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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
You have a talking penis? That’s not at all weird or terrifying! Is it fully sentient? Does it have its own eyes and stuff too, or just the ability to speak? Or do you stick a little flag in the end of it and use semaphore? or just smack it against things in Morse code? |
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over a year ago
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"You have a talking penis? That’s not at all weird or terrifying! Is it fully sentient? Does it have its own eyes and stuff too, or just the ability to speak? Or do you stick a little flag in the end of it and use semaphore? or just smack it against things in Morse code? "
Just the one eye I reckon. |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"You have a talking penis? That’s not at all weird or terrifying! Is it fully sentient? Does it have its own eyes and stuff too, or just the ability to speak? Or do you stick a little flag in the end of it and use semaphore? or just smack it against things in Morse code? "
Exactly like the song "Dear penis" |
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
"You have a talking penis? That’s not at all weird or terrifying! Is it fully sentient? Does it have its own eyes and stuff too, or just the ability to speak? Or do you stick a little flag in the end of it and use semaphore? or just smack it against things in Morse code?
Exactly like the song "Dear penis" "
I’m scared to even look up what that might be! |
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
"You have a talking penis? That’s not at all weird or terrifying! Is it fully sentient? Does it have its own eyes and stuff too, or just the ability to speak? Or do you stick a little flag in the end of it and use semaphore? or just smack it against things in Morse code?
Just the one eye I reckon."
‘The eye that weeps most when most pleased’ which apparently was the working title for the Crowded House album ‘Temple of low men’ which was more of a pussy reference than dick reference |
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