Orange Penis!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yesterday, when I glanced in the mirror, I reeled back in horror as I saw my penis was bright orange!

I attended an emergency clinic, where I underwent many tests. Finally the doctor sat me down and gave me the diagnosis...

"In future, Mr Smith, we advise you not to masturbate to hard-core porn whilst eating Wotsits."

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He has a point

By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

Surely one hand for each task?!

And, be honest, was it a touch cheesy before that….?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He has a point "

Agreed - quavers from now on - yellow isn't as bad!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Surely one hand for each task?!

And, be honest, was it a touch cheesy before that….?

Lol - v good!

By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"He has a point

Agreed - quavers from now on - yellow isn't as bad!"

Maybe try Skips, for that fishy flavour