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over a year ago
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I couldn't think of anything worse to do right now! If my husband dares come near me today for sex he can chop his dick off with a bread knife.
(sex was amazing lastnight though)  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I couldn't think of anything worse to do right now! If my husband dares come near me today for sex he can chop his dick off with a bread knife.
(sex was amazing lastnight though) "
What about if I came near you for sex?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn't think of anything worse to do right now! If my husband dares come near me today for sex he can chop his dick off with a bread knife.
(sex was amazing lastnight though)
What about if I came near you for sex? "
I'd have to bring out my death stare |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I couldn't think of anything worse to do right now! If my husband dares come near me today for sex he can chop his dick off with a bread knife.
(sex was amazing lastnight though)
What about if I came near you for sex?
I'd have to bring out my death stare"
No knives though! That's very sweet of you. I can manage a death stare. Are you ticklish? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn't think of anything worse to do right now! If my husband dares come near me today for sex he can chop his dick off with a bread knife.
(sex was amazing lastnight though)
What about if I came near you for sex?
I'd have to bring out my death stare"
A k a the Broadmoor stare |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Urmm, wrong.
sundays are about the slow spooning snugglefucks, (that may or may not lead to sensual spooning anal), allll day long.
not just an allocated time Brucey Baby!
Px  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sex? Nah. Sunday afternoons are all about taking a nap 
Don't be boring, play with me!
I am playing with you. Just on the forum, and not in your pants like you really want  "
You'd have to go pretty miniature size to play in my pants. You gonna use the head as a bouncy castle? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Urmm, wrong.
sundays are about the slow spooning snugglefucks, (that may or may not lead to sensual spooning anal), allll day long.
not just an allocated time Brucey Baby!
Px "
Brucey doesn't do sensual spooning anal. Go hard or go hard Quack! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Urmm, wrong.
sundays are about the slow spooning snugglefucks, (that may or may not lead to sensual spooning anal), allll day long.
not just an allocated time Brucey Baby!
Px "
Spooning mostly leads to folking though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eugh no, I found another chocolate orange earlier.
I just want a shower then to slob out please, with a fluffy blanket, also I'd quite like a dog to cuddle if anyone has one going spare. |
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"Sex? Nah. Sunday afternoons are all about taking a nap
Don't be boring, play with me!
I am playing with you. Just on the forum, and not in your pants like you really want
You'd have to go pretty miniature size to play in my pants. You gonna use the head as a bouncy castle?"
No thanks. I don't really like licking and sucking bouncy castles  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eugh no, I found another chocolate orange earlier.
I just want a shower then to slob out please, with a fluffy blanket, also I'd quite like a dog to cuddle if anyone has one going spare. "
Aww but post shower is when we are at our tastiest! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eugh no, I found another chocolate orange earlier.
I just want a shower then to slob out please, with a fluffy blanket, also I'd quite like a dog to cuddle if anyone has one going spare. "
I have two who will happily have cuddles |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sex? Nah. Sunday afternoons are all about taking a nap
Don't be boring, play with me!
I am playing with you. Just on the forum, and not in your pants like you really want
You'd have to go pretty miniature size to play in my pants. You gonna use the head as a bouncy castle?
No thanks. I don't really like licking and sucking bouncy castles "
I mean if you're doing that can I take my pants off? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eugh no, I found another chocolate orange earlier.
I just want a shower then to slob out please, with a fluffy blanket, also I'd quite like a dog to cuddle if anyone has one going spare. "
Can lend you mine  , but he wants to play rather than cuddle at the moment. If there is a good movie on at 9.00 he and I will be asleep on the sofa together. |
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"Sex? Nah. Sunday afternoons are all about taking a nap
Don't be boring, play with me!
I am playing with you. Just on the forum, and not in your pants like you really want
You'd have to go pretty miniature size to play in my pants. You gonna use the head as a bouncy castle?
No thanks. I don't really like licking and sucking bouncy castles
I mean if you're doing that can I take my pants off? "
Ok. But leave your socks on  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sex? Nah. Sunday afternoons are all about taking a nap
Don't be boring, play with me!
I am playing with you. Just on the forum, and not in your pants like you really want
You'd have to go pretty miniature size to play in my pants. You gonna use the head as a bouncy castle?
No thanks. I don't really like licking and sucking bouncy castles
I mean if you're doing that can I take my pants off?
Ok. But leave your socks on "
Kinky! You can chew on them if you like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eugh no, I found another chocolate orange earlier.
I just want a shower then to slob out please, with a fluffy blanket, also I'd quite like a dog to cuddle if anyone has one going spare.
Can lend you mine , but he wants to play rather than cuddle at the moment. If there is a good movie on at 9.00 he and I will be asleep on the sofa together."
I want this!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Can lend you mine , but he wants to play rather than cuddle at the moment. If there is a good movie on at 9.00 he and I will be asleep on the sofa together."
This is just adorable  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Can lend you mine , but he wants to play rather than cuddle at the moment. If there is a good movie on at 9.00 he and I will be asleep on the sofa together.
This is just adorable "
We are not using tissues in the way I initially intended here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn't think of anything worse to do right now! If my husband dares come near me today for sex he can chop his dick off with a bread knife.
(sex was amazing lastnight though)
What about if I came near you for sex?
I'd have to bring out my death stare
No knives though! That's very sweet of you. I can manage a death stare. Are you ticklish? "
She's VERY ticklish but has a tendancy to kick, slap, bite and punch but trust me it's worth the pain unless she grabs the unmentionables  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I couldn't think of anything worse to do right now! If my husband dares come near me today for sex he can chop his dick off with a bread knife.
(sex was amazing lastnight though)
What about if I came near you for sex?
I'd have to bring out my death stare
No knives though! That's very sweet of you. I can manage a death stare. Are you ticklish?
She's VERY ticklish but has a tendancy to kick, slap, bite and punch but trust me it's worth the pain unless she grabs the unmentionables "
If we tickled her together would we win? |
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