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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We nipped in a little polish shop near us earlier for some fags and Sharon spotted all these different fruited ciders  So Shaz being Shaz bought 8 cans of strawberry cider 
Anyway, I'm T-total but tasted a bit of Sharons just to see what it was like... and now 4 cans later I want more but feel to wobbly to go back to the shop 
Is there any foreign booze you like that you just wouldn't be able to get in UK normally?
ever so slightly pished Tony |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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As I have now had a drink and may not ever have another but then again might, am I no longer T-total? 
Dam alcohol really affects my logic 
Tony"
Ya may aswell have another now 
So you aint t-total tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tony is reeking thats what you get for drinking your wifes drink hun
Debs hun Tony never drinks so it doesnt matter what % it is a sniff and he is gone lmfao
Shona
x x x
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"We nipped in a little polish shop near us earlier for some fags and Sharon spotted all these different fruited ciders So Shaz being Shaz bought 8 cans of strawberry cider
Anyway, I'm T-total but tasted a bit of Sharons just to see what it was like... and now 4 cans later I want more but feel to wobbly to go back to the shop
Is there any foreign booze you like that you just wouldn't be able to get in UK normally?
ever so slightly pished Tony"
A sweet red wine that is only available in Greece. |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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Tony is reeking thats what you get for drinking your wifes drink hun
Debs hun Tony never drinks so it doesnt matter what % it is a sniff and he is gone lmfao
Shona
x x x
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Hehehehehehe
Bless. Cheap date then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Tony is reeking thats what you get for drinking your wifes drink hun
Debs hun Tony never drinks so it doesnt matter what % it is a sniff and he is gone lmfao
Shona
x x x
Hehehehehehe
Bless. Cheap date then "
Very cheap hun very cheap 
Mind you Im the same so dont drink when I meet people for the first few times cos I know I will fall asleep
OI Tony remember to take your phone so you can call Shaz to come get you from wherever you end up on your walk!!!
Shona
x x x |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"I don't normally drink your right, how Shaz can put it away and stay sober i don't know!
Anyway, i am of for a walk
Toy"
Oh dear TOY!!!!
Think you better just take a walk around the garden PMSL
Or get Shaz to put a tracking device on ya, lol xxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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oops ment of typed Tony.. But don't mind being used as a Toy if you insist
I got back ok, its only round the corner lol
I must admit though i do talk hell of a lot when i have had a drink and just found myself chattering away to the Polish guy until he said "sorry I no understand"
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"Think it called kriak its a belguim cherry beer very potent and yummy"
ooo I like anything with cherry in it!
I used to drink loads of cherryB when in my teens, a womans drink i know but i liked it
Tony |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh i can use ya as a TOY eh
Be right round xxxx"
Thats great
as long as you don't try sticking the Duracell up my arse
Tony |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh i can use ya as a TOY eh
Be right round xxxx
Thats great
as long as you don't try sticking the Duracell up my arse
Tony"
Its not the batteries you need to worry about hun its where the plug goes
Shona
x x x |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh i can use ya as a TOY eh
Be right round xxxx
Thats great
as long as you don't try sticking the Duracell up my arse
Tony
Its not the batteries you need to worry about hun its where the plug goes
Shona
x x x "
Oh i dunno Shona - think shoving the LARGER batteries up his arse could be quite fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well Debutante hun you know he made a vibe stronger by hooking it up to a car battery???
I think we should hold him down and show him how fun toys can be
Shona
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Well Debutante hun you know he made a vibe stronger by hooking it up to a car battery???
I think we should hold him down and show him how fun toys can be
Shona
x x x "
HAHAHAHA
Its a date hun!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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oh my god!
You pair and shaz between you would slaughter me.. and i would never be constipated again!
Think i would have to lock myself in our cellar because of shear fright!
...for 2 minutes anyway
This cider sees to be getting stronger, trying to watch top-gear but it all seems a blur
Tony |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"oh my god!
You pair and shaz between you would slaughter me.. and i would never be constipated again!
Think i would have to lock myself in our cellar because of shear fright!
...for 2 minutes anyway
This cider sees to be getting stronger, trying to watch top-gear but it all seems a blur
Tony"
Ya sure its not just the cars driving really really fast???
Hehehehe
And to never be constipated again is surely only a good thing???? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is there actually an easy way of sticking a car battery up your arse
I think you pair are in the wrong trade, you should try the BDSM line, more the SM part though
Tony |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"The number 2 comes past my door
hahaha pmsl here, shaz just went to post but it said she has to be on the site for 72 hours first
I will pack her violet wand n floggers and handcuffs and stuff n send her on her way!
Tony"
LOL
Been waiting for that bus.......50mins......MUST be nearly here by now!!!
Hope she left you a few cans to keep you busy hehehe |
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maybe called it a different name now ?
Tony