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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Post the best one liner from the series..

You could specialise in bungalows ... Classic

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

During the war...

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

Denzil I’ve got your money!

Cheers Del!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Alright Dave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alright dave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Play it nice and cool son

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'if its a boy, their going to call him Rodney... After Dave'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gary!!!!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Alright dave "

Great minds....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Used this one Tuesday night "It's so cold outside, the flame froze on my lighter".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's French for duck?

It's 'canard'

You can say that again Rodney!

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By *isge BeathaWoman over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

Lovely jubbly

You know it makes sense

Cushty

Shut up you tart!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that a police helicopter, no your alright its Barrats

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By *aked2sumCouple over a year ago

local

“Who’s there”? “ knock knock “

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘Vot issss your name’ -

Albert saying he can speak German.

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Is that our phone I can hear ringing Rodney.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This time next year we'll be millionares

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

RICKYYY!!!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

You plonker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Uncle Albert pretending to be shocked

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By *ull English with teaMan over a year ago

London

Bonnet de douche

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By *an de LyonMan over a year ago

welling

Not a one liner (yes yes I know that was the original question) but when Trigger nicks the luminous paint and Rodney finds out…the whole speech about how a nicked tin of paint is good for Britain is amazing. And then Rodney says his divers watch is broken!

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By *ixenandhoundCouple over a year ago

Plymouth, South west

Mange tout Rodney, mange tout

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gary!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When Rodders is depressed:

"I've got this horrible feeling that if there is such a thing as reincarnation, knowing my luck I'll come back as me"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'if its a boy, their going to call him Rodney... After Dave'

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This 100%

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By *an de LyonMan over a year ago

welling

"When Rodders is depressed:

"I've got this horrible feeling that if there is such a thing as reincarnation, knowing my luck I'll come back as me""

It’s actually all about Rodney…” I've got so many things worrying me ... the polar cap is melting, the continental shelves are shifting, the rain forest is dying, the sea is being poisoned ... and I ain't had a bit for months!”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is it, a vampire rhino"? When Rodney's trying to write a classic whodunit story.

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By *eedsLocal2040Man over a year ago

Leeds

How can it be the same bloody broom then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am here…

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple over a year ago

Ryde

Grandad: "Well, I'D have to think twice..."

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By *ingeriearoundTV/TS over a year ago

Where ever the wind takes me

What do you prefer; grass or AstroTurf?

Rodney: don't know, I've never smoked AstroTurf.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Play it nice and cool son "

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