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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago
Stoke area |
I would check for any signs of life, just in case there was anything I could do. Phone emergency services. Definitely not start going through pockets, let the Police look for ID.
I would stay until emergency services arrived and give a statement. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What type of person are you .
You find a dead body
Do a check if has any money on it.
Do you call the police
Or do you get the fuck out of there
Quick "
Is this a post for the Americans ghettos?
Surely everyone not hardened to death/murder would call emergency services? |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
Years ago I did actually find a dead body, I rang an ambulance and waited till they got there and spoke to the police when they turned up. Turned out the poor man had had a heart attack. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What type of person are you .
You find a dead body
Do a check if has any money on it.
Do you call the police
Or do you get the fuck out of there
Quick
Is this a post for the Americans ghettos?
Surely everyone not hardened to death/murder would call emergency services? "
I think I will return to the Virus topic at least it’s remotely relevant?
The issue is if you answer I would steal from a mortally injured person are you not immediately cast out into the fab wilderness? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Call for help, get someone to ring 999/ring myself and start CPR - compressions only if necessary. If there was anyone else around, ask them to find a defib and bring it to me. Wait for the paramedic and police to arrive. |
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"What type of person are you .
You find a dead body
Do a check if has any money on it.
Do you call the police
Or do you get the fuck out of there
Quick
Is this a post for the Americans
ghettos?
Surely everyone not hardened to
death/murder would call
emergency services? "
It could be that I just ask the question and see where it goes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Years ago I did actually find a dead body, I rang an ambulance and waited till they got there and spoke to the police when they turned up. Turned out the poor man had had a heart attack."
Daisy I would be so presumptuous to ask the cause of the heart attack but your actions are surely the right and proper thing to do? |
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"What type of person are you .
You find a dead body
Do a check if has any money on it.
Do you call the police
Or do you get the fuck out of there
Quick "
Chop it up and cook it down for sunday roast... is than an option!...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What type of person are you .
You find a dead body
Do a check if has any money on it.
Do you call the police
Or do you get the fuck out of there
Quick "
Poke it with a stick |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Years ago I did actually find a dead body, I rang an ambulance and waited till they got there and spoke to the police when they turned up. Turned out the poor man had had a heart attack.
Daisy I would be so presumptuous to ask the cause of the heart attack but your actions are surely the right and proper thing to do?"
I don't know what caused it I just read about it a couple of weeks later in the local paper it just said it was ruled a heart attack. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What type of person are you .
You find a dead body
Do a check if has any money on it.
Do you call the police
Or do you get the fuck out of there
Quick
Is this a post for the Americans
ghettos?
Surely everyone not hardened to
death/murder would call
emergency services?
It could be that I just ask the question and see where it goes "
Seemingly like a one legged person in an arse kicking competition? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Years ago I did actually find a dead body, I rang an ambulance and waited till they got there and spoke to the police when they turned up. Turned out the poor man had had a heart attack.
Daisy I would be so presumptuous to ask the cause of the heart attack but your actions are surely the right and proper thing to do?
I don't know what caused it I just read about it a couple of weeks later in the local paper it just said it was ruled a heart attack."
Ah noted! |
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"Years ago I did actually find a dead body, I rang an ambulance and waited till they got there and spoke to the police when they turned up. Turned out the poor man had had a heart attack.
Daisy I would be so presumptuous to ask the cause of the heart attack but your actions are surely the right and proper thing to do?"
What a strange comment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Years ago I did actually find a dead body, I rang an ambulance and waited till they got there and spoke to the police when they turned up. Turned out the poor man had had a heart attack.
Daisy I would be so presumptuous to ask the cause of the heart attack but your actions are surely the right and proper thing to do?
What a strange comment"
Irony is lost on some. But I am strange I admit |
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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago
Sandwich |
"What type of person are you .
You find a dead body
Do a check if has any money on it.
Do you call the police
Or do you get the fuck out of there
Quick
Chop it up and cook it down for sunday roast... is than an option!... "
Definitely the most amusing suggestion  |
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By *amantMan
over a year ago
Alnmouth |
"What type of person are you .
You find a dead body
Do a check if has any money on it.
Do you call the police
Or do you get the fuck out of there
Quick "
If the body looks very recent, call an ambulance, if not, the police. As the discoverer of the body, I would almost certainly be treated as a suspect if it was murder/manslaughter. But suspicion would be far worse if it was to come out I'd seen it and decided to pretend I'd seen nothing. |
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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago
Milton Keynes |
Me and my mates found a dead bloke face down in a Brooke when we were kids
Run to the nearest house who didn’t believe us
So run to my mates house who’s dad came down to check our story
Police came round an hour or so later to unofficially officially interview us all
Never heard anything else about it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would rush home and get my handgun that has been used for many a hit/ contract killings
Wipe it clean
Cover it in fingerprints from the body and put it into their pocked or waist band
The cops find a killer, solve various world wide murders and I get to live a life free of looking over my shoulder |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Check for a pulse 1st surely?
Mrs "
But in doing so you've put yourself in the scene of a crime which without doing so you've left your DNA which could make things difficult for you to explain later. It would be just your word |
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"Check for a pulse 1st surely?
Mrs
But in doing so you've put yourself in the scene of a crime which without doing so you've left your DNA which could make things difficult for you to explain later. It would be just your word "
No I highly doubt placing checking for a pulse would be seen as self incriminating, moreso being human, advances in DNA and police work would notice the difference between fingers placed on a pulse point and causing the issue whatever it maybe.
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do none of the above, I ensure they are actualky dead, if the cause of detah osnt obvious i mfiht start cpr and a defib, give them some dignity. And get help lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A dead body doesn't have a pulse,so I certainly wouldn't be doing that 
I would phone the police and tell them to get here quick before the place is inundated with pulse takers  "
Or cash takers |
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"What type of person are you .
You find a dead body
Do a check if has any money on it.
Do you call the police
Or do you get the fuck out of there
Quick "
Get my phone out take various poses of myself with it and upload them onto various social media sites..
Well it beats sticking photos on of what I'm having for me tea.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What type of person are you .
You find a dead body
Do a check if has any money on it.
Do you call the police
Or do you get the fuck out of there
Quick "
Are you 'asking for a friend'? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One assumes you would call the emergency services?
Logic does not live here
Maybe not but what of humanity?"
Everyday humanity strays further from the light |
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"I would rush home and get my handgun that has been used for many a hit/ contract killings
Wipe it clean
Cover it in fingerprints from the body and put it into their pocked or waist band
The cops find a killer, solve various
world wide murders and I get to live
a life free of looking over my
shoulder "
I knew this thread would bring out the true character of people here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Speaking from experience, driving back from Walsall on the pleck rd, I passed what I thought was a collapsed person on the footpath. I pulled in, and went to check them out, this was about midday with other people about. But I was the only person to go and check on him initially.
I had no idea how long he'd been there, but after ascertaining that he wasn't breathing, I began CPR.
Then that's when others noticed and gathered, and someone called for the medics.
Anyhow once they arrived and assessed him, it was apparent that he had passed awhile before I arrived.
So rather than checking him for cash, I choose to give CPR to a corpse. And quite frankly I'd do it again, if the situation arose.
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"Speaking from experience, driving back from Walsall on the pleck rd, I passed what I thought was a collapsed person on the footpath. I pulled in, and went to check them out, this was about midday with other people about. But I was the only person to go and
check on him initially.
I had no idea how long he'd been
there, but after ascertaining that he
wasn't breathing, I began CPR.
Then that's when others noticed
and gathered, and someone called
for the medics.
Anyhow once they arrived and
assessed him, it was apparent that
he had passed awhile before I
arrived.
So rather than checking him for cash, I choose to give CPR to a corpse. And quite frankly I'd do it again, if the situation arose.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One assumes you would call the emergency services?
Logic does not live here
Maybe not but what of humanity?
Everyday humanity strays further from the light "
Generally or just on Fab? |
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"What type of person are you .
You find a dead body
Do a check if has any money on it.
Do you call the police
Or do you get the fuck out of there
Quick
Chop it up and cook it down for sunday roast... is than an option!...
Definitely the most amusing suggestion "
Its a twisted mind I have to say.
But when the apocalypse comes, well be eating dead and growning our own Zombies....
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"What type of person are you .
You find a dead body
Do a check if has any money on it.
Do you call the police
Or do you get the fuck out of there
Quick
Get my phone out take various poses of myself with it and upload them onto various social media sites..
Well it beats sticking photos on of what I'm having for me tea.. "
Stand on it in a proud hunter pose,"i killed that!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What type of person are you .
You find a dead body
Do a check if has any money on it.
Do you call the police
Or do you get the fuck out of there
Quick "
Is this dead or barely alive body a man woman, gender fluid? |
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"For all those doing CPR .I'd told you he was dead in the first place
I won't say how I know he was dead
But its become evident that there is a hit man on this thread they may be more ."
Not me.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would rush home and get my handgun that has been used for many a hit/ contract killings
Wipe it clean
Cover it in fingerprints from the body and put it into their pocked or waist band
The cops find a killer, solve various world wide murders and I get to live a life free of looking over my shoulder "
This is more like it...good effort.
However, i wouldn't hire you. Using the same weapon for each hit?? Schoolboy error.
But, on the flip side...you use a handgun. So obviously like to get close. More risk, and more an insight into your psyche |
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"What type of person are you .
You find a dead body
Do a check if has any money on it.
Do you call the police
Or do you get the fuck out of there
Quick
Is this dead or barely alive body a
man woman, gender fluid?"
You raise a good point at first I thought it would be a man
Then I thought I'd leave it up to the forum as to what sex they discover
I'd not thought of their gender fulidity as had not thought it relevant them been dead .but you offer up a new avenue of investigation of the case .and the person finding thoughts and actions |
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"What type of person are you .
You find a dead body
Do a check if has any money on it.
Do you call the police
Or do you get the fuck out of there
Quick
Is this dead or barely alive body a
man woman, gender fluid?
You raise a good point at first I thought it would be a man
Then I thought I'd leave it up to the forum as to what sex they discover
I'd not thought of their gender fulidity as had not thought it relevant them been dead .but you offer up a new avenue of investigation of the case .and the person finding thoughts and actions"
I suppose the fluidity would depend on how long it had been there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What type of person are you .
You find a dead body
Do a check if has any money on it.
Do you call the police
Or do you get the fuck out of there
Quick
Is this dead or barely alive body a
man woman, gender fluid?
You raise a good point at first I thought it would be a man
Then I thought I'd leave it up to the forum as to what sex they discover
I'd not thought of their gender fulidity as had not thought it relevant them been dead .but you offer up a new avenue of investigation of the case .and the person finding thoughts and actions"
It’s your potential crime scene you need to give us more information? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would rush home and get my handgun that has been used for many a hit/ contract killings
Wipe it clean
Cover it in fingerprints from the body and put it into their pocked or waist band
The cops find a killer, solve various world wide murders and I get to live a life free of looking over my shoulder
This is more like it...good effort.
However, i wouldn't hire you. Using the same weapon for each hit?? Schoolboy error.
But, on the flip side...you use a handgun. So obviously like to get close. More risk, and more an insight into your psyche"
Quite correct on the schoolboy error bit..should never be the same one. And just to add always a revolver, NEVER an automatic as the empty shell casings fly all over the bloody place and are a bastard to find....
A friend told me...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would rush home and get my handgun that has been used for many a hit/ contract killings
Wipe it clean
Cover it in fingerprints from the body and put it into their pocked or waist band
The cops find a killer, solve various world wide murders and I get to live a life free of looking over my shoulder
This is more like it...good effort.
However, i wouldn't hire you. Using the same weapon for each hit?? Schoolboy error.
But, on the flip side...you use a handgun. So obviously like to get close. More risk, and more an insight into your psyche
Quite correct on the schoolboy error bit..should never be the same one. And just to add always a revolver, NEVER an automatic as the empty shell casings fly all over the bloody place and are a bastard to find....
A friend told me... "
Ahhh, i can see you've put thought into this.
Good drills.
And another glimpse into your MO.
You used the term "shell casings flying all over".
Suggestions not only do you like to be up close and personal...but you have a preference for unloading all your rounds into the 'target'. Rather than a clean one-shot kill. You're hired.
(Quick, everyone else keep him talking. The police are on their way). |
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OK further information its a dead body defernatly. Dead we haven't checked its genitailia we don't know if its a man or a woman you can pick .we don't know of its a sexual fulidity or name preference.
What you going to do if your the one finding it best answers so far chop it up and eat it .and put a gun in its hand and to fool the police and cover up your other murders . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would rush home and get my handgun that has been used for many a hit/ contract killings
Wipe it clean
Cover it in fingerprints from the body and put it into their pocked or waist band
The cops find a killer, solve various world wide murders and I get to live a life free of looking over my shoulder
This is more like it...good effort.
However, i wouldn't hire you. Using the same weapon for each hit?? Schoolboy error.
But, on the flip side...you use a handgun. So obviously like to get close. More risk, and more an insight into your psyche
Quite correct on the schoolboy error bit..should never be the same one. And just to add always a revolver, NEVER an automatic as the empty shell casings fly all over the bloody place and are a bastard to find....
A friend told me...
Ahhh, i can see you've put thought into this.
Good drills.
And another glimpse into your MO.
You used the term "shell casings flying all over".
Suggestions not only do you like to be up close and personal...but you have a preference for unloading all your rounds into the 'target'. Rather than a clean one-shot kill. You're hired.
(Quick, everyone else keep him talking. The police are on their way)."
No..... As I said, a friend told me...honest guv'nr... |
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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago
Where the flamboyance of flamingos live |
"I would check for any signs of life, just in case there was anything I could do. Phone emergency services. Definitely not start going through pockets, let the Police look for ID.
I would stay until emergency services arrived and give a statement. "
This  |
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"I would check for any signs of life, just in case there was anything I could do. Phone emergency services. Definitely not start going through pockets, let the Police look for ID.
I would stay until emergency
services arrived and give a
statement.
This "
I'd like ask you to stay and we can go over you're stament . and take down your particulars while we are at it . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seems a weird subject for a joke .l have found 2 dead people ,not something to talk about lightly, but then my sense of humour a bit biased on this one . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For all those doing CPR .I'd told you he was dead in the first place
I won't say how I know he was dead
But its become evident that there is a hit man on this thread they may be more ."
Ps....I'm not qualified to confirm the person is dead so cpr should be performed until paramedics confirm the person is deceased. |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Check for a pulse 1st surely?
Mrs
But in doing so you've put yourself in the scene of a crime which without doing so you've left your DNA which could make things difficult for you to explain later. It would be just your word
No I highly doubt placing checking for a pulse would be seen as self incriminating, moreso being human, advances in DNA and police work would notice the difference between fingers placed on a pulse point and causing the issue whatever it maybe.
Mrs "
But you might be careless last minute and think I'll just check their pulse just to make sure they are dead ever thought as you might have before hand wore gloves.... Too late for excuses your coming with me |
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"Seems a weird subject for a joke .l have found 2 dead people ,not something to talk about lightly, but then my sense of humour a bit biased on this one ."
Your right your point of view is different haveing that experience but of course its not a serious question we all do the right thing .
they way the question was posed hence the light heart aproach to the subject a bit like the
Who would you throw over bord if
the lifeboat was sinking questions |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One assumes you would call the emergency services?
Logic does not live here"
This is my favourite quote, of yours. I’m going to get it printed on T-shirts to hand out to wally brains at work |
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"Seems a weird subject for a joke .l have found 2 dead people ,not something to talk about lightly, but then my sense of humour a bit biased on this one .
Your right your point of view is different haveing that experience but of course its not a serious question we all do the right thing .
they way the question was posed hence the light heart aproach to the subject a bit like the
Who would you throw over bord if
the lifeboat was sinking questions "
The one with the biggest tits, then I’d strap myself too her and use her as a buoyancy aid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Call an ambulance, grab a defib and get it on and start cpr process."
Joking aside, guys, (oh god, there's always one, isnt there!!) before you do ANYTHING...check for any futher danger to you or the casualty/victim.
You don't want to become a casualty/victim too.
Possibly items falling overhead?
Electrocuted?
A mysterious FAB member lurking behind a door/tree with his revolver?
Remember, DR'S ABC
D - further risk to you/casualty
R - Response from the casualty
S - Shout for help/999
A - Airways
B - Breathing
C - Circulation
And thats, forumites, is how you kill the mood on a thread!!
Ps...sorry OP |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Depends how long the body has been there, if it's warm, call an ambulance, but if it's putrefied or been there for decades, then call the police and coroner. There is a proper procedure for archaeologists, when digging up bodies. |
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"Bit of a silly question for a swingers site "
Oh is others that have answered
Didn't think so .
But to put in context if you are going to take it as serious question . which ofcourse it was not.
so one might be out dogging and come across one . but |
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