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i can cum 2 gallons a day
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You need to see a Doctor.
Oh, hang on...i think we both know the perfect medical professional for the task.
A fellow large load dumper like yourself.
That boy is certainly entertaining. |
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I can only jizz a pint… but its in one go and i cum over 20x a day - i was experimenting stuffing coins down my japs eye once and came with such force I shot the neighbours cat… in a tree… 200 yards away!! |
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"Of course I'd fogot about gravity
Yes the impetus that comes with ejactulation would reach a higher level . I'll raise you another 200
Im out!! The slakes are too high for me!!! "
It would appear that i have used slake in completely the wrong way - Im off to have a word with myself!! |
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"Why are we jazzing upwards...even in a hypothetical the men are going to make a mess. disqualified for jazzing whilst jizzing - everyone know dancing while cumming is dangerous!!! "
Typo. Nightmare.
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"What's that in metric? More than a litre?
I never learnt metric there are 8 pints to a gallon in old measure ments
2 gallons is just over 8 litres.
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I knew that Dr with a liter was a pussy . that's how he spelt it. |
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"I can fill a Ford Orion’s petrol tank with my jizz. It’s low octane stuff, but at least it’s free (apart from a bottle of lube)."
Now there a practical talent .
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"I can fill a Ford Orion’s petrol tank with my jizz. It’s low octane stuff, but at least it’s free (apart from a bottle of lube).
From 200 yards?? "
From the roof of the local BP, but only when there’s no wind…I’m not that talented |
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"I can fill a Ford Orion’s petrol tank with my jizz. It’s low octane stuff, but at least it’s free (apart from a bottle of lube).
From 200 yards??
From the roof of the local BP, but only when there’s no wind…I’m not that talented " pmsl |
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Join em . do like an awe inspiring thread .
we all have to aspire to acheave something . but a good laugh Is a worthy goal.
2 Stroke? "
Isn't that an engine |
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