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Women, send me your face pics with greasy, frazzled bed hair, a little drool, and looking like murders on your mind if you want me to do the bare waltz upon thyself |
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"I thought little bird had Bruce gaffa taped up ffs
She wanted me to nibble her ear..."
Don’t worry. You’ll be back in the attic later Brucey. You know you love it 
In the meantime you can watch Teletubbies but only if you’re a good boy  |
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"I thought little bird had Bruce gaffa taped up ffs
She wanted me to nibble her ear...
Don’t worry. You’ll be back in the attic later Brucey. You know you love it
In the meantime you can watch Teletubbies but only if you’re a good boy "
Is he tinky winky |
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"I can send you a pic of my eye because I have conjunctivitis
Lemon, for someone so delicious, you don't half make me want to cry sometimes "
It's good to cry.
I just uploaded a new face pic to public. Please can everyone fab it? |
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"I can send you a pic of my eye because I have conjunctivitis
Lemon, for someone so delicious, you don't half make me want to cry sometimes
It's good to cry.
I just uploaded a new face pic to public. Please can everyone fab it?"
I fucking LOVE that t shirt. And it fitting tightly on your upper good half. I demand a cuddle! |
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"I can send you a pic of my eye because I have conjunctivitis
Lemon, for someone so delicious, you don't half make me want to cry sometimes
It's good to cry.
I just uploaded a new face pic to public. Please can everyone fab it?"
Just for you lovely x |
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"I can send you a pic of my eye because I have conjunctivitis
Lemon, for someone so delicious, you don't half make me want to cry sometimes
It's good to cry.
I just uploaded a new face pic to public. Please can everyone fab it?"
Lemon that’s absolutely brilliant |
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"I thought little bird had Bruce gaffa taped up ffs
She wanted me to nibble her ear...
Don’t worry. You’ll be back in the attic later Brucey. You know you love it
In the meantime you can watch Teletubbies but only if you’re a good boy
Is he tinky winky "
You know he’s La La |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought little bird had Bruce gaffa taped up ffs
She wanted me to nibble her ear...
Don’t worry. You’ll be back in the attic later Brucey. You know you love it
In the meantime you can watch Teletubbies but only if you’re a good boy
Is he tinky winky
You know he’s La La "
He talks la la |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can send you a pic of my eye because I have conjunctivitis
Lemon, for someone so delicious, you don't half make me want to cry sometimes
It's good to cry.
I just uploaded a new face pic to public. Please can everyone fab it?
Lemon that’s absolutely brilliant "
Thank you. I think it will be top of hot pics in half an hours time.  |
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"I can send you a pic of my eye because I have conjunctivitis
Lemon, for someone so delicious, you don't half make me want to cry sometimes
It's good to cry.
I just uploaded a new face pic to public. Please can everyone fab it?"
Ive notified the authorities - did you do the jewellers on the corner last Friday????  |
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"I can send you a pic of my eye because I have conjunctivitis
Lemon, for someone so delicious, you don't half make me want to cry sometimes
It's good to cry.
I just uploaded a new face pic to public. Please can everyone fab it?
Lemon that’s absolutely brilliant
Thank you. I think it will be top of hot pics in half an hours time. "
Quite rightly so! Start a thread. This pic is the GOAT |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can send you a pic of my eye because I have conjunctivitis
Lemon, for someone so delicious, you don't half make me want to cry sometimes
It's good to cry.
I just uploaded a new face pic to public. Please can everyone fab it?
Ive notified the authorities - did you do the jewellers on the corner last Friday???? "
No, that was JustPete. I send him my used tights and I thought it was so he could have a wank but it was actually so he could rob a bank (poetic) and use my DNA. |
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"I can send you a pic of my eye because I have conjunctivitis
Lemon, for someone so delicious, you don't half make me want to cry sometimes
It's good to cry.
I just uploaded a new face pic to public. Please can everyone fab it?
Ive notified the authorities - did you do the jewellers on the corner last Friday????
No, that was JustPete. I send him my used tights and I thought it was so he could have a wank but it was actually so he could rob a bank (poetic) and use my DNA."
Im going to a fancy dress as a pirate could you send me a used g string for
My eye patch???  |
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"My face looks like the back end of a bus
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KC², if it's the vintage Routemaster No.² that travels from PiccaWilly Circus, Hydeous Park and Frightsbridge, then I could easily fancy you myself.  "
No, unfortunately it's the cheapo Mega Bus that's clapped out and falling to bits. £2 a ride  |
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"I can send you a pic of my eye because I have conjunctivitis
Lemon, for someone so delicious, you don't half make me want to cry sometimes
It's good to cry.
I just uploaded a new face pic to public. Please can everyone fab it?"
Never seen a body as perfect as this .. wow |
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"My face looks like the back end of a bus
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KC², if it's the vintage Routemaster No.² that travels from PiccaWilly Circus, Hydeous Park and Frightsbridge, then I could easily fancy you myself.
No, unfortunately it's the cheapo Mega Bus that's clapped out and falling to bits. £2 a ride "
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I'll take a score. |
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