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over a year ago
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"What you gotta do to find someone as naughty as me"
Probably be quite difficult to find that exact matching level of naughtiness….however finding someone far more naughty would be soooo easy as the majority of fab users definitely are  |
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"Define ‘naughty’
I once drove after a can of Ben Shaw's shandy 
How do you sleep at night?!!
I know! God please forgive me for my sins.
I was also doing 33 in a 30 zone. Some naughty stuff! "
Have you asked the baby Jesus and his wee donkey for forgiveness?  |
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"Define ‘naughty’
I once drove after a can of Ben Shaw's shandy
How do you sleep at night?!!
I know! God please forgive me for my sins.
I was also doing 33 in a 30 zone. Some naughty stuff!
Have you asked the baby Jesus and his wee donkey for forgiveness? "
I did, Jesus shook his head and the donkey said 'Eeyore, Eeyore, Eeyore to have known better!'
Terrible joke, I know! Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You say that but it is nuts, full of idiots, try fans only,, sooooo much better, fucking jobs worth. Fb is better than this absolute nonsense "
So why are you still on here then?
Personally I really enjoy this site. I've met some fabulous people and had some amazing experiences, I certainly don't get that from FB. |
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"Define ‘naughty’
I once drove after a can of Ben Shaw's shandy
How do you sleep at night?!!
I know! God please forgive me for my sins.
I was also doing 33 in a 30 zone. Some naughty stuff!
Have you asked the baby Jesus and his wee donkey for forgiveness?
I did, Jesus shook his head and the donkey said 'Eeyore, Eeyore, Eeyore to have known better!'
Terrible joke, I know! Haha "
Dad jokes are the best… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the naughtiest thing anyone's done on here?
**** and I then ****** with***** but got away with it and still had time to ****** ****"
Damn site censorship!!!  |
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"What's the naughtiest thing anyone's done on here?
**** and I then ****** with***** but got away with it and still had time to ****** ****
Damn site censorship!!! "
I had fun with it. My brain happily filled the *****
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put you finger in you bum, sneeze, twist your left ear, bang you left little toes and ejaculate all at the same time. Make sure you get the timing right or it won’t work.
The mr"
Fucking great I’m going try it now lol |
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"Put you finger in you bum, sneeze, twist your left ear, bang you left little toes and ejaculate all at the same time. Make sure you get the timing right or it won’t work.
The mr
Fucking great I’m going try it now lol "
Good luck. You got this! 
The mr
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Put you finger in you bum, sneeze, twist your left ear, bang you left little toes and ejaculate all at the same time. Make sure you get the timing right or it won’t work.
The mr
Fucking great I’m going try it now lol
Good luck. You got this!
The mr
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Any tips I can’t get the twisting the ear part or banging my little toes together every time I try I fall  |
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"Well naughty, I was playing it safe lmao, I’m a filthy mofo. I can’t think of anything better than fucking day and night. Sorry "
Fucking day and night is not naughty, that’s just having sex. This is a sex site, we all want sex. Come on OP, spill the beans, what makes you NAUGHTY |
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"Put you finger in you bum, sneeze, twist your left ear, bang you left little toes and ejaculate all at the same time. Make sure you get the timing right or it won’t work.
The mr
Fucking great I’m going try it now lol
Good luck. You got this!
The mr
Any tips I can’t get the twisting the ear part or banging my little toes together every time I try I fall "
I never said it was going to be easy. Patience is key. You are young but you will learn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Okay I will keep trying I was going to record myself doing it but my record finger was up my bum so couldn’t press record and my other hand was trying to twist my ear |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's the naughtiest thing anyone's done on here?
**** and I then ****** with***** but got away with it and still had time to ****** ****
Damn site censorship!!!
I had fun with it. My brain happily filled the *****
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I filled the ***** with my **** and his **** after we’d all had **** *******  |
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"What's the naughtiest thing anyone's done on here?
**** and I then ****** with***** but got away with it and still had time to ****** ****
Damn site censorship!!!
I had fun with it. My brain happily filled the *****
I filled the ***** with my **** and his **** after we’d all had **** ******* "
WoW!!  |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"You say that but it is nuts, full of idiots, try fans only,, sooooo much better, fucking jobs worth. Fb is better than this absolute nonsense "
Glad to hear you are having fun. Its so heart warming to hear of all the positive experiences people are having. Keep up the good work! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well naughty, I was playing it safe lmao, I’m a filthy mofo. I can’t think of anything better than fucking day and night. Sorry "
With the lights on or off? |
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