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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Masturbating to someone off here you never thought you would?
Like when you first see them and you think "urgh, what a fucking dickhead".
Then next thing you're laying in a wet patch caused by the thought of their naked sweaty body pounding away at you.
It's most inconvenient.
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My brain doesn't work on fantasy. I can't create the image or ideal of something that hasn't happened. When I masturbate it's all about the sensations of the moment, and while I can connect those with past experiences, I can't pretend they're something I've never actually felt.
However. That aside, I have found myself drawn to one or two forumites that at first glance really didn't really register with me at all. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Definitely not.
People I think “hell the fuck yes” to on the other hand…….  "
It takes me a while to warm to people. Fucking dickhead is generally my first thought about everyone. |
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"Masturbating to someone off here you never thought you would?
Like when you first see them and you think "urgh, what a fucking dickhead".
Then next thing you're laying in a wet patch caused by the thought of their naked sweaty body pounding away at you.
It's most inconvenient.
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You're also special to me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Definitely not.
People I think “hell the fuck yes” to on the other hand…….
It takes me a while to warm to people. Fucking dickhead is generally my first thought about everyone. "
Have I gone from fucking dickhead, to just a dickhead yet. It’d feel like a promotion. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Definitely not.
People I think “hell the fuck yes” to on the other hand…….
It takes me a while to warm to people. Fucking dickhead is generally my first thought about everyone.
Have I gone from fucking dickhead, to just a dickhead yet. It’d feel like a promotion. "
You like rum, you were never a dickhead to me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If I have a rapport with said person, yes but not out of the blue or with a random person. Too vivid of an imagination I guess  "
Ah yeah I don't mean someone random, has to be someone you've had conversation with. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Masturbating to someone off here you never thought you would?
Like when you first see them and you think "urgh, what a fucking dickhead".
Then next thing you're laying in a wet patch caused by the thought of their naked sweaty body pounding away at you.
It's most inconvenient.
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Is this about me? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Masturbating to someone off here you never thought you would?
Like when you first see them and you think "urgh, what a fucking dickhead".
Then next thing you're laying in a wet patch caused by the thought of their naked sweaty body pounding away at you.
It's most inconvenient.
Is this about me? "
My that is a big ego you have  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Masturbating to someone off here you never thought you would?
Like when you first see them and you think "urgh, what a fucking dickhead".
Then next thing you're laying in a wet patch caused by the thought of their naked sweaty body pounding away at you.
It's most inconvenient.
Is this about me?
My that is a big ego you have "
I think it's something else big I have you're thinking about though right? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes, you.
You thought I was a dickhead! 
It's just another way of saying unicorn. It looks the same, but with an added magical cream fountain"
I'm dairy free |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not yet. But I’m going to try it with whoever posts next
Sorry Just Pete, it’s just not doing it …
It’s not you, it’s me …
At least you tried x"
Not very hard though…*
(* pun intended… ) |
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"Masturbating to someone off here you never thought you would?
Like when you first see them and you think "urgh, what a fucking dickhead".
Then next thing you're laying in a wet patch caused by the thought of their naked sweaty body pounding away at you.
It's most inconvenient.
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lol....... No  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope … but I guess there’s a first for everything 
Try it, plenty of dickheads to choose from.
Who would ya recommend?
Go away Bruce. "
For readers - she doesn't really want me to go away... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Nope, I never have. I mean fair enough there's been a few men that I've chatted and swapped pictures and videos with but it's been a mutual thing and purposely turning each other on.
I've never had a wank to a profile. Am I missing out? As much as I can appreciate the pictures it just doesn't do much for me. But woo, enjoy the wet patch if it feels good. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nope, I never have. I mean fair enough there's been a few men that I've chatted and swapped pictures and videos with but it's been a mutual thing and purposely turning each other on.
I've never had a wank to a profile. Am I missing out? As much as I can appreciate the pictures it just doesn't do much for me. But woo, enjoy the wet patch if it feels good. "
I don't mean random profiles.
I mean guys I've chatted with, I'm not a total horny bitch. I do need some level of connection. Some.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nope, I never have. I mean fair enough there's been a few men that I've chatted and swapped pictures and videos with but it's been a mutual thing and purposely turning each other on.
I've never had a wank to a profile. Am I missing out? As much as I can appreciate the pictures it just doesn't do much for me. But woo, enjoy the wet patch if it feels good.
I don't mean random profiles.
I mean guys I've chatted with, I'm not a total horny bitch. I do need some level of connection. Some.... "
Oh OK I get you I totally misread!
I think that's more understandable if you've got some kind of connection and tension going on.
If it feels that good masturbating try and make it a reality because I'm sure they won't disappoint.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you been flicking it to my pics again? I removed them all to stop this from happening.
I downloaded them, printed them off and laminated.
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Smart. This way the lady jizz can’t destroy them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have you been flicking it to my pics again? I removed them all to stop this from happening.
I downloaded them, printed them off and laminated.
Smart. This way the lady jizz can’t destroy them."
I am super clever me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyway what we all want to know is, who were you thinking about?
Jokes. How was the wet patch?"
Well he is definitely still a dickhead, just to be clear.
I have moved since then though, who just lays in it!?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Thank you for thinking I’m a dickhead ( much appreciated) and glad to be of service. But do me a favour next time don’t be rude and fab the picture 
The mr "
No, thank you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyway what we all want to know is, who were you thinking about?
Jokes. How was the wet patch?
Well he is definitely still a dickhead, just to be clear.
I have moved since then though, who just lays in it!?!"
I did say how WAS the wet patch, dickhead |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyway what we all want to know is, who were you thinking about?
Jokes. How was the wet patch?
Well he is definitely still a dickhead, just to be clear.
I have moved since then though, who just lays in it!?!
I did say how WAS the wet patch, dickhead "
Oh, so you've done it too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyway what we all want to know is, who were you thinking about?
Jokes. How was the wet patch?
Well he is definitely still a dickhead, just to be clear.
I have moved since then though, who just lays in it!?!
I did say how WAS the wet patch, dickhead
Oh, so you've done it too? "
Maybeeee there was some form of liquid involved... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Masturbating to someone off here you never thought you would?
Like when you first see them and you think "urgh, what a fucking dickhead".
Then next thing you're laying in a wet patch caused by the thought of their naked sweaty body pounding away at you.
It's most inconvenient.
"
I'm sorry I had that affect on you. Your welcome to block me to prevent it from happening again |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope. I like to masterbate WITH people off here. 
Like a wanking group?
No. More Like a couple of wankers getting together. "
I know of a few wankers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Masturbating to someone off here you never thought you would?
Like when you first see them and you think "urgh, what a fucking dickhead".
Then next thing you're laying in a wet patch caused by the thought of their naked sweaty body pounding away at you.
It's most inconvenient.
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Ahhhh, thank you. I'm flattered really!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope. I like to masterbate WITH people off here.
Like a wanking group?
No. More Like a couple of wankers getting together.
I know of a few wankers. "
Twos company. 3’s a crowd |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope. I like to masterbate WITH people off here.
Like a wanking group?
No. More Like a couple of wankers getting together.
I know of a few wankers.
Twos company. 3’s a crowd "
4's an orgy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope. I like to masterbate WITH people off here.
Like a wanking group?
No. More Like a couple of wankers getting together.
I know of a few wankers.
Twos company. 3’s a crowd
4's an orgy "
5 is just awesome.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nope. I like to masterbate WITH people off here.
Like a wanking group?
No. More Like a couple of wankers getting together.
I know of a few wankers.
Twos company. 3’s a crowd
4's an orgy
5 is just awesome.
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I’ve got 5fimgers. That’ll do. |
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