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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A mini wand from Ann Summers and it gave me my first orgasm. I didn’t put it down again for weeks. "
Back in the day before internet and sex shops, I assume it was all about the good old hair brush handle. |
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"Sex toy.
Okay I hold my hands up I tried to fuck the vacuum cleaner 
Not a battered sausage?
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Nah, he saved that for fucking the rest of us over with it by making us try to guess the price. Total sausage tease |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A dildo to use on my then fiancé was a gift from a friend "
A gift from a friend 
Giving me idea to give one to my friend for his girlfriend. I wonder how he will react.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sex toy.
Okay I hold my hands up I tried to fuck the vacuum cleaner
Not a battered sausage?
Nah, he saved that for fucking the rest of us over with it by making us try to guess the price. Total sausage tease"
You were all hopeless trying to guess it anyway. My mind wondered off it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sex toy.
Okay I hold my hands up I tried to fuck the vacuum cleaner
Nothing sucks like an Electrolux, eh.... 
A"
I'm not sure what make it was. Just seemed like the natural thing to do at the time.
It was just there, you know. |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
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"A dildo to use on my then fiancé was a gift from a friend
A gift from a friend
Giving me idea to give one to my friend for his girlfriend. I wonder how he will react. "
Not sure everyone has strange friends like mine did see the funny side of it..
Make sure it's bigger than his  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A dildo to use on my then fiancé was a gift from a friend
A gift from a friend
Giving me idea to give one to my friend for his girlfriend. I wonder how he will react.
Not sure everyone has strange friends like mine did see the funny side of it..
Make sure it's bigger than his "
I'm tempted to start pranking people with that now |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
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"A dildo to use on my then fiancé was a gift from a friend
A gift from a friend
Giving me idea to give one to my friend for his girlfriend. I wonder how he will react.
Not sure everyone has strange friends like mine did see the funny side of it..
Make sure it's bigger than his
I'm tempted to start pranking people with that now "
Just remember don't add the batteries let them make some effort |
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