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How would you kill Brucey's erection?
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Just for some light-hearted fun, say something to totally destroy the mood and cause Brucey's erection to slide into a sad saggy little lump of flesh
We already know he doesn't want to picture himself combing the leftover toilet paper out of my bum hair
Let's hear your ideas  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just for some light-hearted fun, say something to totally destroy the mood and cause Brucey's erection to slide into a sad saggy little lump of flesh
We already know he doesn't want to picture himself combing the leftover toilet paper out of my bum hair
Let's hear your ideas "
Sad saggy lump of flesh 
It's already like that right now btw everyone so I think a BETTER thread was how to get it back all high and mighty! No? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah…
I’d just turn up…. He fucking hates me "
I do not! But you have got that song she fucking hates me in my head...and for that I hate you a little more?  |
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"Yeah…
I’d just turn up…. He fucking hates me
I do not! But you have got that song she fucking hates me in my head...and for that I hate you a little more? "
Well… you tried to hard… so I had to rip your feelings.. |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"There's always the Austin Powers axiom, successfully used to resist the charms of the Fembots...
...."Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!"  "
I don't know if that would have the desired effect. He's pretty kinky  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's always the Austin Powers axiom, successfully used to resist the charms of the Fembots...
...."Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!"
I don't know if that would have the desired effect. He's pretty kinky "
I mean it didn't shrink it down... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Face pic will def do it
Prove it!
Don't trick me. I know you want past our meticulous messaging filters  "
You can block me straight away after like everyone else!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whack it with a rolled up newspaper
It's not a rat!
Then why is it hairy and smells of cheese?  "
I don't think rats smell of cheese but that's besides the point right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's back - you all failed x
Have you been staring at yourself in the mirror again? "
I had a shower actually and got to soap up my body and look down at my girthy semi  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I have no particular argument with Bruce's erection but from a purely practical aspect a sharp smack with a garden trowel should do the trick."
Kinky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I have no particular argument with Bruce's erection but from a purely practical aspect a sharp smack with a garden trowel should do the trick."
I don't know where the lines between killing my erection and mutilating my penis got blurred... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I have no particular argument with Bruce's erection but from a purely practical aspect a sharp smack with a garden trowel should do the trick.
Kinky "
Well I was going to go with a shovel, but it seemed overkill.. |
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"Oh. I don't think I'd want to kill Brucey's erection. It'd be like kicking a puppy.
They also both like being stroked!"
Let's not link the two too hard sweetheart. I certainly don't want a golden retriever puppy in the back of my throat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I have no particular argument with Bruce's erection but from a purely practical aspect a sharp smack with a garden trowel should do the trick.
I don't know where the lines between killing my erection and mutilating my penis got blurred... "
Long story short. I happen to know that a sharp smack with a policeman's truncheon destroys an erection instantly, but I only have a trowel to hand. No mutilation involved, but I can't promise it won't hurt like fuck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh. I don't think I'd want to kill Brucey's erection. It'd be like kicking a puppy.
They also both like being stroked!
Let's not link the two too hard sweetheart. I certainly don't want a golden retriever puppy in the back of my throat."
What if it's shaved first? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh. I don't think I'd want to kill Brucey's erection. It'd be like kicking a puppy.
They also both like being stroked!
Let's not link the two too hard sweetheart. I certainly don't want a golden retriever puppy in the back of my throat."
Sweetheart I don't think you'll be thinking about baby labradors if I was in the back of your throat  |
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"Oh. I don't think I'd want to kill Brucey's erection. It'd be like kicking a puppy.
They also both like being stroked!
Let's not link the two too hard sweetheart. I certainly don't want a golden retriever puppy in the back of my throat.
What if it's shaved first?"
No. |
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"Oh. I don't think I'd want to kill Brucey's erection. It'd be like kicking a puppy.
They also both like being stroked!
Let's not link the two too hard sweetheart. I certainly don't want a golden retriever puppy in the back of my throat.
Sweetheart I don't think you'll be thinking about baby labradors if I was in the back of your throat "
Oh? What would I be thinking about? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh. I don't think I'd want to kill Brucey's erection. It'd be like kicking a puppy.
They also both like being stroked!
Let's not link the two too hard sweetheart. I certainly don't want a golden retriever puppy in the back of my throat.
Sweetheart I don't think you'll be thinking about baby labradors if I was in the back of your throat
Oh? What would I be thinking about?"
Probably breathing, the make up running down your face, and how wet you are getting? |
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"Oh. I don't think I'd want to kill Brucey's erection. It'd be like kicking a puppy.
They also both like being stroked!
Let's not link the two too hard sweetheart. I certainly don't want a golden retriever puppy in the back of my throat.
Sweetheart I don't think you'll be thinking about baby labradors if I was in the back of your throat
Oh? What would I be thinking about?
Probably breathing, the make up running down your face, and how wet you are getting?"
Ah, thoughts of self? It'd be odd not focusing on your reactions and seeing which of my favourite tricks work best for you, but I can do self if preferred I suppose. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh. I don't think I'd want to kill Brucey's erection. It'd be like kicking a puppy.
They also both like being stroked!
Let's not link the two too hard sweetheart. I certainly don't want a golden retriever puppy in the back of my throat.
Sweetheart I don't think you'll be thinking about baby labradors if I was in the back of your throat
Oh? What would I be thinking about?
Probably breathing, the make up running down your face, and how wet you are getting?
Ah, thoughts of self? It'd be odd not focusing on your reactions and seeing which of my favourite tricks work best for you, but I can do self if preferred I suppose."
I can focus on myself and the throat fucking and what works for me? |
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