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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Gentlemen of the fab forum.. It's been amazing having you all blocked I must say! However, I'm intrigued what your opening message to us would be.
So.. Give me your best shot to woe us   you never know, it may just win us both over!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd probably start of with greeting you both wishing you both well then I'd state you look like a lovely couple and promptly move on to complement how good the Mrs looks and how attractive she is and that I would love to chat with you both |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whoops, just realised Brucey will be getting ready for bed. You can all gather and wait for the master to show you how it's done "
As master I say don't give it to this. If she wants to find out, she has to remove the WALLS. RELEASE THE GATES! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Personally I'd have a read of your bio and status then I'd check out your pic's and if there was something that caught my eye and made me think we might be compatible I'd send you a message to compliment you on what I liked about your profile in this case it would have to be that I like your Futomomo rope work and then I'd go on to ask you if you do any other shibari ofcorse my message would come with its very own face pic just to scare you away if I hadn't already done that.  |
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Hi both,
Since you don't like guys I'm willing to wear a dress for just 30 seconds of Mrs twosome's bum cheeks to be draped over my visage like a face hugger from Aliens.
If that appeals, write me back.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Whoops, just realised Brucey will be getting ready for bed. You can all gather and wait for the master to show you how it's done
As master I say don't give it to this. If she wants to find out, she has to remove the WALLS. RELEASE THE GATES!"
You'll hate me for this.. But Rex has successfully passed the filters  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi both,
Since you don't like guys I'm willing to wear a dress for just 30 seconds of Mrs twosome's bum cheeks to be draped over my visage like a face hugger from Aliens.
If that appeals, write me back.
X"
Well... I guess if you identify as a lady for 30 seconds I'd be rude to say no? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whoops, just realised Brucey will be getting ready for bed. You can all gather and wait for the master to show you how it's done
As master I say don't give it to this. If she wants to find out, she has to remove the WALLS. RELEASE THE GATES!
You'll hate me for this.. But Rex has successfully passed the filters "
I don't hate anyone 
Well done Rex you fine son of a bitch, ya did it again! |
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"Hi both,
Since you don't like guys I'm willing to wear a dress for just 30 seconds of Mrs twosome's bum cheeks to be draped over my visage like a face hugger from Aliens.
If that appeals, write me back.
X
Well... I guess if you identify as a lady for 30 seconds I'd be rude to say no? "
Great. Just off to shien to choose my outfit.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i wanna spunk all over your tits xxx
Wow, meet me and Rex behind tescos in 5 mins. He's bringing a blanket "
See I'm all for silly jokes but you'd just catch a horrid cold in this weather... |
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"Gentlemen of the fab forum.. It's been amazing having you all blocked I must say! However, I'm intrigued by what your opening message to us would be.
So.. Give me your best shot to woe us you never know, it may just win us both over! "
Some may say this could be seen as a little callus making people jump to your tune knowing the vast majority have zero chance...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whoops, just realised Brucey will be getting ready for bed. You can all gather and wait for the master to show you how it's done
As master I say don't give it to this. If she wants to find out, she has to remove the WALLS. RELEASE THE GATES!"
Strange first message. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"I'd probably start of with greeting you both wishing you both well then I'd state you look like a lovely couple and promptly move on to complement how good the Mrs looks and how attractive she is and that I would love to chat with you both "
Yawn |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some may say this could be seen as a little callus making people jump to your tune knowing the vast majority have zero chance... "
They don't have to join in if they don't like it
We've been here long enough to know which are the jokers in the forum and who can take a little bit more humour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To add to the million dick pics…. I wouldn’t bother wasting my time trying, however, I’d probably wanna know what he’s holding in his hand, as I’m a curious soul haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some may say this could be seen as a little callus making people jump to your tune knowing the vast majority have zero chance... "
Don’t bring warts into this
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