"All these vids of huge cocks spurting gouts of spunk miles. Is that for real?
All I can usually muster is an ooze and a drip.
Do you believe everything you see on the internet?"
Fuck no. Just checking  |
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Has someone been believing Dr Kaz’s hype of squirting a pint of cola every time ? 
Sorry, couldn’t resist. Seriously though OP, no that’s not the norm and also not want every lady wants. Try not to let yourself get drawn into internet envy, it’s difficult I know but porn is not the norm x |
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OP there’s an old trick this used by pornstars.
First, have a wee to make sure you won’t need to for a while. Then push 4-5 pomegranate seeds up your winkie and leave them there for a couple of hours.
Next, get a stiffy and massage your balls. Then do 30 star jumps and take out the seeds.
Guaranteed extra metre on your money shot.
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"OP there’s an old trick this used by pornstars.
First, have a wee to make sure you won’t need to for a while. Then push 4-5 pomegranate seeds up your winkie and leave them there for a couple of hours.
Next, get a stiffy and massage your balls. Then do 30 star jumps and take out the seeds.
Guaranteed extra metre on your money shot.
You. Are. Welcome."
Felix, two questions.
1) did you used to be a porn star?
2) is this a bald faced lie?
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"OP there’s an old trick this used by pornstars.
First, have a wee to make sure you won’t need to for a while. Then push 4-5 pomegranate seeds up your winkie and leave them there for a couple of hours.
Next, get a stiffy and massage your balls. Then do 30 star jumps and take out the seeds.
Guaranteed extra metre on your money shot.
You. Are. Welcome."
That's my weekend sorted |
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"OP there’s an old trick this used by pornstars.
First, have a wee to make sure you won’t need to for a while. Then push 4-5 pomegranate seeds up your winkie and leave them there for a couple of hours.
Next, get a stiffy and massage your balls. Then do 30 star jumps and take out the seeds.
Guaranteed extra metre on your money shot.
You. Are. Welcome.
Felix, two questions.
1) did you used to be a porn star?
2) is this a bald faced lie?
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Hey Red,
1) Oh yes, I was the darling of the British private lines shops from April 2001 to May 2002. But I burned out.
2) Yes. |
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"All these vids of huge cocks spurting gouts of spunk miles. Is that for real?
All I can usually muster is an ooze and a drip.
So not a liter (sic) then? "
No, but that's just as well. Would die of dehydration. |
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