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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Nah, I'm doing the time honoured tradition of pineapple sticks. Pineapple juice. Pineapple chunks.
I kind of fancy a battered sausage though."
Well I was going to skip it this week but I might have to have one now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nah, I'm doing the time honoured tradition of pineapple sticks. Pineapple juice. Pineapple chunks.
I kind of fancy a battered sausage though.
Oooh who you looking to piss on?"
On somebody's chips perhaps |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Nah, I'm doing the time honoured tradition of pineapple sticks. Pineapple juice. Pineapple chunks.
I kind of fancy a battered sausage though.
Oooh who you looking to piss on?"
Squirting isn't piss. Tut. Tut.
(This is all a joke. Zero sex happening any time soon) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nah, I'm doing the time honoured tradition of pineapple sticks. Pineapple juice. Pineapple chunks.
I kind of fancy a battered sausage though.
Oooh who you looking to piss on?
Squirting isn't piss. Tut. Tut.
(This is all a joke. Zero sex happening any time soon)"
Are you trying to start a war?
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's Friday, so who's having a chippy tea?
Stop teasing we’re on diets "
I know right! I've fancied one all day and tried to suppress it but this might tip me over the edge  |
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over a year ago
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"It's Friday, so who's having a chippy tea?
Stop teasing we’re on diets
I know right! I've fancied one all day and tried to suppress it but this might tip me over the edge
Have some cod and chips "
Ok, you've twisted my arm now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's Friday, so who's having a chippy tea?
Stop teasing we’re on diets
I know right! I've fancied one all day and tried to suppress it but this might tip me over the edge
Have some cod and chips
Ok, you've twisted my arm now "
Drop us a fish round, reg chips and a curry sauce would ya
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's Friday, so who's having a chippy tea?
Stop teasing we’re on diets
I know right! I've fancied one all day and tried to suppress it but this might tip me over the edge
Have some cod and chips
Ok, you've twisted my arm now
Drop us a fish round, reg chips and a curry sauce would ya
Miss S x"
Sorry, best I can do is a chip cob  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's Friday, so who's having a chippy tea?
Stop teasing we’re on diets
I know right! I've fancied one all day and tried to suppress it but this might tip me over the edge
Have some cod and chips
Ok, you've twisted my arm now
Drop us a fish round, reg chips and a curry sauce would ya
Miss S x
Sorry, best I can do is a chip cob "
Go on then could do with it right now to re-gen
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's Friday, so who's having a chippy tea?
Stop teasing we’re on diets
I know right! I've fancied one all day and tried to suppress it but this might tip me over the edge
Have some cod and chips
Ok, you've twisted my arm now
Drop us a fish round, reg chips and a curry sauce would ya
Miss S x
Sorry, best I can do is a chip cob
Go on then could do with it right now to re-gen
Miss S x"
Well I did wait outside but it was getting cold so I may have eaten it already  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's Friday, so who's having a chippy tea?
Stop teasing we’re on diets
I know right! I've fancied one all day and tried to suppress it but this might tip me over the edge
Have some cod and chips
Ok, you've twisted my arm now
Drop us a fish round, reg chips and a curry sauce would ya
Miss S x
Sorry, best I can do is a chip cob
Go on then could do with it right now to re-gen
Miss S x
Well I did wait outside but it was getting cold so I may have eaten it already "
Fuck, sorry we was banging
butttt chiiiips...
Sad times, looks like I'll have a to go sleep
Miss S x |
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