 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Why is it more women tend to drop their phones down the loo than blokes?"
Cos men tend to have their phones in their back pockets while they hold their cock to piss, then shake, then shake it some more, then shake it back and forth, about 50 times or so. We're much too busy to be fucking around with a mobile phone.
Women on the other hand simply drop their kecks and squat on a toilet leaving both hands free and as we all know, if something is free a woman will make the most of it, so she goes for her mobile phone to buy shit she don't need on amazon/ebay etc and gets so excited as getting 50p off something that she drops the frickin thing down the bog.
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Dunno......it's odd really considering the amount of guys who take pictures of their Rodger standing over a bog 
Who's Rodger? 
Isn't that who cheeky chops lives with? "
Eves!! Have you been taking sneaky pics of Rodger the Lodger's knob!!  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Something to do? Gone are the newspaper or magazine days lol
I'm afraid I think that is icky too.
Most of my posts during work days come from the loo "
Is that the true definition of 'toilet humour' ? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
My phone dropped out of my back pocket into the loo at a Motorway services as I was en-route to a party...fished it out, had a pee, washed up and spent 15 mins drying it with paper towels and under the hand dryers and it was good to go...think it's done something to the battery though as the charge seems to go quicker since it's been for a dip |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
My 3 yr old put mine down the toilet last year, thankfully it was insured and I got a new one free, they laughed on the phone when I told them!
Toilets for me are a strictly business only places, wouldn't dream of taking my phone in there nasty  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
