FabSwingers.com
 

FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > I can't even .............

I can't even .............

Jump to: Newest in thread

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

....

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Raise a loaf of bread

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *am123Man  over a year ago

essex chelmsford

run a bath

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

think of a new subjec to post?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

... organise a piss up in a brewery.????

(well someone had to put the obvious... )

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"run a bath"

Nothing new there then, that involves multi tasking

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"think of a new subjec to post?"

think is the operative word there for me .........

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


".... "
begin to tell us what happened to you today?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Type 3 dots.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get the keys to move they're so sticky?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"... organise a piss up in a brewery.????

(well someone had to put the obvious... )

"

oooo I could do that one - easily

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eryBigGirlWoman  over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Think about going back to work tomorrow

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter

hahha its ?? """ in disguise

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Type 3 dots."

count in your case - there were four so i did manage three lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get the keys to move they're so sticky? "

Bloody jelly gets everywhere

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"hahha its ?? """ in disguise "

cheeky moo

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *r mrs pCouple  over a year ago

taunton

Tell us how rewarding your vocation is.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Think about going back to work tomorrow "

did that one today

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tell us how rewarding your vocation is. "

it bloody aint at the moment lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


".... "

Start a post the way smoocher did lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo "

Busted minx

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


".... begin to tell us what happened to you today?"

u wouldnt wanna know its that bad

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *histler21Man  over a year ago

Ipswich


".... "

type an ellipsis properly...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx "

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


".... begin to tell us what happened to you today?

u wouldnt wanna know its that bad "

Spill

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!! "

We will save you lambsie

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"....

type an ellipsis properly..."

ure at it again lol and I did it perfectly

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


".... begin to tell us what happened to you today?

u wouldnt wanna know its that bad "

I am prepared

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


".... begin to tell us what happened to you today?

u wouldnt wanna know its that bad

Spill"

Yeah spill!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!!

We will save you lambsie"

I cant the whole forum would never speak to me again

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub bbwWoman  over a year ago

oldbury

I looked at the title saw who the op was and thought oh no what's she done now lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *histler21Man  over a year ago

Ipswich


"....

type an ellipsis properly...

ure at it again lol and I did it perfectly "

An ellipsis consists of three dots ...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!!

We will save you lambsie

I cant the whole forum would never speak to me again "

Dont say you did the deed with he who mustnt be named

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *r mrs pCouple  over a year ago

taunton


".... begin to tell us what happened to you today?

u wouldnt wanna know its that bad "

Oh shit she has murdered someone.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"....

type an ellipsis properly...

ure at it again lol and I did it perfectly

An ellipsis consists of three dots ..."

...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"....

type an ellipsis properly...

ure at it again lol and I did it perfectly

An ellipsis consists of three dots ..."

a series of dots ... as an ommision where the words should be

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"... organise a piss up in a brewery.????

(well someone had to put the obvious... )

oooo I could do that one - easily "

Why does that not surprise me....? Hmmm...?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!!

We will save you lambsie

I cant the whole forum would never speak to me again

Dont say you did the deed with he who mustnt be named "

Nooooooooooooooooo give me some credit and its sort of worse than that lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


".... begin to tell us what happened to you today?

u wouldnt wanna know its that bad

Oh shit she has murdered someone. "

no he is still alive (at the moment)

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!!

We will save you lambsie

I cant the whole forum would never speak to me again

Dont say you did the deed with he who mustnt be named "

Voldemort?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I looked at the title saw who the op was and thought oh no what's she done now lol "

who moi??? she asks all innocently standing with her hands behind her back and whistling nochalantly

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/01/13 21:17:30]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *r mrs pCouple  over a year ago

taunton


".... begin to tell us what happened to you today?

u wouldnt wanna know its that bad

Oh shit she has murdered someone.

no he is still alive (at the moment) "

Hit man for hire, simplessss lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


".... begin to tell us what happened to you today?

u wouldnt wanna know its that bad

Oh shit she has murdered someone.

no he is still alive (at the moment)

Hit man for hire, simplessss lol"

well that one's out now u have advertised it lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Just a thought.... how is your cooker, Missie?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just a thought.... how is your cooker, Missie? "

its excellent it does 3D cooking ......... how impressive is that lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Just a thought.... how is your cooker, Missie?

its excellent it does 3D cooking ......... how impressive is that lol "

As long as it is not doing any DD cooking...- just remembered the scene in Mrs Doutbfire where her (his) boobs caught fire...;-)

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just a thought.... how is your cooker, Missie?

its excellent it does 3D cooking ......... how impressive is that lol As long as it is not doing any DD cooking...- just remembered the scene in Mrs Doutbfire where her (his) boobs caught fire...;-)"

am laughing now and no 3D deffo

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Be arsed

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Be bothered to reply in the forum

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Be arsed"

but u have

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Be bothered to reply in the forum "

really

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


".... begin to tell us what happened to you today?

u wouldnt wanna know its that bad

Oh shit she has murdered someone.

no he is still alive (at the moment) "

Locked him in the celler and showing him epi, thingies ...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OMG minxie, hes not on your list, from when we were gonna take over the world, pleasssse noooi

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"OMG minxie, hes not on your list, from when we were gonna take over the world, pleasssse noooi "

pm me cos I have lost wot is going on here

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *r mrs pCouple  over a year ago

taunton

Shit did I post HITMAN in public forum.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Shit did I post HITMAN in public forum. "

yeah

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OMG minxie, hes not on your list, from when we were gonna take over the world, pleasssse noooi

pm me cos I have lost wot is going on here "

Hijacked

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Shit did I post HITMAN in public forum.

yeah "

and I didnt have a clue wot u meant ............. walks away whistling

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"OMG minxie, hes not on your list, from when we were gonna take over the world, pleasssse noooi

pm me cos I have lost wot is going on here

Hijacked"

who has been - I am still here - brushes self down to check am all here

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *r mrs pCouple  over a year ago

taunton


"Shit did I post HITMAN in public forum.

yeah "

My real name is ( christ what is my real name )

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Shit did I post HITMAN in public forum.

yeah

My real name is ( christ what is my real name )"

I am guessing "mrs" lol how did I do ?? lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *he Original TTMan  over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!!

We will save you lambsie

I cant the whole forum would never speak to me again

Dont say you did the deed with he who mustnt be named

Nooooooooooooooooo give me some credit and its sort of worse than that lol "

Uh, oh.... What have you unleashed on us now....?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!!

We will save you lambsie

I cant the whole forum would never speak to me again

Dont say you did the deed with he who mustnt be named

Nooooooooooooooooo give me some credit and its sort of worse than that lol

Uh, oh.... What have you unleashed on us now....? "

Who me??????????????

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *he Original TTMan  over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!!

We will save you lambsie

I cant the whole forum would never speak to me again

Dont say you did the deed with he who mustnt be named

Nooooooooooooooooo give me some credit and its sort of worse than that lol

Uh, oh.... What have you unleashed on us now....?

Who me?????????????? "

Yes, YOU Miss Minx!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!!

We will save you lambsie

I cant the whole forum would never speak to me again

Dont say you did the deed with he who mustnt be named

Nooooooooooooooooo give me some credit and its sort of worse than that lol

Uh, oh.... What have you unleashed on us now....?

Who me??????????????

Yes, YOU Miss Minx! "

nuffin

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In minxies defence, she has been a good girl of late, however we are only day two into the new year.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *he Original TTMan  over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!!

We will save you lambsie

I cant the whole forum would never speak to me again

Dont say you did the deed with he who mustnt be named

Nooooooooooooooooo give me some credit and its sort of worse than that lol

Uh, oh.... What have you unleashed on us now....?

Who me??????????????

Yes, YOU Miss Minx!

nuffin "

Ok, I have seen that look before - you have done something REALLY baaaad! Spill. Now....!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"In minxies defence, she has been a good girl of late, however we are only day two into the new year."
Has she paid you as well?;-)

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In minxies defence, she has been a good girl of late, however we are only day two into the new year.Has she paid you as well?;-)"

paid PAID !!!!!!!! I dont pay ....... I dont have money I have kids that mug me all the time .......

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!!

We will save you lambsie

I cant the whole forum would never speak to me again

Dont say you did the deed with he who mustnt be named

Nooooooooooooooooo give me some credit and its sort of worse than that lol

Uh, oh.... What have you unleashed on us now....?

Who me??????????????

Yes, YOU Miss Minx!

nuffin

Ok, I have seen that look before - you have done something REALLY baaaad! Spill. Now....! "

can't spill ....... won't be spoken to ever again !!!!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In minxies defence, she has been a good girl of late, however we are only day two into the new year.Has she paid you as well?;-)

paid PAID !!!!!!!! I dont pay ....... I dont have money I have kids that mug me all the time ....... "

Does that mean I have to return the tesco vouchers?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In minxies defence, she has been a good girl of late, however we are only day two into the new year.Has she paid you as well?;-)

paid PAID !!!!!!!! I dont pay ....... I dont have money I have kids that mug me all the time .......

Does that mean I have to return the tesco vouchers? "

shhhhhhhh keep the luncheon ones too

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In minxies defence, she has been a good girl of late, however we are only day two into the new year.Has she paid you as well?;-)

paid PAID !!!!!!!! I dont pay ....... I dont have money I have kids that mug me all the time .......

Does that mean I have to return the tesco vouchers?

shhhhhhhh keep the luncheon ones too "

its ok I'll wiggle out of this, they wont notice

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In minxies defence, she has been a good girl of late, however we are only day two into the new year.Has she paid you as well?;-)

paid PAID !!!!!!!! I dont pay ....... I dont have money I have kids that mug me all the time .......

Does that mean I have to return the tesco vouchers?

shhhhhhhh keep the luncheon ones too

its ok I'll wiggle out of this, they wont notice "

Can I stand next to you whilst you wiggle

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In minxies defence, she has been a good girl of late, however we are only day two into the new year.Has she paid you as well?;-)

paid PAID !!!!!!!! I dont pay ....... I dont have money I have kids that mug me all the time .......

Does that mean I have to return the tesco vouchers?

shhhhhhhh keep the luncheon ones too

its ok I'll wiggle out of this, they wont notice

Can I stand next to you whilst you wiggle "

dont laugh then

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tut

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tut "

wots the tut for ???

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!!

We will save you lambsie

I cant the whole forum would never speak to me again

Dont say you did the deed with he who mustnt be named

Nooooooooooooooooo give me some credit and its sort of worse than that lol

Uh, oh.... What have you unleashed on us now....?

Who me??????????????

Yes, YOU Miss Minx!

nuffin

Ok, I have seen that look before - you have done something REALLY baaaad! Spill. Now....!

can't spill ....... won't be spoken to ever again !!!!! "

can I spill wot I did last night then?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In minxies defence, she has been a good girl of late, however we are only day two into the new year.Has she paid you as well?;-)

paid PAID !!!!!!!! I dont pay ....... I dont have money I have kids that mug me all the time .......

Does that mean I have to return the tesco vouchers?

shhhhhhhh keep the luncheon ones too

its ok I'll wiggle out of this, they wont notice

Can I stand next to you whilst you wiggle

dont laugh then "

Ok, I will be serious,.wipes smile off my face

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You know you want to .... Don't you ?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"can I spill wot I did last night then? "

Yes, of course you can. You know you won't be judged on here.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tut

wots the tut for ??? "

Minxieeeeeeee bend over!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tut

wots the tut for ???

Minxieeeeeeee bend over! "

wot have I done?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tut

wots the tut for ???

Minxieeeeeeee bend over!

wot have I done? "

Oh god minx, what have you done?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tut

wots the tut for ???

Minxieeeeeeee bend over!

wot have I done?

Oh god minx, what have you done? "

think I need reminding ........... cos it wasnt wot I was thinking of

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tut

wots the tut for ???

Minxieeeeeeee bend over!

wot have I done?

Oh god minx, what have you done?

think I need reminding ........... cos it wasnt wot I was thinking of "

I'll pm you

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tut

wots the tut for ???

Minxieeeeeeee bend over!

wot have I done?

Oh god minx, what have you done?

think I need reminding ........... cos it wasnt wot I was thinking of

I'll pm you "

ok

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tut

wots the tut for ???

Minxieeeeeeee bend over!

wot have I done?

Oh god minx, what have you done?

think I need reminding ........... cos it wasnt wot I was thinking of

I'll pm you

ok "

it was nuffin - wiggled out of that one easily

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Laid in a brothel with £2000 tied to my cock

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *irty RascalMan  over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield


".... "

get my end away.....lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tut

wots the tut for ???

Minxieeeeeeee bend over!

wot have I done?

Oh god minx, what have you done?

think I need reminding ........... cos it wasnt wot I was thinking of

I'll pm you

ok

it was nuffin - wiggled out of that one easily "

Minxie your a saint xxx

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

  

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tut

wots the tut for ???

Minxieeeeeeee bend over!

wot have I done?

Oh god minx, what have you done?

think I need reminding ........... cos it wasnt wot I was thinking of

I'll pm you

ok

it was nuffin - wiggled out of that one easily

Minxie your a saint xxx"

thank u xx

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic

0.0781

0