"I was geri at a Halloween party at uni is the reason I ask. Totally got laid that night (I didn't)"
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over a year ago
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Penny came home from the bingo with all 5 spice girls (full size cut outs) although geri had lost a leg in the taxi and sportys neck was broken.
We were both d*unk, penny cut a hole where Emma's mouth should be and proceeded to pull my cock through and suck me from the others side while laughing and trying to humm 'wanabee' .
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
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I was fortunate enough to be helped by one of the Spice girls when I had a breakdown on the M4.
I was taking my MGB out for a spin but had the engine cut out, not far from Reading Services.
Turns out I had a split hose.
Then their tour bus pulled over and asked if I needed some help?
I asked if one of them had a container so I could replace fluids once I'd repaired the pipe. And sporty said "Jerry Can?"
I know she's married to Christian Horner but didn't have her down as a mechanic too... |
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"Penny came home from the bingo with all 5 spice girls (full size cut outs) although geri had lost a leg in the taxi and sportys neck was broken.
We were both d*unk, penny cut a hole where Emma's mouth should be and proceeded to pull my cock through and suck me from the others side while laughing and trying to humm 'wanabee' .
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……. hahahahahaha. 
Thank you. The best laugh I’ve had all day!!!! |
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"Penny came home from the bingo with all 5 spice girls (full size cut outs) although geri had lost a leg in the taxi and sportys neck was broken.
We were both d*unk, penny cut a hole where Emma's mouth should be and proceeded to pull my cock through and suck me from the others side while laughing and trying to humm 'wanabee' .
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This is one of the best things I’ve read all day. Brilliant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes I have 
Baby ^
How do you know??? 
Easy. 
Because I am the chubby one? Lol
Let’s stick with the cute one. "
Something to do with me liking unicorns and glitter? |
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Yep…..6th form Christmas party. Me and four friends went drinking beforehand at the only underage bar in town, then walked up the hill to school swigging Archers from the bottle. By 10pm I was pa*s*d out on the steps outside the common room….my friend hung a plastic bag off my ears in case I needed to puke. Fun times
Obviously I was very classy back then….I was Posh   |
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"Pøsh lives just down the road from me...
But, I bet you don't also live near Ian Beale from Eastenders ha ha ha "
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How very nefarious of you!
No, I live near Colin Firth et al.
(Now I just need to Google "EastEnders") |
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