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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Return of an old favourite Fab hotel reopening for Valentine’s Day

Room number is your birthday. Who are you getting romantic with ?

I’m in room 17 to kick things off x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room number 24 for me

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By *ottodot123Couple over a year ago

Gillingham

Room 12 for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

28 (Feb)

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

Room 14 for the sexy people party! All genders, preferences and perversions welcome.

And, yes, before you ask, of course I have a cheese & pineapple hedgehog.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room 0.1548245552544894

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"Room 0.1548245552544894"

Explain?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

24 bitches.. come on downnnnnn.

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"24 bitches.. come on downnnnnn."

That’s looking a good room already xx

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Three is a magic number

Yes it is, it's a magic number

Somewhere in that ancient mystic trinity

You get three as a magic number

The past and the present and the future

Faith and hope and charity

The heart and the brain and the body

Give you three as a magic number

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Room 0.1548245552544894

Explain? "

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Three is a magic number

Yes it is, it's a magic number

Somewhere in that ancient mystic trinity

You get three as a magic number

The past and the present and the future

Faith and hope and charity

The heart and the brain and the body

Give you three as a magic number

So you’ve already got Posdnuos, Trugoy and Maseo in there with you?!

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

Room 69,meal with a view

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Room 14 for the sexy people party! All genders, preferences and perversions welcome.

Duplicate room key for 14 here too

I'll bring the twister and baby oil

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Room 14 for the sexy people party! All genders, preferences and perversions welcome.

Duplicate room key for 14 here too

I'll bring the twister and baby oil

Oo goody, lucky me

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"Room 69,meal with a view

Hotel only has 31 rooms !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room 21

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

room #8

can my roommates please bring pizza? Thanksss. Px

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman over a year ago

LEEDS

Room 29 for me. Everyone welcome

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"Room 29 for me. Everyone welcome"

I’ll be down from room 17 shortly x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room 6 for more cleavage than creps party

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Room 21"

Oh.

There's already attractive people in my room.

Bonus.

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

"Room 12 for me"

Room 12 for me too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

We're in rooms 5 & 14. Knock on the door to see who you've got

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By *ikingandMaiden2Couple over a year ago

Mid Cornwall, South West

Room 22

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple over a year ago

letchworth

"28 (Feb)

Just me and you so far

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"We're in rooms 5 & 14. Knock on the door to see who you've got

Ooo good point, couples may get two rooms

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By *hrissycox66TV/TS over a year ago

watford

Room 30 bring a bottle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

27 over here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room 11

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

"We're in rooms 5 & 14. Knock on the door to see who you've got

Damn, room 14 is getting sexy!

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

"28 (Feb)

Just me and you so far "

I'll be joining you in 28!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"room #8

can my roommates please bring pizza? Thanksss. Px

Pizza delivery coming your way! I just need you to tip...

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By *hy marvel guyMan over a year ago

Worthing

"Room 21

Oh.

There's already attractive people in my room.

Oh I have the same room. Mind if I join you all? x

Bonus."

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By *abrina59TV/TS over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Room 25 all on my own at moment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"room #8

can my roommates please bring pizza? Thanksss. Px

Pizza delivery coming your way! I just need you to tip..."

how coincidental, for it is your tip i'd rather like.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

If anyone got there before me, i hope you haven't eaten the free packets of biscuits?!

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By *nselfishpleaserMan over a year ago

kent

Room 5 please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Room 5 please"

Me too. That lovely ass

yum yum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room 13 if you dare to come in

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By *asty tatsyMan over a year ago

london

Room 25 Whos in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

More cocks in 28 please?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Room 13 if you dare to come in

This is a warning; I drop nuts like coconut tree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very pleased I'm all alone..

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By *ellardnorthamptonMan over a year ago

northampton

Number 7 all invited lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Very pleased I'm all alone.."

Can I borrow pillows for pillow fight?

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By *KG12Couple over a year ago

Burnley

Mr room 31

Mrs room 10

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Very pleased I'm all alone..

Can I borrow pillows for pillow fight?"

No. And get out my room.

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Room 6

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple over a year ago

letchworth

"More cocks in 28 please?!

Going to have to order pizza at this rate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Room 6

Already got bucket of ice. Going boots want owt?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"More cocks in 28 please?!

I’m just next-door, and your room’s got all the hotties. I think this might be my lucky night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

30 here. It's usually fairly quiet in this room

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"More cocks in 28 please?!

I’m just next-door, and your room’s got all the hotties. I think this might be my lucky night."

I'm coming around. Warm the bed up, sugar.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple over a year ago

Debauchery

Playing with myself in room 2 whilst Hades furiously wanks in 21

Cherry x

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Looks like I can starfish in room 4

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Room 6

Already got bucket of ice. Going boots want owt?"

From Boots? Errrrrr some lube and a meal deal?

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By *unCuriousHarryMan over a year ago

somrwhere over the rainbow, The Shire

I’m in Room 3

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Room 6

Already got bucket of ice. Going boots want owt?

From Boots? Errrrrr some lube and a meal deal?

Great minds - utter filth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room 10

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By *unCuriousHarryMan over a year ago

somrwhere over the rainbow, The Shire

[knocks on room 6]

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

room 19

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple over a year ago

letchworth

"More cocks in 28 please?!

I’m just next-door, and your room’s got all the hotties. I think this might be my lucky night.

I'm coming around. Warm the bed up, sugar."

Mind if I join?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks like I can starfish in room 4

Join us just pick up the dress cowboy hat off the dresser and put it on the door

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By *REEPALESTINEMan over a year ago

derby

Room 17

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

Room 22 for my birthday but we want a disabled accessable room for Maya.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Room 9

Mrs

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By *illie fitMan over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Room 22

Oh nice night with the Viking and Maiden

Room is filling up nicely

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By *ellardnorthamptonMan over a year ago

northampton

"room #8

can my roommates please bring pizza? Thanksss. Px

"
. I’m next door give me a knock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

22 for me

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I'm coming around. Warm the bed up, sugar.

Mind if I join? "

Look, why don’t I just come to yours? Your roomie Harlot’s probably waiting for me anyway.

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By *isge BeathaWoman over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

"Looks like I can starfish in room 4

Budge over! #4 for me too!

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Looks like I can starfish in room 4

Budge over! #4 for me too!

Yay! I don’t take up much room don’t worry. Can I get you a drink roomie?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Room number 24 for me "

Is mine too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"24 bitches.. come on downnnnnn."

Snap.

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

Room 03

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By *ukeuk888Man over a year ago

hastings

16 for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"24

If anyone got there before me, i hope you haven't eaten the free packets of biscuits?!

Snap. Think I'm too late for the hobnobs

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

Looks like me and _uncuriousharry are having a beer and listening to the shagging going on in #4

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m still by my self in 11

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks like I'm solo playing in room 1.. hoping someone joins me!

Mrs

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By *ukeuk888Man over a year ago

hastings

I may start dismantling the trouser press in 16 soon

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By *isge BeathaWoman over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

"Looks like I can starfish in room 4

Budge over! #4 for me too!

Yay! I don’t take up much room don’t worry. Can I get you a drink roomie?

That would be awesome! A nice malt would be lovely! Next round is on me!

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman over a year ago

Wherever

I’m by myself in room 18. Looks like I’m going to be joining in whatever is happening next door

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Looks like I can starfish in room 4

Budge over! #4 for me too!

Yay! I don’t take up much room don’t worry. Can I get you a drink roomie?

That would be awesome! A nice malt would be lovely! Next round is on me!

Perfect

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By *ukeuk888Man over a year ago

hastings

"I’m by myself in room 18. Looks like I’m going to be joining in whatever is happening next door

Go two doors down and save me from the trouser press

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

13 for FriskyBob

26 for LadyO

Looks like we're both playing solo!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rooms 12 and 20

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By *isge BeathaWoman over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

"Looks like I can starfish in room 4

Budge over! #4 for me too!

Yay! I don’t take up much room don’t worry. Can I get you a drink roomie?

That would be awesome! A nice malt would be lovely! Next round is on me!

Perfect

PJ party in room 4!

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

I'll take room 1

I gather hotel is the coach and horses..

Would love to meet Vicki behind the bar...

If one oversleep I wonder if Emily the chambermaid may assist in getting me up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Room 11

Budge over and no snoring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love and hate these at the same time. On one hand, they're really fun but no one is ever in number 8!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

"Looks like I can starfish in room 4

No, I'm joining you

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

"Looks like I can starfish in room 4

Budge over! #4 for me too!

Yay! I don’t take up much room don’t worry. Can I get you a drink roomie?

That would be awesome! A nice malt would be lovely! Next round is on me!

Perfect

PJ party in room 4!

Another female has just entered room 4.

Snacks?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love and hate these at the same time. On one hand, they're really fun but no one is ever in number 8!

You know, you can just lie?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman over a year ago

Wherever

"I love and hate these at the same time. On one hand, they're really fun but no one is ever in number 8!

No one is ever in number 18 either!

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I love and hate these at the same time. On one hand, they're really fun but no one is ever in number 8!

You know, you can just lie? "

No no no no, people on fab don’t lie about anything number related!!

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I’m by myself in room 18. Looks like I’m going to be joining in whatever is happening next door

You’re only down the corridor from sexy room 14! Although at the moment I think it’s just the two girls playing and me trying to have a quiet plop

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By *wistedsoul35Man over a year ago

cumbria

Room number 12 for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Room 11

Budge over and no snoring

Hope the bed is big enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love and hate these at the same time. On one hand, they're really fun but no one is ever in number 8!

You know, you can just lie? "

I'm not gonna cheat on my birthday number for a pretend shag. Who do you think I am?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love and hate these at the same time. On one hand, they're really fun but no one is ever in number 8!

No one is ever in number 18 either!"

Oooooops! Someone knocked the 1 off your room door. Mind if I come in?

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By *ormorantMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Room 1….. with plenty of room..

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By *tfuckMan over a year ago

Luton / Wigan

I'm in room 23. I think no one is in this room yet!!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well won't be number 13, most hotels skip this as a room number as its "unlucky"

Miss S x

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Looks like I can starfish in room 4

Budge over! #4 for me too!

Yay! I don’t take up much room don’t worry. Can I get you a drink roomie?

That would be awesome! A nice malt would be lovely! Next round is on me!

Perfect

PJ party in room 4!

Another female has just entered room 4.

Snacks?"

Oh yes please. This is going to be an awesome party room

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman over a year ago

Wherever

"I love and hate these at the same time. On one hand, they're really fun but no one is ever in number 8!

No one is ever in number 18 either!

Oooooops! Someone knocked the 1 off your room door. Mind if I come in?

I wonder who was it?!? COME IN!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Room 11

Budge over and no snoring

Hope the bed is big enough

Well I'm sleeping in the middle! I ain't having the duvet pulled off me! And no snoring!:

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

Room number is 16

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love and hate these at the same time. On one hand, they're really fun but no one is ever in number 8!

No one is ever in number 18 either!

Oooooops! Someone knocked the 1 off your room door. Mind if I come in?

I wonder who was it?!? COME IN!!!"

One of those no good rebels without a cause I bet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room 6 for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well won't be number 13, most hotels skip this as a room number as its "unlucky"

Miss S x"

Knock on number 6 and you might get lucky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room number 29 open to all offers

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By *ukeuk888Man over a year ago

hastings

"Room number is 16"

No offence but having a random room share with captain caveman just about sums up fab for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Room 11

Budge over and no snoring

Hope the bed is big enough

Well I'm sleeping in the middle! I ain't having the duvet pulled off me! And no snoring!:

Won't be me snoring, just talking in my sleep.

I do love to wrap myself up in a duvet shouldn't of asked for another, that or need another way to keep warm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well won't be number 13, most hotels skip this as a room number as its "unlucky"

Miss S x"

Funny, no.13 is considered really lucky in France or Italy and in angel cards as well. It's one of the highest and luckiest cards.

I will happily manage in my own

but plenty of space for anyone who isn't afraid or superstitious. I got some spiced rum and wine to share

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By *isge BeathaWoman over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

"Looks like I can starfish in room 4

Budge over! #4 for me too!

Yay! I don’t take up much room don’t worry. Can I get you a drink roomie?

That would be awesome! A nice malt would be lovely! Next round is on me!

Perfect

PJ party in room 4!

Another female has just entered room 4.

Snacks?

Oh yes please. This is going to be an awesome party room

I totally agree! What a 3sum!

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By *essicaRabbit04Woman over a year ago

Rabbit burrow

"Looks like I can starfish in room 4

Budge over! #4 for me too!

Yay! I don’t take up much room don’t worry. Can I get you a drink roomie?

That would be awesome! A nice malt would be lovely! Next round is on me!

Perfect

PJ party in room 4!

Another female has just entered room 4.

Snacks?

Oh yes please. This is going to be an awesome party room

Can the 4 of us have pornstar martini's in room 4 ladies

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By *isge BeathaWoman over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

"Looks like I can starfish in room 4

Budge over! #4 for me too!

Yay! I don’t take up much room don’t worry. Can I get you a drink roomie?

That would be awesome! A nice malt would be lovely! Next round is on me!

Perfect

PJ party in room 4!

Another female has just entered room 4.

Snacks?

Oh yes please. This is going to be an awesome party room

Can the 4 of us have pornstar martini's in room 4 ladies

them! I'll get the share bag of crisps!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room 28 for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks like I can starfish in room 4

Budge over! #4 for me too!

Yay! I don’t take up much room don’t worry. Can I get you a drink roomie?

That would be awesome! A nice malt would be lovely! Next round is on me!

Perfect

PJ party in room 4!

Another female has just entered room 4.

Snacks?

Oh yes please. This is going to be an awesome party room

Can the 4 of us have pornstar martini's in room 4 ladies

them! I'll get the share bag of crisps!"

I’ve got popcorn

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman over a year ago

south coast IOW

I’m in 17 too so budge over please. Xx

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By *ukeuk888Man over a year ago

hastings

"I’m in 17 too so budge over please. Xx"

I might drill a hole in the wall

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By *D of funCouple over a year ago

Northampton

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By *ngelFire2020Couple over a year ago

Darlington

Mrs 31

Mr 24

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am I still alone?

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By *isge BeathaWoman over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

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By *isge BeathaWoman over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

"Looks like I can starfish in room 4

Budge over! #4 for me too!

Yay! I don’t take up much room don’t worry. Can I get you a drink roomie?

That would be awesome! A nice malt would be lovely! Next round is on me!

Perfect

PJ party in room 4!

Another female has just entered room 4.

Snacks?

Oh yes please. This is going to be an awesome party room

Can the 4 of us have pornstar martini's in room 4 ladies

them! I'll get the share bag of crisps!

I’ve got popcorn "

Good Scottish phrase "you're chapping"!

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman over a year ago

south coast IOW

Oh so the buzzing is a drill. I thought you had something else going. But it is a bit quiet in 17 otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks like I can starfish in room 4

Budge over! #4 for me too!

Yay! I don’t take up much room don’t worry. Can I get you a drink roomie?

That would be awesome! A nice malt would be lovely! Next round is on me!

Perfect

PJ party in room 4!

Another female has just entered room 4.

Snacks?

Oh yes please. This is going to be an awesome party room

Can the 4 of us have pornstar martini's in room 4 ladies

them! I'll get the share bag of crisps!

I’ve got popcorn

Good Scottish phrase "you're chapping"!

I got all the flavours you didn’t know you need. New photos coming soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quick scan I see 3 ladies, and me...woah!!! Xx

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By *ukeuk888Man over a year ago

hastings

"Oh so the buzzing is a drill. I thought you had something else going. But it is a bit quiet in 17 otherwise. "

Yes doing it quietly as don’t want to wake captain caveman up, are you inviting guests?

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By *isge BeathaWoman over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

"Looks like I can starfish in room 4

Budge over! #4 for me too!

Yay! I don’t take up much room don’t worry. Can I get you a drink roomie?

That would be awesome! A nice malt would be lovely! Next round is on me!

Perfect

PJ party in room 4!

Another female has just entered room 4.

Snacks?

Oh yes please. This is going to be an awesome party room

Can the 4 of us have pornstar martini's in room 4 ladies

them! I'll get the share bag of crisps!

I’ve got popcorn

Good Scottish phrase "you're chapping"!

I got all the flavours you didn’t know you need. New photos coming soon

Still "chapping". Try another door?

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By *etskissCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

Room 12 for me

Mr is room 9

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman over a year ago

Wherever

"Oh so the buzzing is a drill. I thought you had something else going. But it is a bit quiet in 17 otherwise. "

If it’s still quiet, I’m right next door

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By *asty tatsyMan over a year ago

london

Looks like I’m watching tele and listening to everyone next door if anyone else is alone 25 is Netflix and chill

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Looks like I can starfish in room 4

Budge over! #4 for me too!

Yay! I don’t take up much room don’t worry. Can I get you a drink roomie?

That would be awesome! A nice malt would be lovely! Next round is on me!

Perfect

PJ party in room 4!

Another female has just entered room 4.

Snacks?

Oh yes please. This is going to be an awesome party room

Can the 4 of us have pornstar martini's in room 4 ladies

them! I'll get the share bag of crisps!

I’ve got popcorn

Good Scottish phrase "you're chapping"!

I got all the flavours you didn’t know you need. New photos coming soon

Still "chapping". Try another door?

No chapping allowed. Fun in progress

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks like I can starfish in room 4

Budge over! #4 for me too!

Yay! I don’t take up much room don’t worry. Can I get you a drink roomie?

That would be awesome! A nice malt would be lovely! Next round is on me!

Perfect

PJ party in room 4!

Another female has just entered room 4.

Snacks?

Oh yes please. This is going to be an awesome party room

Can the 4 of us have pornstar martini's in room 4 ladies

them! I'll get the share bag of crisps!

I’ve got popcorn

Good Scottish phrase "you're chapping"!

I got all the flavours you didn’t know you need. New photos coming soon

Still "chapping". Try another door?

No chapping allowed. Fun in progress

Thank you for the translation to English. At least stream it for us on fab chat

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By *isge BeathaWoman over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

"Looks like I can starfish in room 4

Budge over! #4 for me too!

Yay! I don’t take up much room don’t worry. Can I get you a drink roomie?

That would be awesome! A nice malt would be lovely! Next round is on me!

Perfect

PJ party in room 4!

Another female has just entered room 4.

Snacks?

Oh yes please. This is going to be an awesome party room

Can the 4 of us have pornstar martini's in room 4 ladies

them! I'll get the share bag of crisps!

I’ve got popcorn

Good Scottish phrase "you're chapping"!

I got all the flavours you didn’t know you need. New photos coming soon

Still "chapping". Try another door?

No chapping allowed. Fun in progress

Thank you for the translation to English. At least stream it for us on fab chat "

Did someone hear anything? Nah, didn't think so.

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Well won't be number 13, most hotels skip this as a room number as its "unlucky"

Miss S x"

So pick 12 or 14 ...

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

"Room number is 16

No offence but having a random room share with captain caveman just about sums up fab for me

we'll go for pints

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks like I’m watching tele and listening to everyone next door if anyone else is alone 25 is Netflix and chill

I’m alone by the looks of things too

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I just need help unpacking

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Looks like I’m watching tele and listening to everyone next door if anyone else is alone 25 is Netflix and chill

I’m alone by the looks of things too

x "

Join us in room 4 Jasmine. The night is yet young

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS over a year ago

Carlisle

Room 27 you'll have to remove the don't disturb sign though. Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room 14 for me it is then

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By *isge BeathaWoman over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

"Looks like I’m watching tele and listening to everyone next door if anyone else is alone 25 is Netflix and chill

I’m alone by the looks of things too

Join us in room 4 Jasmine. The night is yet young

Absolutely! We have snacks, pornstar martini's and the best "party" room in the hotel!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks like I’m watching tele and listening to everyone next door if anyone else is alone 25 is Netflix and chill

I’m alone by the looks of things too

Join us in room 4 Jasmine. The night is yet young

Absolutely! We have snacks, pornstar martini's and the best "party" room in the hotel!

Only if I can bring Tasty

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Looks like I’m watching tele and listening to everyone next door if anyone else is alone 25 is Netflix and chill

I’m alone by the looks of things too

Join us in room 4 Jasmine. The night is yet young

Absolutely! We have snacks, pornstar martini's and the best "party" room in the hotel!

Only if I can bring Tasty

x "

He will be knackered bless him

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

Well - I’m Room 4….

Another lady for a “pillow fight” & nail painting

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By *isge BeathaWoman over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

"Well - I’m Room 4….

Another lady for a “pillow fight” & nail painting

Welcome to the "pillow fight"!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room number 1 ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room 6

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Room 14 for me, seems a little busy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a number 1, its getting lonely lol

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I need a number 1, its getting lonely lol "

Nic pop down the corridor to 4. We’re having a party

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By *ldFashionedGentMan over a year ago

Chelmsford

Room 12 for me. And if I may say so it looks to be a very happy valentines for me.

Naked twister would be a fun way to spend an evening

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By *nselfishpleaserMan over a year ago

kent

"I need a number 1, its getting lonely lol

Nic pop down the corridor to 4. We’re having a party

Would you ladies mind if I pop round from number 5 to watch your pillow fight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a number 1, its getting lonely lol

Nic pop down the corridor to 4. We’re having a party

Thanks, im on my way

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Room 6 for me

x "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in 4

Thinking we need a suite girls!!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Me 16

Him 24

Tinder

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By *isge BeathaWoman over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

"I'm in 4

Thinking we need a suite girls!! "

I think we should get one with a hot tub and waiter service!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in 4

Thinking we need a suite girls!!

I think we should get one with a hot tub and waiter service!

Sure why not, we are soooo worth it!

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By *ldFashionedGentMan over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I'm in 4

Thinking we need a suite girls!!

I think we should get one with a hot tub and waiter service!

Sure why not, we are soooo worth it!

I don’t think anyone would disagree with that statement

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I'm in 4

Thinking we need a suite girls!!

I think we should get one with a hot tub and waiter service!

Sure why not, we are soooo worth it!

Yes we are

Now where’s the hotel manager? We need a suite. Pronto

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By *isge BeathaWoman over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

"I'm in 4

Thinking we need a suite girls!!

I think we should get one with a hot tub and waiter service!

Sure why not, we are soooo worth it!

Yes we are

Now where’s the hotel manager? We need a suite. Pronto

And we can get Tasty to be our nude butler!

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By *_monkeyMan over a year ago

Houston

"I'm in 4

Thinking we need a suite girls!!

I think we should get one with a hot tub and waiter service!

Sure why not, we are soooo worth it!

Yes we are

Now where’s the hotel manager? We need a suite. Pronto

And we can get Tasty to be our nude butler!

At this rate, you're all going to need your own hotel with how many you have in there! Or at least the conference hall!

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By *_monkeyMan over a year ago

Houston

Alas number 3 here. No luck with the ladies in that room yet...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room 15 here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m still in room 10 bent over on my bed

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By *isge BeathaWoman over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

Ladies in #4, we have secured the whole of the top floor penthouse with naked waiter service, hot tub and free bar with spa services!

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Ladies in #4, we have secured the whole of the top floor penthouse with naked waiter service, hot tub and free bar with spa services!

Excellent work darling. Now. Back to the party

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