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By *elix Sighted OP   Man  over a year ago

Cloud 8

Haven’t seen one of these for a few days.

Say you’re in on the thread and then you can privately message anyone else also in. They must answer publicly. Or even pube-ickly if you’re talented.

Please respect filters and try to ask a question back if you get one!

Enjoy you filthy pervs

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man  over a year ago

Cloud 8

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes I do sit to pee

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

In ²

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am in on it ?

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By *asty tatsyMan  over a year ago

london

I will play this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes. I would show the camera my passport so the police would know the mastermind behind it all was me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m always in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in. Be kind, my first go at it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Think there's two of these running concurrently in swingers chat too!

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Think there's two of these running concurrently in swingers chat too!"

But the Lounge is where it’s at baby!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Something for the pain by Bon Jovi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People here say my bum. Here I'd probably agree its that or my imagination.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get caught for sure. Both would be a trauma, but 1 time over a month, plus I'd rather be seen than have that visual, haha!

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By *hropshireGentMan  over a year ago

midllands, traveling with work

One well known celebrity but sorry a can’t name her. She’s well known and has been on 8 out of 10 cats

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

I'm in

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man  over a year ago

Cloud 8

Definitely corn on the cob. It’s ribbed, for my pleasure.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

It’s over 3 feet long and you can definitely stroke it

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By *hubby11977Man  over a year ago

Pontypridd

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im in

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island

I'm in

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man  over a year ago

Cloud 8

Easy - pizza and ice cream! Not on the same plate…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i'll play Px

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I would definitely rather do laps around the square topless shouting booooobies!

* this may or may not have actually already happened

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

In 10 seconds I think I could make Nero cum hard , just by running my fingers down his naked body!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m training for dvp at the moment, so I’m up to four, hoping to work my way up to more

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m training for dvp at the moment, so I’m up at four am, hoping to wake up more early "

Set your alarm earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m training for dvp at the moment, so I’m up at four am, hoping to wake up more early

Set your alarm earlier. "

I like the cut of your jib

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Safari too get up close to a bengal tiger without it being in a cage

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In the bins behind the funky cow. You should be able to see it in his verifications

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

No, my tongue isn't as 'pointed' as my shoes. Forked, perhaps.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh in!

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By *isge BeathaWoman  over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

In and filters removed (temporarily)

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By *wistedsoul35Man  over a year ago

cumbria

Go on then I'm in

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"In 10 seconds I think I could make Nero cum hard, just by running my fingers down his naked body!"

10 is the perfect number. Your timing is impeccable, Bôô.

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By *.R.MMan  over a year ago

Norfolk

I’m in, if anyone would like to ask me a question

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"In 10 seconds I think I could make Nero cum hard, just by running my fingers down his naked body!

10 is the perfect number. Your timing is impeccable, Bôô."

I was going with the same time it took you to double dip those chips.

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By *uke23559Man  over a year ago

Mansfield

I'm in

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By *isge BeathaWoman  over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

Family.....I have a better chance of making up a believable lie that's it's not actually me!

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man  over a year ago

Cloud 8

Family, too! They probably wouldn’t care as there’s only two of them but there’s 1600 people at work!!

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By *asty tatsyMan  over a year ago

london

I like to do about 2-3, if you do too many changes you might feel like you’re on a roller coaster

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in, Forum Filthsters

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man  over a year ago

Cloud 8

It all happens in 17 days! Very excited indeed

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By *.R.MMan  over a year ago

Norfolk


"I’m in, if anyone would like to ask me a question "

I didn’t think I’d get asked a question

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

Nikki x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh definitely the arm. Why would I ever EVER want the other?! You maniac

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By *uke23559Man  over a year ago

Mansfield

The one celebrity I'd choose would be Laura Hamilton from a place in the sun.

Not a Hollywood A lister but my goodness that woman is my type and more

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will join please.

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By *.R.MMan  over a year ago

Norfolk

Running as the endorphins last longer if on a 10 mile run

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Women.

They’re (mostly) so accepting of body imperfections, plus I’d like to improve my techniques

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I have set myself a number of goals this year. The first was to get a lot fitter which the plank challenge has really helped with and the second was to have lots and lots of adventures

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Feet for hands and hands for feet. I absolutely could not live without a vagina. I love mine.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bein seduced by a older lady

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Feet for hands and hands for feet. I absolutely could not live without a vagina. I love mine. "

Now that is dedication to recreation!!!

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By *ustus555Couple  over a year ago

NG 21

In for a while.

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By *.R.MMan  over a year ago

Norfolk

On a quiet secluded trail

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

If I had to choose only 3 kinks for a night session they would be CMNF, restraints and spanking

That was a good question but very hard to choose only 3

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By *0astMan  over a year ago

Discovering

Just popped in for a browse

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m sorry private question asker but I would have to choose two - doggy and reverse cowgirl. It’s dependent on the situation entirely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

BDSM 'literature'.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening all,I'm in

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By *empusMan  over a year ago

Poole

I’m in xxx

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

I'm in

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By *arcosaMan  over a year ago

London

Please feel free to ask me anything you like.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably from the chap who rewrote his entire profile to be riddles based on mine?

(I'm not counting the one who wants to buy me shoes to walk on him in becasue I might actually do that)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hmm. Female/TVs lips

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By *arriedcoupleNECouple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

We'll join in

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By *0astMan  over a year ago

Discovering

Ooooo, yes, there is a couple but the one that has got truly wonderful memories is from Womack and Womack

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By *ustamanMan  over a year ago

weymouth

Ok I'll play

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By *empusMan  over a year ago

Poole

Not only would I let you, I would hope to return the favour x

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I absolutely adore Le Tour de France and cycling in general and have followed it seriously for over 20 years

Great question. Thank you x

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By *ustamanMan  over a year ago

weymouth

Depends on who sees, generally though I'm not that bothered

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh I definitely have played with other redheads. Two beautiful women. Separate occasions, one recentish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My next door neighbour. But she totally knows it - and likes it.

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

My Happy Place is probably down in Cornwall.

Spent many years of my childhood there.

Loved the beach, sound of the sea,the food,local people,sunsets and just being free to explore.

Now I try to go as often as I can with my kids to let them experience the same things I did away from all the phones and technology kids want to bury themselves in now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just us, alone first. Later, who knows…?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Depends where I am, if it’s a cocktail it’s a woo woo

If it’s just a bar it’s flavoured vodka of some kind and lemonade

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok but you’ll have to put a bag over my head so you don’t catch my covid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll play xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Heels. But not just one pair, because I’m a terrible terrible shoe whore

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes......on a Fab meet, when I looked down to see her lubing my arse up with her own cum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ex gfs brother

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By *ewbietarnMan  over a year ago

barnsley

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple  over a year ago

Epsom

We're in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Battered sausage x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hotel sleepover one to one or MFM xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Unfortunately nothing too crazy, yet… but I think in one day I managed to have about 3 wanks in the toilet one on video with someone else

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll play

Send me some Qs!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes on the beach in Gran Canaria it felt amazing x

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple  over a year ago

Epsom

Currently we have a mini cooper ...dream car for me would probably be a screen accurate back to the future DeLorean..just because

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh, nothing so exciting becasue I had access to a flat across the road... I had my regulator F me in the window there one lunchtime. He was really annoyed when he found out I'd mostly done it because we were always getting shafted by our regulators anyway.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

Coins. My oldest 1 is from the 1700s

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

45-90min of cunnilingus. Ideally tied up. Not a BDSM thing. Purely idleness on my part.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would walk backwards.. Either way i won't be able to see where I'm going, so why add a cricked neck

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man  over a year ago

Cloud 8

Love this question!

So, I’m going to estimate 8,000 chickens. They can’t fly (properly) so that’s 2,000 chickens per leg. Assuming one gets squashed per leg every other step, that gives them a big enough team to bring it down. Then, however many are left peck it like feck it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't think there is a who... But maybe a what... I regretted the ping pong ball

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stochastic calculus. In a bikini, at a blackboard.

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By *reasyontheeyesMan  over a year ago

out in the sticks

I am in

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"In 10 seconds I think I could make Nero cum hard, just by running my fingers down his naked body!

10 is the perfect number. Your timing is impeccable, Bôô.

I was going with the same time it took you to double dip those chips. "

An abhorrent act which you're never going to let me forget?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Football streaming rights. It’s a shame that footy is played down the road but tonight game and many others aren’t on British television

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Giving her all my passwords to my socials

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

My answer: I prefer a lady fully dressed... because I enjoy slowly unwrapping her and peeling off the sartorial layers for some CMNF.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Round 2 has already happened. And yes, the promise of Hobnobs was one of the main reasons for it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes, but only if you face away from me so you don't pass your lurgy on to me

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

My answer:

A male elephant is about 6000kg, whilst the average 'coq' is about 2,72kg. So if we divide 6000 by 2,72 we get about 2206 roosters for a draw. By this logic it would take 2207 chicken to kill an elephant.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would take all my friends out for a big blow out night out. All the drinks, dancing. We’d all have hotels, so no worries about getting home. Perfection

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By *mperfectwomanWoman  over a year ago

Near Morley

You am in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just one chicken. As long as you placed a caterpillar on the button for the trap door.

If caterpillars are not allowed then two chickens. With the one lower down the pecking order trying to hide behind the button for the trap door.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Out now x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People closer to the next generation's age than mine - in the park.

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By *mperfectwomanWoman  over a year ago

Near Morley

Craft. I love creating things eve though I have not done it for a while. Actually, thank you for asking as I might start again.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do not still have access to that flat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

About 19? Supposed to be doing work experience after his first year at college.

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By *ohn KanakaMan  over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Out now - this was fun!

xx

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m out. Thanks for the questions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A male elephant is about 6000kg, while the roosters of the golden comet chicken average on about 2,72kg. So if we divide 6000 by 2,72 we get about 2206 roosters for a draw. By this logic it would take 2207 chicken to kill an elephant.

Please don’t try to replicate this the UK doesn’t need another chickengate

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island

Depending on a how much a some house in the Bahamas.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would avoid talking to giraffes or hanging out with them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im in

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"A male elephant is about 6000kg, while the roosters of the golden comet chicken average on about 2,72kg. So if we divide 6000 by 2,72 we get about 2206 roosters for a draw. By this logic it would take 2207 chicken to kill an elephant.

Please don’t try to replicate this the UK doesn’t need another chickengate

"

He's pilfering my answers! Thief! Charlatan! Kleptomaniac!

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By *Jones1983Man  over a year ago

Liverpool

I’m in

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm out.

Nocturnal soon....

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By *D of funCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

In

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A male elephant is about 6000kg, while the roosters of the golden comet chicken average on about 2,72kg. So if we divide 6000 by 2,72 we get about 2206 roosters for a draw. By this logic it would take 2207 chicken to kill an elephant.

Please don’t try to replicate this the UK doesn’t need another chickengate

He's pilfering my answers! Thief! Charlatan! Kleptomaniac! "

Spock is this you?

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man  over a year ago

Cloud 8

Jodie Comer, definitely. But in her Villanelle character. Fuck…..

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By *ucky88oMan  over a year ago

london

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve already answered this question

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

No! I would not "lick another male cum out of a pussy".

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In for a bit

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By *D of funCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

Know I get paid for it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is difficult!

What would i do... Hmmmmm..... I'd buy a lottery ticket

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Family, friends, Bed socks, seasoning, wine, binge worthy tv shows and a bath (lycra also sssh lol)

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By *D of funCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

Going to the "meet" steak house in Liverpool

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By *D of funCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

Not yet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS  over a year ago

Carlisle

I'm in why not.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone over the age of 50 lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1/2 a cuecumber

Bubble bath

And a mini bottle of wine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1/2 a cuecumber

Bubble bath

And a mini bottle of wine "

You’ve obviously been to Poundland

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Legs on shoulders,doggy or cowgirl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1/2 a cuecumber

Bubble bath

And a mini bottle of wine

You’ve obviously been to Poundland "

Asda

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1/2 a cuecumber

Bubble bath

And a mini bottle of wine

You’ve obviously been to Poundland

Asda "

You must have used your loyalty card (or shoplifted)

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS  over a year ago

Carlisle

Oh good question! Probably writing music or dance/yoga

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Extra eye on back of head. (My daughter has thought that was true for a good 8 years of her life) lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in

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By *exysoul888TV/TS  over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1/2 a cuecumber

Bubble bath

And a mini bottle of wine

You’ve obviously been to Poundland

Asda

You must have used your loyalty card (or shoplifted) "

18cl wine - 2.89

Cuecumber - 50p

Bubble bath £1.00

And i believe i still have change.... thank you

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’ll play, for the thread’s last gasps …

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1/2 a cuecumber

Bubble bath

And a mini bottle of wine

You’ve obviously been to Poundland

Asda

You must have used your loyalty card (or shoplifted)

18cl wine - 2.89

Cuecumber - 50p

Bubble bath £1.00

And i believe i still have change.... thank you "

I stand corrected

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I reckon I could find a just-about-acceptable bottle of wine for a fiver. That way we could share a drink.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Principessa. Even though she’s not been on the forums much recently.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Principessa. Even though she’s not been on the forums much recently. "

Well played

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would like to have a private dining tasting menu experience on the glass floor in Tower Bridge London

Then drinks downstairs in the engine room

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because I can't be arsed joining in forum games

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Definitely can't choose 1, have several on my profile but I'd say the truck 1 is up there. Had it for years but its not just the fantasy but finding the right person/ dynamic to make it work how I'd like.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Technically, I reckon it would only take one chicken to kill a healthy adult elephant.

I’m thinking a sort of poultry-based butterfly effect.

One chicken, poorly cooked, causes a woman to take the day off work sick (salmonella’s a hell of a bacteria). That woman works at the zoo and her not showing up means the work experience kid has to wash the elephants that day. Because it’s hose-down day, y’know. The inexperienced teenage animal keeper forgets to close the main gate properly. One of the Bull elephants gets out. Traffic’s pretty heavy on the main road a couple of blocks away and our rogue elephant comes a cropper, squished by a typically aggressive and ignorant Audi driver in a comically oversized SUV.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Technically, I reckon it would only take one chicken to kill a healthy adult elephant.

I’m thinking a sort of poultry-based butterfly effect.

One chicken, poorly cooked, causes a woman to take the day off work sick (salmonella’s a hell of a bacteria). That woman works at the zoo and her not showing up means the work experience kid has to wash the elephants that day. Because it’s hose-down day, y’know. The inexperienced teenage animal keeper forgets to close the main gate properly. One of the Bull elephants gets out. Traffic’s pretty heavy on the main road a couple of blocks away and our rogue elephant comes a cropper, squished by a typically aggressive and ignorant Audi driver in a comically oversized SUV."

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


" "

Look, I’m not the weirdo who asked the question …

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Technically, I reckon it would only take one chicken to kill a healthy adult elephant.

I’m thinking a sort of poultry-based butterfly effect.

One chicken, poorly cooked, causes a woman to take the day off work sick (salmonella’s a hell of a bacteria). That woman works at the zoo and her not showing up means the work experience kid has to wash the elephants that day. Because it’s hose-down day, y’know. The inexperienced teenage animal keeper forgets to close the main gate properly. One of the Bull elephants gets out. Traffic’s pretty heavy on the main road a couple of blocks away and our rogue elephant comes a cropper, squished by a typically aggressive and ignorant Audi driver in a comically oversized SUV."

How many glasses of that wine have you had?

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By *os Amantes 22Couple  over a year ago

sexy lane

We're in

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’d choose a night with DreamyBoo. No contest.

(I’m pretty sure I’m only being asked so that I have to say that in writing, where it can be screenshotted …)

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I would have to say Prince and the New Power Generation if I could only pick one. They were absolutely awesome live

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"How many glasses of that wine have you had? "

You’re supposed to ask the questions in private.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man  over a year ago

Cloud 8

Well, everyone, I’ve had two new experiences this evening:

One of my threads going all the way and I haven’t stopped chuckling the whole time at your wacky answers.

Thanks to you all for being in, I’m out!!

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

Thanks ØP.

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