I'm done

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Stick a fork in me

By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

But I want to use a spoon. It'll hurt more

By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"But I want to use a spoon. It'll hurt more"

Could use a spork for both kinks

By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Pitchfork?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stick a fork in me

"
Someone poke him with a Thermometer.

By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"But I want to use a spoon. It'll hurt more

Could use a spork for both kinks"

There speaks a man with experience

By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

I'm afraid you're only done on one side. I'm going to flip you over with the spatula so that you get done on the other side too