customers paid 28 not 29.
30-5+3=28.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok try this one stumped me for a day ..!
Three friends are splitting the bill after a meal out at a restaurant. The
waiter says the bill is £30, so the guests split it evenly and pay £10 each.
As he’s walking away the waiter realises that he’s overcharged the group
and the bill should only be £25.
In order rectify this, he takes the £5 that is owed to the guests in order
to bring the bill down to £25. On the way back to the table, he realises
that he cannot divide £5 equally between three people.
As the customers are still unaware of the actual total of the revised bill,
the waiter decides to just give each of the three friends £1 each and then
keep the leftover £2 as a tip for himself.
Basically, each customer got £1 back: meaning they only paid £9 each;
bringing the total paid to £27. The waiter has the leftover £2.
The £27 the customers paid, + the £2 the waiter kept = £29 so, if the
diners originally handed over £30, what happened to the remaining £1?
I've done this before so thought I'd smash it but reading it through I'm confused. Possibly cause of the hangover. Gimme a moment x
The customers paid 28 not 29.
30-5+3=28.
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"Yes! There isn't a high five emoji but if there was we'd be high fixing right now!
Fixing? When your autocorrect is as inebriated as you are!
Fuck it, let's high fix! "
Surely that's the whole point of a fix? |
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