I’ve seen a few threads about Mature ladies and blokes preferring mature ladies or Milfs… wouldn’t it be nicer if mature ladies were called a group - like the ‘Fab Vintage Vag group!’ Some classic vag’s from days gone by lovingly restored and maintained???  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
" I can't help but laugh, yet at the same time I fear for your safety from the mature mafia.
Or do you mean the mature 'muff'ia??"
I was tempted to say that, but muff is a cute and sweet sounding word.... What they do is far from it!  ruthless and relentless! |
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"How old does one have to be to have a vintage vag? Or is it based on usage? Do I need to check my mileometer?
I have a tool 
Is it in good working condition?
We should probably try it and see  "
Ah excellent. I like a free test drive |
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"If ladies are classed as mature or vintage, does this make you extinct?
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Im a classic - panther like sexual enigma in the bedroom and a magician in the kitchen ( i make all the biscuits disappear) - occasionally the women disappear from
My bed when i nip to make a brew… probably means im a bit of a magician in there too!! |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"I’ve seen a few threads about Mature ladies and blokes preferring mature ladies or Milfs… wouldn’t it be nicer if mature ladies were called a group - like the ‘Fab Vintage Vag group!’ Some classic vag’s from days gone by lovingly restored and maintained??? "
Was nice knowing you! |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"If ladies are classed as mature or vintage, does this make you extinct?
Im a classic - panther like sexual enigma in the bedroom and a magician in the kitchen ( i make all the biscuits disappear) - occasionally the women disappear from
My bed when i nip to make a brew… probably means im a bit of a magician in there too!! "
Not the rumours I heard...... |
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"If ladies are classed as mature or vintage, does this make you extinct?
Im a classic - panther like sexual enigma in the bedroom and a magician in the kitchen ( i make all the biscuits disappear) - occasionally the women disappear from
My bed when i nip to make a brew… probably means im a bit of a magician in there too!!
Not the rumours I heard......"
That sheep is a bloody liar!! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
" I can't help but laugh, yet at the same time I fear for your safety from the mature mafia.
I thumb my nose at convention and laugh in the face of adversity… but mostly these posts are because you just can’t cure stupid!! "
I'll keep checking back in from time to time, to make sure you are still well. Be vigilant! |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"If ladies are classed as mature or vintage, does this make you extinct?
Im a classic - panther like sexual enigma in the bedroom and a magician in the kitchen ( i make all the biscuits disappear) - occasionally the women disappear from
My bed when i nip to make a brew… probably means im a bit of a magician in there too!!
Not the rumours I heard......
That sheep is a bloody liar!! "
The man in the pub told me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve seen a few threads about Mature ladies and blokes preferring mature ladies or Milfs… wouldn’t it be nicer if mature ladies were called a group - like the ‘Fab Vintage Vag group!’ Some classic vag’s from days gone by lovingly restored and maintained??? "
To answer your question in a word ..No. |
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"I’ve seen a few threads about Mature ladies and blokes preferring mature ladies or Milfs… wouldn’t it be nicer if mature ladies were called a group - like the ‘Fab Vintage Vag group!’ Some classic vag’s from days gone by lovingly restored and maintained??? "
The FVV has a ring to it I think, well quite a few rings actually |
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"If ladies are classed as mature or vintage, does this make you extinct?
Im a classic - panther like sexual enigma in the bedroom and a magician in the kitchen ( i make all the biscuits disappear) - occasionally the women disappear from
My bed when i nip to make a brew… probably means im a bit of a magician in there too!!
Not the rumours I heard......
That sheep is a bloody liar!!
The man in the pub told me. "
Liam the catfucker?? With the funny eye? |
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"Vintage vag
Mine has no original features. A bit crumbly round the edges and could do with a good overhaul.
Forget Jay Blades - bring it here I’ll give it a quick shine - be good as new!! "
Ooooooo what's the name of the chap who does woodwork on that programme? He could buff my bits any day of the week |
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"The Senior Snatches?
The Mature Muffs?
The Venerable Vaginas?
The Primordial Pussies?
Bygone Boobs?
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These all should have t shirts and proud wearers!!
Tony Robinsons Vag Team - this week the team visit dorset to uncover one of the oldest vag’s on Fab…armed only with a petrol powered hedge trimmer and a miners lamp! |
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"Vintage vag
Mine has no original features. A bit crumbly round the edges and could do with a good overhaul.
Forget Jay Blades - bring it here I’ll give it a quick shine - be good as new!!
Ooooooo what's the name of the chap who does woodwork on that programme? He could buff my bits any day of the week "
i dont think he dances on the same side of the club darling xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve seen a few threads about Mature ladies and blokes preferring mature ladies or Milfs… wouldn’t it be nicer if mature ladies were called a group - like the ‘Fab Vintage Vag group!’ Some classic vag’s from days gone by lovingly restored and maintained??? "
Erm let this mature lady think????? Just NO! Enough said on that |
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"Vintage vag
Mine has no original features. A bit crumbly round the edges and could do with a good overhaul.
Forget Jay Blades - bring it here I’ll give it a quick shine - be good as new!!
Ooooooo what's the name of the chap who does woodwork on that programme? He could buff my bits any day of the week i dont think he dances on the same side of the club darling xxx "
Really?! That's disappointing news  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This made me lol
What does that make for us "youngens" then fresh spring chicken vag meat or sumot
Miss S x
Like chicken tenders "
yeah, soft melt in your mouth kind
Miss S x |
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"Classic Clit Club?
Love this. The old dears will be thrilled with how considerate people are being to them. 
How old are you before you are an old dear??!
Asking for a friend "
Open to suggestions xxx |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"I’ve seen a few threads about Mature ladies and blokes preferring mature ladies or Milfs… wouldn’t it be nicer if mature ladies were called a group - like the ‘Fab Vintage Vag group!’ Some classic vag’s from days gone by lovingly restored and maintained??? "
The Desperate Dames
The Motherly Munters
Old Spice Girls
Any Holes a Gurrl
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"I’ve seen a few threads about Mature ladies and blokes preferring mature ladies or Milfs… wouldn’t it be nicer if mature ladies were called a group - like the ‘Fab Vintage Vag group!’ Some classic vag’s from days gone by lovingly restored and maintained???
The Desperate Dames
The Motherly Munters
Old Spice Girls
Any Holes a Gurrl
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Old spice girls made me snigger |
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Winston 
Now I've got images of bargain hunt running around after vintage vag!
