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Right. Not sure this one has been touched on, before, ha ha.
Slightly odd? Yes, most probably 
Do I do it? Yes, at home, but nowhere else.
Why do I do it? To stop myself 'missing'  thus saving clean-up duties.
It all started when I lived in a rented flat in London, where the room in which the toilet was in, was carpeted.  Soooooo wrong!!
I was quite popular with my female flatmate at the time, as I never left the seat up |
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Surely it's more polite to do that when your are out and about to save anyone stepping in wee??
I hate treading in water in the bathroom. Even if I'm the only one who has used the bathroom and I know it is just water on the floor.....it might be wee  |
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"Surely it's more polite to do that when your are out and about to save anyone stepping in wee??
I hate treading in water in the bathroom. Even if I'm the only one who has used the bathroom and I know it is just water on the floor.....it might be wee "
That brings the toilet seat into question.
Opens another can of worms  |
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"Surely it's more polite to do that when your are out and about to save anyone stepping in wee??
I hate treading in water in the bathroom. Even if I'm the only one who has used the bathroom and I know it is just water on the floor.....it might be wee
That brings the toilet seat into question.
Opens another can of worms "
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"Right. Not sure this one has been touched on, before, ha ha.
Slightly odd? Yes, most probably
Do I do it? Yes, at home, but nowhere else.
Why do I do it? To stop myself 'missing' thus saving clean-up duties.
It all started when I lived in a rented flat in London, where the room in which the toilet was in, was carpeted. Soooooo wrong!!
I was quite popular with my female flatmate at the time, as I never left the seat up "
Much much much prefer guys who remain seated for the entire performance.....wish you all did... |
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My fb sits when he's at my place, usually as we r totally knackered by then but it still makes me giggle, first time I thought he was having a no. 2!!!!  |
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"weird you should post on this , lol i said to john sitting is alot better and must be cleaner as dont go all over and no need to hold cock x "
Not always if your knob hits the inside of the pan yuk lol |
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A couple of things, what kind of guy misses the toilet, I mean its a big target. Must be a right fuckwit if you can't get it in the bowl from a distenfce of a foot or so.
Also what kind of guy when at home or a friends house if heaven forbid they do miss doesn't clean up with a bit of toilet paper?
Also how do you shake dry when seated? :s!
I'm not even going to start with the whole seat debate! Xxx |
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"A couple of things, what kind of guy misses the toilet, I mean its a big target. Must be a right fuckwit if you can't get it in the bowl from a distenfce of a foot or so.
Also what kind of guy when at home or a friends house if heaven forbid they do miss doesn't clean up with a bit of toilet paper?
Also how do you shake dry when seated? :s!
I'm not even going to start with the whole seat debate! Xxx"
would you like me to show you how to shake??? |
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"A couple of things, what kind of guy misses the toilet, I mean its a big target. Must be a right fuckwit if you can't get it in the bowl from a distenfce of a foot or so.
Also what kind of guy when at home or a friends house if heaven forbid they do miss doesn't clean up with a bit of toilet paper?
Also how do you shake dry when seated? :s!
I'm not even going to start with the whole seat debate! Xxx
would you like me to show you how to shake???"
Whilst seated yes please. I just don't understand the logistics lol! |
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I've peed sitting down for years. It all stems from the first house i purchased with my first wife. You see the bathroom had a sloping ceiling over the loo and i'm 6'3" tall. It was either get a regular crick in my neck/back or sit. You can also get a page or two of the kindle read while peeing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I am never sitting down to pee and reserve the right to miss, particularly after having sex when my nob appears to have a garden sprinkler attached to the end of it! |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"I prefer to stand as far back as possible and each day try and go a little further back for shooting practice. I'm pretty good now. "
well i am campaign that "pee up the wall" should be included in the next olympics....
just to make sure i don't get any accusation of "sexism"... it could be both a mens and womens event..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"3 words sent me a shiver......
"a carepted loo"...... ewwwwwwww!!!! "
i have a carpet in my loo, but theres 4 females in my house so no men to piss all over |
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"3 words sent me a shiver......
"a carepted loo"...... ewwwwwwww!!!!
i have a carpet in my loo, but theres 4 females in my house so no men to piss all over "
I'm sure there would be a number of willing volunteers... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Actually guys should sit to pee more often. It makes the uretha tube (hope that's the right spelling) more vertical and empties the bladder much more than standing in front of a urinal. For guys my age (50+) with the potential threat from prostate cancer looming over us, it is more important to sit to ensure your bladder is as empty as possible.
I do it all the time if I can...
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Whats the fuss about?
In the middle of the night its dark you go for a pee. Do you turn the light on to stand and pee waking yourself up and risk not being able to get back to sleep.And having to mop any misses and wash your hands
Or reverse onto the pan and pee, A dab of bog roll avoids and need to excessively shake. So on departing after flushing,wash hands , leave room still semi asleep and back to bed and sleep
Simples in my book |
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"Whats the fuss about?
In the middle of the night its dark you go for a pee. Do you turn the light on to stand and pee waking yourself up and risk not being able to get back to sleep.And having to mop any misses and wash your hands
Or reverse onto the pan and pee, A dab of bog roll avoids and need to excessively shake. So on departing after flushing,wash hands , leave room still semi asleep and back to bed and sleep
Simples in my book "
Summed up very nicely, there OP.  |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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"Whats the fuss about?
In the middle of the night its dark you go for a pee. Do you turn the light on to stand and pee waking yourself up and risk not being able to get back to sleep.And having to mop any misses and wash your hands
Or reverse onto the pan and pee, A dab of bog roll avoids and need to excessively shake. So on departing after flushing,wash hands , leave room still semi asleep and back to bed and sleep
Simples in my book "
If all you've done is pee, there's no need to flush. Save water. |
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"3 words sent me a shiver......
"a carepted loo"...... ewwwwwwww!!!!
i have a carpet in my loo, but theres 4 females in my house so no men to piss all over "
I'm the opposite and have more men in my house. I have my own bathroom though and they're not encouraged to go in there |
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