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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree

Once again I welcome you to Misty Manor. Please come and make yourselves comfortable. The ghouls and ghosts, spectres & skeletons are all on hand to offer you tours of by beautiful Gothic Manor & grounds & provide lovely cocktails & wines.

I’ve brought the finest velvet chairs from the attic to recline and relax upon.

The candelabras are lit. The fires are cracking. The piano is playing itself again…

Let’s get chatting.

Tell me about your day.

Mrs Misty x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm here with my mug of tea and a book I'm going to enjoy reading, unless others have something more interesting to talk about

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford

The ghosts are dancing a phantasmagorical foxtrot, but the boldest spirit, as ever, is La Misty,the châtelaine of the Palatial, Poltergeistal Palais De Dance.

And speaking of spirits...may I have a double Ardbeg?

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Hola my challenge of many challenges xx

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By *BootyfulDayWoman  over a year ago

Oooo such imagery! I like it!

I am just finished work and now trying to get the motivation to leave and then hit the gym! How has your day been sunshine?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Aloha

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"Oooo such imagery! I like it!

I am just finished work and now trying to get the motivation to leave and then hit the gym! How has your day been sunshine? "

That you are even thinking about the gym is impressive! When I finish work, I pretty much just collapse.

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"I'm here with my mug of tea and a book I'm going to enjoy reading, unless others have something more interesting to talk about "

Tempting twosome…. I’m sure we can find a myriad of things to tempt you with… stick around….

In the meantime - I’ll get Gary Ghoul to make you a cocktail…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening here chilling with a coffee after a night mare day painting a hall stairs and landing

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"The ghosts are dancing a phantasmagorical foxtrot, but the boldest spirit, as ever, is La Misty,the châtelaine of the Palatial, Poltergeistal Palais De Dance.

And speaking of spirits...may I have a double Ardbeg?"

My darling Elephantis

I am bold, some say beautiful…. You can certainly get a double (I have quite a few doubles)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm that tired and nearly in dream land already I invisioned your description and as haunting as it sounds it made me feel welcome and cosey.. Maybe I need to go to sleep

Miss S x

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Hola my challenge of many challenges xx"

Hola

Yes I will always be a challenge. I’ll get Gary to pour you a Merlot I think….

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Oooo such imagery! I like it!

I am just finished work and now trying to get the motivation to leave and then hit the gym! How has your day been sunshine? "

m

If I have anything, it’s image . And the gift of imagination. We do have a gym in the basement if you like? I’ll take you down …

I’ve had a great day obviously

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford

Is it bold to say you are beautiful? You double the flames of the seven-branched candelabra, as their flames yearn towards your ever more lambent fire.

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Aloha "

Oh sweet sweet Cherry

Gary had already plumped your cushions and poured a dark & stormy xxx

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Good evening gorgeous Mrs Misty and sexy nocturnal folk, it's so lovely to be back at the manor.

J

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Hello "
m

Wonko!!!

It is so wonderful to see you not in my Inn

Have a pint on me x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aloha

Oh sweet sweet Cherry

Gary had already plumped your cushions and poured a dark & stormy xxx"

Thank you Misty

I’ll have a double tonight and will be in my usual sulking corner

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening here chilling with a coffee after a night mare day painting a hall stairs and landing "

Come & snuggle up on my velvet chaise …. Can I get you anything?

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Hola my challenge of many challenges xx

Hola

Yes I will always be a challenge. I’ll get Gary to pour you a Merlot I think…."

They just called last orders

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By *Jones1983Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Once again I welcome you to Misty Manor. Please come and make yourselves comfortable. The ghouls and ghosts, spectres & skeletons are all on hand to offer you tours of by beautiful Gothic Manor & grounds & provide lovely cocktails & wines.

I’ve brought the finest velvet chairs from the attic to recline and relax upon.

The candelabras are lit. The fires are cracking. The piano is playing itself again…

Let’s get chatting.

Tell me about your day.

Mrs Misty x"

Good evening Misty and all other fabbers! I like what you’ve done with Misty manor, feels very cosy

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"I'm that tired and nearly in dream land already I invisioned your description and as haunting as it sounds it made me feel welcome and cosey.. Maybe I need to go to sleep

Miss S x "

No no no

It’s welcoming… but not sleepy. It’s the warming comforting kind of cosy that makes you lose your inhibitions…

Gary - get a drink over here sharpish!!!

Now - relax and tell Auntie Misty all about it

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Is it bold to say you are beautiful? You double the flames of the seven-branched candelabra, as their flames yearn towards your ever more lambent fire."

My darling,

You forget - not all have seen my haunting visage..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening here chilling with a coffee after a night mare day painting a hall stairs and landing

Come & snuggle up on my velvet chaise …. Can I get you anything? "

I’m good nothing but a cheeky smile needed

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening gorgeous Mrs Misty and sexy nocturnal folk, it's so lovely to be back at the manor.

J"

It’s meJulie

I’ve missed you. How are you. I’ll be over shortly to share a rum or 3

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Aloha

Oh sweet sweet Cherry

Gary had already plumped your cushions and poured a dark & stormy xxx

Thank you Misty

I’ll have a double tonight and will be in my usual sulking corner "

I’ll tell Gary to keep them flowing….

Blanket?

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"Is it bold to say you are beautiful? You double the flames of the seven-branched candelabra, as their flames yearn towards your ever more lambent fire.

My darling,

You forget - not all have seen my haunting visage.."

All I did was say your name three times into a midnight mirror, and you appeared.

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Hola my challenge of many challenges xx

Hola

Yes I will always be a challenge. I’ll get Gary to pour you a Merlot I think….

They just called last orders"

No such thing here. The benefits of being a goth & having an undead staff….

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aloha

Oh sweet sweet Cherry

Gary had already plumped your cushions and poured a dark & stormy xxx

Thank you Misty

I’ll have a double tonight and will be in my usual sulking corner

I’ll tell Gary to keep them flowing….

Blanket?"

That’s very kind, thank you. Blanket sounds the perfect transition from my bed to my sulking corner and return

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Once again I welcome you to Misty Manor. Please come and make yourselves comfortable. The ghouls and ghosts, spectres & skeletons are all on hand to offer you tours of by beautiful Gothic Manor & grounds & provide lovely cocktails & wines.

I’ve brought the finest velvet chairs from the attic to recline and relax upon.

The candelabras are lit. The fires are cracking. The piano is playing itself again…

Let’s get chatting.

Tell me about your day.

Mrs Misty x

Good evening Misty and all other fabbers! I like what you’ve done with Misty manor, feels very cosy"

Cosy

Warm

Sexy

Unique

I hope you enjoy. Please tell me how I can accommodate you

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening here chilling with a coffee after a night mare day painting a hall stairs and landing

Come & snuggle up on my velvet chaise …. Can I get you anything?

I’m good nothing but a cheeky smile needed "

Well beneath the silk & lace is a cheeky smile just for you x

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Is it bold to say you are beautiful? You double the flames of the seven-branched candelabra, as their flames yearn towards your ever more lambent fire.

My darling,

You forget - not all have seen my haunting visage..

All I did was say your name three times into a midnight mirror, and you appeared."

Really? Scream it once and I come

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening here chilling with a coffee after a night mare day painting a hall stairs and landing

Come & snuggle up on my velvet chaise …. Can I get you anything?

I’m good nothing but a cheeky smile needed

Enough to cheer me up mind if I find a corner

Well beneath the silk & lace is a cheeky smile just for you x"

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Aloha

Oh sweet sweet Cherry

Gary had already plumped your cushions and poured a dark & stormy xxx

Thank you Misty

I’ll have a double tonight and will be in my usual sulking corner

I’ll tell Gary to keep them flowing….

Blanket?

That’s very kind, thank you. Blanket sounds the perfect transition from my bed to my sulking corner and return "

I’m sending Marylin over with some food. You must eat. X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm that tired and nearly in dream land already I invisioned your description and as haunting as it sounds it made me feel welcome and cosey.. Maybe I need to go to sleep

Miss S x

No no no

It’s welcoming… but not sleepy. It’s the warming comforting kind of cosy that makes you lose your inhibitions…

Gary - get a drink over here sharpish!!!

Now - relax and tell Auntie Misty all about it "

Make it a wine or two please

I never last long in these night threads, I'm really not a night owl but suppose having a baby does that to you (I never was before but shhh haha)

But a question, do we think some people get their driving licence out of a cereal box?

Miss S x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening gorgeous Mrs Misty and sexy nocturnal folk, it's so lovely to be back at the manor.

J

It’s meJulie

I’ve missed you. How are you. I’ll be over shortly to share a rum or 3 "

What a lovely thing to say! I'll save you a seat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aloha

Oh sweet sweet Cherry

Gary had already plumped your cushions and poured a dark & stormy xxx

Thank you Misty

I’ll have a double tonight and will be in my usual sulking corner

I’ll tell Gary to keep them flowing….

Blanket?

That’s very kind, thank you. Blanket sounds the perfect transition from my bed to my sulking corner and return

I’m sending Marylin over with some food. You must eat. X"

That’s very thoughtful, no need for food thought I’d appreciate her company

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"I'm that tired and nearly in dream land already I invisioned your description and as haunting as it sounds it made me feel welcome and cosey.. Maybe I need to go to sleep

Miss S x

No no no

It’s welcoming… but not sleepy. It’s the warming comforting kind of cosy that makes you lose your inhibitions…

Gary - get a drink over here sharpish!!!

Now - relax and tell Auntie Misty all about it

Make it a wine or two please

I never last long in these night threads, I'm really not a night owl but suppose having a baby does that to you (I never was before but shhh haha)

But a question, do we think some people get their driving licence out of a cereal box?

Miss S x "

Gary will bring a bottle. He’s also a great babysitter….

There are definitely some total twat-badgers out there with regards to driving

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening gorgeous Mrs Misty and sexy nocturnal folk, it's so lovely to be back at the manor.

J

It’s meJulie

I’ve missed you. How are you. I’ll be over shortly to share a rum or 3

What a lovely thing to say! I'll save you a seat "

How are your Pokémon things coming along?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Aloha

Oh sweet sweet Cherry

Gary had already plumped your cushions and poured a dark & stormy xxx

Thank you Misty

I’ll have a double tonight and will be in my usual sulking corner

I’ll tell Gary to keep them flowing….

Blanket?

That’s very kind, thank you. Blanket sounds the perfect transition from my bed to my sulking corner and return "

Let's make a blanket fort. I'll just keep you company while you sulk

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening gorgeous Mrs Misty and sexy nocturnal folk, it's so lovely to be back at the manor.

J

It’s meJulie

I’ve missed you. How are you. I’ll be over shortly to share a rum or 3

What a lovely thing to say! I'll save you a seat "

There’s plenty of room at the manor, but I’m happy to squidge on your lap if you like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm that tired and nearly in dream land already I invisioned your description and as haunting as it sounds it made me feel welcome and cosey.. Maybe I need to go to sleep

Miss S x

No no no

It’s welcoming… but not sleepy. It’s the warming comforting kind of cosy that makes you lose your inhibitions…

Gary - get a drink over here sharpish!!!

Now - relax and tell Auntie Misty all about it

Make it a wine or two please

I never last long in these night threads, I'm really not a night owl but suppose having a baby does that to you (I never was before but shhh haha)

But a question, do we think some people get their driving licence out of a cereal box?

Miss S x

Gary will bring a bottle. He’s also a great babysitter….

There are definitely some total twat-badgers out there with regards to driving "

Can Gary get any better?!

Oh yes, yes there is. Sometimes I feel like ramming them like I'm in a bumper car, then I come back to reality

How's your day been OP?

Miss S x

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Aloha

Oh sweet sweet Cherry

Gary had already plumped your cushions and poured a dark & stormy xxx

Thank you Misty

I’ll have a double tonight and will be in my usual sulking corner

I’ll tell Gary to keep them flowing….

Blanket?

That’s very kind, thank you. Blanket sounds the perfect transition from my bed to my sulking corner and return

I’m sending Marylin over with some food. You must eat. X

That’s very thoughtful, no need for food thought I’d appreciate her company "

She is excellent company. She cooked for the Marquess de Sade…. Her stories are legendary.

But you will eat. Or I shall get cross

(Don’t make me cross)

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By *Jones1983Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Once again I welcome you to Misty Manor. Please come and make yourselves comfortable. The ghouls and ghosts, spectres & skeletons are all on hand to offer you tours of by beautiful Gothic Manor & grounds & provide lovely cocktails & wines.

I’ve brought the finest velvet chairs from the attic to recline and relax upon.

The candelabras are lit. The fires are cracking. The piano is playing itself again…

Let’s get chatting.

Tell me about your day.

Mrs Misty x

Good evening Misty and all other fabbers! I like what you’ve done with Misty manor, feels very cosy

Cosy

Warm

Sexy

Unique

I hope you enjoy. Please tell me how I can accommodate you "

Just allowing me in to your lovely abode is accommodating enough, would love someone to keep me company though

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening gorgeous Mrs Misty and sexy nocturnal folk, it's so lovely to be back at the manor.

J

It’s meJulie

I’ve missed you. How are you. I’ll be over shortly to share a rum or 3

What a lovely thing to say! I'll save you a seat

How are your Pokémon things coming along? "

Haha I was so confused as to how you knew I play pokemon things until B just explained I'm weirdly addicted until I get bored.

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"

No no no

It’s welcoming… but not sleepy. It’s the warming comforting kind of cosy that makes you lose your inhibitions…

Gary - get a drink over here sharpish!!!

Now - relax and tell Auntie Misty all about it

Make it a wine or two please

I never last long in these night threads, I'm really not a night owl but suppose having a baby does that to you (I never was before but shhh haha)

But a question, do we think some people get their driving licence out of a cereal box?

Miss S x

Gary will bring a bottle. He’s also a great babysitter….

There are definitely some total twat-badgers out there with regards to driving

Can Gary get any better?!

Oh yes, yes there is. Sometimes I feel like ramming them like I'm in a bumper car, then I come back to reality

How's your day been OP?

Miss S x"

Gary is awesome…. But being a ghoul.. appendages tend to fall off mid flow….

My day has been pretty good thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aloha

Oh sweet sweet Cherry

Gary had already plumped your cushions and poured a dark & stormy xxx

Thank you Misty

I’ll have a double tonight and will be in my usual sulking corner

I’ll tell Gary to keep them flowing….

Blanket?

That’s very kind, thank you. Blanket sounds the perfect transition from my bed to my sulking corner and return

I’m sending Marylin over with some food. You must eat. X

That’s very thoughtful, no need for food thought I’d appreciate her company

She is excellent company. She cooked for the Marquess de Sade…. Her stories are legendary.

But you will eat. Or I shall get cross

(Don’t make me cross)"

I am sure she’s a lovely and talented cook…

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"That would be amazing, thanks are there fairy lights? "

Always. I love twinkly lights.

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Once again I welcome you to Misty Manor. Please come and make yourselves comfortable. The ghouls and ghosts, spectres & skeletons are all on hand to offer you tours of by beautiful Gothic Manor & grounds & provide lovely cocktails & wines.

I’ve brought the finest velvet chairs from the attic to recline and relax upon.

The candelabras are lit. The fires are cracking. The piano is playing itself again…

Let’s get chatting.

Tell me about your day.

Mrs Misty x

Good evening Misty and all other fabbers! I like what you’ve done with Misty manor, feels very cosy

Cosy

Warm

Sexy

Unique

I hope you enjoy. Please tell me how I can accommodate you

Just allowing me in to your lovely abode is accommodating enough, would love someone to keep me company though"

Ok…. So I have ghouls, ghosts or guests? I can squeeze you in myself on occasion, but ya know… hostess!! (And I’m not to everyone’s tastes)

Lady Sara Browning (ghost) is quite beguiling?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening gorgeous Mrs Misty and sexy nocturnal folk, it's so lovely to be back at the manor.

J

It’s meJulie

I’ve missed you. How are you. I’ll be over shortly to share a rum or 3

What a lovely thing to say! I'll save you a seat

How are your Pokémon things coming along?

Haha I was so confused as to how you knew I play pokemon things until B just explained I'm weirdly addicted until I get bored."

Me too, as per my ND brain are there any fairy lights for the blanket fort, please?

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Aloha

Oh sweet sweet Cherry

Gary had already plumped your cushions and poured a dark & stormy xxx

Thank you Misty

I’ll have a double tonight and will be in my usual sulking corner

I’ll tell Gary to keep them flowing….

Blanket?

That’s very kind, thank you. Blanket sounds the perfect transition from my bed to my sulking corner and return

I’m sending Marylin over with some food. You must eat. X

That’s very thoughtful, no need for food thought I’d appreciate her company

She is excellent company. She cooked for the Marquess de Sade…. Her stories are legendary.

But you will eat. Or I shall get cross

(Don’t make me cross)

I am sure she’s a lovely and talented cook…"

Only the best here!!!!

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening gorgeous Mrs Misty and sexy nocturnal folk, it's so lovely to be back at the manor.

J

It’s meJulie

I’ve missed you. How are you. I’ll be over shortly to share a rum or 3

What a lovely thing to say! I'll save you a seat

How are your Pokémon things coming along?

Haha I was so confused as to how you knew I play pokemon things until B just explained I'm weirdly addicted until I get bored.

Me too, as per my ND brain are there any fairy lights for the blanket fort, please? "

Sorted…. Bright white or warm white?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

No no no

It’s welcoming… but not sleepy. It’s the warming comforting kind of cosy that makes you lose your inhibitions…

Gary - get a drink over here sharpish!!!

Now - relax and tell Auntie Misty all about it

Make it a wine or two please

I never last long in these night threads, I'm really not a night owl but suppose having a baby does that to you (I never was before but shhh haha)

But a question, do we think some people get their driving licence out of a cereal box?

Miss S x

Gary will bring a bottle. He’s also a great babysitter….

There are definitely some total twat-badgers out there with regards to driving

Can Gary get any better?!

Oh yes, yes there is. Sometimes I feel like ramming them like I'm in a bumper car, then I come back to reality

How's your day been OP?

Miss S x

Gary is awesome…. But being a ghoul.. appendages tend to fall off mid flow….

My day has been pretty good thank you "

I'm glad, well thank you for being so welcoming, I only managed half the wine so somebody can take over mine, waste not, want not

I'm sure I'll be having spooky dreams tonight now haha!

Nighty night

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That would be amazing, thanks are there fairy lights?

Always. I love twinkly lights."

That’s great, can we play Pokémon violet whilst sulking in the fort?

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By *ubikslongswordMan  over a year ago

East Grinstead

Good evening Misty, I've had an interesting work day, now chilling in bed stroking Danish' back as she falls asleep while I watch movies

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"

No no no

It’s welcoming… but not sleepy. It’s the warming comforting kind of cosy that makes you lose your inhibitions…

Gary - get a drink over here sharpish!!!

Now - relax and tell Auntie Misty all about it

Make it a wine or two please

I never last long in these night threads, I'm really not a night owl but suppose having a baby does that to you (I never was before but shhh haha)

But a question, do we think some people get their driving licence out of a cereal box?

Miss S x

Gary will bring a bottle. He’s also a great babysitter….

There are definitely some total twat-badgers out there with regards to driving

Can Gary get any better?!

Oh yes, yes there is. Sometimes I feel like ramming them like I'm in a bumper car, then I come back to reality

How's your day been OP?

Miss S x

Gary is awesome…. But being a ghoul.. appendages tend to fall off mid flow….

My day has been pretty good thank you

I'm glad, well thank you for being so welcoming, I only managed half the wine so somebody can take over mine, waste not, want not

I'm sure I'll be having spooky dreams tonight now haha!

Nighty night

Miss S x"

Go sexy- spooky & it’s all good…. I’ll finish the wine

Nanight you sexy beast

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening gorgeous Mrs Misty and sexy nocturnal folk, it's so lovely to be back at the manor.

J

It’s meJulie

I’ve missed you. How are you. I’ll be over shortly to share a rum or 3

What a lovely thing to say! I'll save you a seat

How are your Pokémon things coming along?

Haha I was so confused as to how you knew I play pokemon things until B just explained I'm weirdly addicted until I get bored.

Me too, as per my ND brain are there any fairy lights for the blanket fort, please?

Sorted…. Bright white or warm white?"

Warm white are my favourites, please

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By *Jones1983Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'm that tired and nearly in dream land already I invisioned your description and as haunting as it sounds it made me feel welcome and cosey.. Maybe I need to go to sleep

Miss S x

No no no

It’s welcoming… but not sleepy. It’s the warming comforting kind of cosy that makes you lose your inhibitions…

Gary - get a drink over here sharpish!!!

Now - relax and tell Auntie Misty all about it

Make it a wine or two please

I never last long in these night threads, I'm really not a night owl but suppose having a baby does that to you (I never was before but shhh haha)

But a question, do we think some people get their driving licence out of a cereal box?

Miss S x "

I am convinced that a lot of people got their driving licence from a cereal box, after spending at least 4hrs a day driving on motorways, I’ve lost count of the idiots sat in middle/outside lane at 60mph, people driving with either no lights on, fog lights on without for or full beam.

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening Misty, I've had an interesting work day, now chilling in bed stroking Danish' back as she falls asleep while I watch movies "

Oh!!!! It’s my favourite pastry

How the f**** are ya?

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By *BootyfulDayWoman  over a year ago


"Oooo such imagery! I like it!

I am just finished work and now trying to get the motivation to leave and then hit the gym! How has your day been sunshine?

That you are even thinking about the gym is impressive! When I finish work, I pretty much just collapse."

Hehe well I said on a forum I would hit the gym every day this month so that’s obviously binding right? Haha no I only worked a little today and I have been eating all the naughty foods so bad me plus I now have the added motivation as a guy at work today mr what he was benching and now I wanna beat him

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening gorgeous Mrs Misty and sexy nocturnal folk, it's so lovely to be back at the manor.

J

It’s meJulie

I’ve missed you. How are you. I’ll be over shortly to share a rum or 3

What a lovely thing to say! I'll save you a seat

How are your Pokémon things coming along?

Haha I was so confused as to how you knew I play pokemon things until B just explained I'm weirdly addicted until I get bored.

Me too, as per my ND brain are there any fairy lights for the blanket fort, please?

Sorted…. Bright white or warm white?

Warm white are my favourites, please "

Stringing them up now xxx

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By *BootyfulDayWoman  over a year ago


"Oooo such imagery! I like it!

I am just finished work and now trying to get the motivation to leave and then hit the gym! How has your day been sunshine? m

If I have anything, it’s image . And the gift of imagination. We do have a gym in the basement if you like? I’ll take you down …

I’ve had a great day obviously "

Ooooo a gym in your basement? How intriguing I am quite easily swayed….

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By *ubikslongswordMan  over a year ago

East Grinstead


"Good evening Misty, I've had an interesting work day, now chilling in bed stroking Danish' back as she falls asleep while I watch movies

Oh!!!! It’s my favourite pastry

How the f**** are ya?"

I'm feeling pretty fantastic how are you? Xx

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Oooo such imagery! I like it!

I am just finished work and now trying to get the motivation to leave and then hit the gym! How has your day been sunshine?

That you are even thinking about the gym is impressive! When I finish work, I pretty much just collapse.

Hehe well I said on a forum I would hit the gym every day this month so that’s obviously binding right? Haha no I only worked a little today and I have been eating all the naughty foods so bad me plus I now have the added motivation as a guy at work today mr what he was benching and now I wanna beat him

"

I have something calorie free you could eat? ….

(Sorry - I was clearly possessed for a moment)

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"That would be amazing, thanks are there fairy lights?

Always. I love twinkly lights.

That’s great, can we play Pokémon violet whilst sulking in the fort? "

Definitely. Although Mini-Beef is better than me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Sorted…. Bright white or warm white?

Warm white are my favourites, please

Stringing them up now xxx"

This looks so beautiful, thank you for taking the time, gracious hostess

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" I am convinced that a lot of people got their driving licence from a cereal box, after spending at least 4hrs a day driving on motorways, I’ve lost count of the idiots sat in middle/outside lane at 60mph, people driving with either no lights on, fog lights on without for or full beam. "

Yep, idiots... Idiots all around us

Can't even have a 5 minute car journey without one.

Miss S x

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening Misty, I've had an interesting work day, now chilling in bed stroking Danish' back as she falls asleep while I watch movies

Oh!!!! It’s my favourite pastry

How the f**** are ya?

I'm feeling pretty fantastic how are you? Xx"

You know me. Always chipper & upbeat.

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By *ubikslongswordMan  over a year ago

East Grinstead


"Good evening Misty, I've had an interesting work day, now chilling in bed stroking Danish' back as she falls asleep while I watch movies

Oh!!!! It’s my favourite pastry

How the f**** are ya?

I'm feeling pretty fantastic how are you? Xx

You know me. Always chipper & upbeat. "

And craving some sticky sweet filling on your lips

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That would be amazing, thanks are there fairy lights?

Always. I love twinkly lights.

That’s great, can we play Pokémon violet whilst sulking in the fort?

Definitely. Although Mini-Beef is better than me. "

As they always are, I just could use some quiet company whilst sulking and sharing our love for Pokémon

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"That would be amazing, thanks are there fairy lights?

Always. I love twinkly lights.

That’s great, can we play Pokémon violet whilst sulking in the fort?

Definitely. Although Mini-Beef is better than me. "

Mini beef sounds delicious

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening Misty, I've had an interesting work day, now chilling in bed stroking Danish' back as she falls asleep while I watch movies

Oh!!!! It’s my favourite pastry

How the f**** are ya?

I'm feeling pretty fantastic how are you? Xx

You know me. Always chipper & upbeat.

And craving some sticky sweet filling on your lips

"

Well durgh

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"

Sorted…. Bright white or warm white?

Warm white are my favourites, please

Stringing them up now xxx

This looks so beautiful, thank you for taking the time, gracious hostess "

Always. Can I get you anything else?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That would be amazing, thanks are there fairy lights?

Always. I love twinkly lights.

That’s great, can we play Pokémon violet whilst sulking in the fort?

Definitely. Although Mini-Beef is better than me.

Mini beef sounds delicious "

Now I want beef Wellington

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By *ubikslongswordMan  over a year ago

East Grinstead


"Good evening Misty, I've had an interesting work day, now chilling in bed stroking Danish' back as she falls asleep while I watch movies

Oh!!!! It’s my favourite pastry

How the f**** are ya?

I'm feeling pretty fantastic how are you? Xx

You know me. Always chipper & upbeat.

And craving some sticky sweet filling on your lips

Well durgh "

Think you could have me in your mouth without licking your lips though?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Sorted…. Bright white or warm white?

Warm white are my favourites, please

Stringing them up now xxx

This looks so beautiful, thank you for taking the time, gracious hostess

Always. Can I get you anything else?"

You’ve already gone above and beyond, I’m very grateful

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"That would be amazing, thanks are there fairy lights?

Always. I love twinkly lights.

That’s great, can we play Pokémon violet whilst sulking in the fort?

Definitely. Although Mini-Beef is better than me.

As they always are, I just could use some quiet company whilst sulking and sharing our love for Pokémon "

I'm can definitely do that.

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening Misty, I've had an interesting work day, now chilling in bed stroking Danish' back as she falls asleep while I watch movies

Oh!!!! It’s my favourite pastry

How the f**** are ya?

I'm feeling pretty fantastic how are you? Xx

You know me. Always chipper & upbeat.

And craving some sticky sweet filling on your lips

Well durgh

Think you could have me in your mouth without licking your lips though?"

Yes. But I doubt you could promise the same

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"

Sorted…. Bright white or warm white?

Warm white are my favourites, please

Stringing them up now xxx

This looks so beautiful, thank you for taking the time, gracious hostess

Always. Can I get you anything else?

You’ve already gone above and beyond, I’m very grateful "

Always a pleasure

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By *ubikslongswordMan  over a year ago

East Grinstead


"Good evening Misty, I've had an interesting work day, now chilling in bed stroking Danish' back as she falls asleep while I watch movies

Oh!!!! It’s my favourite pastry

How the f**** are ya?

I'm feeling pretty fantastic how are you? Xx

You know me. Always chipper & upbeat.

And craving some sticky sweet filling on your lips

Well durgh

Think you could have me in your mouth without licking your lips though?

Yes. But I doubt you could promise the same "

Nope and I wouldn't want to xx

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I'm can definitely do that. "

This is what happens when your brains says 'I'm good at that' but you try to type something different

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening Misty, I've had an interesting work day, now chilling in bed stroking Danish' back as she falls asleep while I watch movies

Oh!!!! It’s my favourite pastry

How the f**** are ya?

I'm feeling pretty fantastic how are you? Xx

You know me. Always chipper & upbeat.

And craving some sticky sweet filling on your lips

Well durgh

Think you could have me in your mouth without licking your lips though?

Yes. But I doubt you could promise the same

Nope and I wouldn't want to xx"

Is the correct answer

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"I'm can definitely do that.

This is what happens when your brains says 'I'm good at that' but you try to type something different "

m

I’m sending you to time out in the pool room

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By *ubikslongswordMan  over a year ago

East Grinstead


"Good evening Misty, I've had an interesting work day, now chilling in bed stroking Danish' back as she falls asleep while I watch movies

Oh!!!! It’s my favourite pastry

How the f**** are ya?

I'm feeling pretty fantastic how are you? Xx

You know me. Always chipper & upbeat.

And craving some sticky sweet filling on your lips

Well durgh

Think you could have me in your mouth without licking your lips though?

Yes. But I doubt you could promise the same

Nope and I wouldn't want to xx

Is the correct answer "

But we'd both enjoy me licking your lips

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat?

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Good evening darling Misty and the other beautiful nocturnals. How is everyone tonight? I’m a very smiley LB. Just got back from an awesome gig

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Sorted…. Bright white or warm white?

Warm white are my favourites, please

Stringing them up now xxx

This looks so beautiful, thank you for taking the time, gracious hostess

Always. Can I get you anything else?

You’ve already gone above and beyond, I’m very grateful

Always a pleasure "

One last favour? Not sure if you’d want to

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm can definitely do that.

This is what happens when your brains says 'I'm good at that' but you try to type something different "

I can relate to that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening darling Misty and the other beautiful nocturnals. How is everyone tonight? I’m a very smiley LB. Just got back from an awesome gig "

Good evening to you. Nice to hear your smiling. What was the gig you went to?

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening Misty, I've had an interesting work day, now chilling in bed stroking Danish' back as she falls asleep while I watch movies

Oh!!!! It’s my favourite pastry

How the f**** are ya?

I'm feeling pretty fantastic how are you? Xx

You know me. Always chipper & upbeat.

And craving some sticky sweet filling on your lips

Well durgh

Think you could have me in your mouth without licking your lips though?

Yes. But I doubt you could promise the same

Nope and I wouldn't want to xx

Is the correct answer

But we'd both enjoy me licking your lips "

But of course

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat? "

I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you?

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening darling Misty and the other beautiful nocturnals. How is everyone tonight? I’m a very smiley LB. Just got back from an awesome gig "
m

Happy almost Birthday my beautiful girlfriend

I have the honeymoon suite ready for you (us)

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"

Sorted…. Bright white or warm white?

Warm white are my favourites, please

Stringing them up now xxx

This looks so beautiful, thank you for taking the time, gracious hostess

Always. Can I get you anything else?

You’ve already gone above and beyond, I’m very grateful

Always a pleasure

One last favour? Not sure if you’d want to "

Booby hugs are yours xxx

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By *Jones1983Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Good evening darling Misty and the other beautiful nocturnals. How is everyone tonight? I’m a very smiley LB. Just got back from an awesome gig "

Hello LB, hope you enjoyed your gig!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat?

I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you?"

Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Sorted…. Bright white or warm white?

Warm white are my favourites, please

Stringing them up now xxx

This looks so beautiful, thank you for taking the time, gracious hostess

Always. Can I get you anything else?

You’ve already gone above and beyond, I’m very grateful

Always a pleasure

One last favour? Not sure if you’d want to

Booby hugs are yours xxx"

Thank you x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I'm can definitely do that.

This is what happens when your brains says 'I'm good at that' but you try to type something different m

I’m sending you to time out in the pool room "

Swimming pool or stick and balls pool?

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat?

I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you?

Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much "

Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & ..

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"I'm can definitely do that.

This is what happens when your brains says 'I'm good at that' but you try to type something different m

I’m sending you to time out in the pool room

Swimming pool or stick and balls pool? "

BALLS!!!!

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"

Sorted…. Bright white or warm white?

Warm white are my favourites, please

Stringing them up now xxx

This looks so beautiful, thank you for taking the time, gracious hostess

Always. Can I get you anything else?

You’ve already gone above and beyond, I’m very grateful

Always a pleasure

One last favour? Not sure if you’d want to

Booby hugs are yours xxx

Thank you x "

You’re welcome.

Booby hugs are a right for all here

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By *BootyfulDayWoman  over a year ago


"Oooo such imagery! I like it!

I am just finished work and now trying to get the motivation to leave and then hit the gym! How has your day been sunshine?

That you are even thinking about the gym is impressive! When I finish work, I pretty much just collapse.

Hehe well I said on a forum I would hit the gym every day this month so that’s obviously binding right? Haha no I only worked a little today and I have been eating all the naughty foods so bad me plus I now have the added motivation as a guy at work today mr what he was benching and now I wanna beat him

I have something calorie free you could eat? ….

(Sorry - I was clearly possessed for a moment)"

Hehe are the ghouls to blame?

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Misty and the other beautiful nocturnals. How is everyone tonight? I’m a very smiley LB. Just got back from an awesome gig m

Happy almost Birthday my beautiful girlfriend

I have the honeymoon suite ready for you (us)"

Hi darling and thank you. It was a wonderful birthday treat. I went to see The Darkness who as always were absolutely brilliant. Thanks all my lovely noc friends for asking.

The honeymoon suite sounds perfect darling. I shall put the Bolli on ice

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I'm can definitely do that.

This is what happens when your brains says 'I'm good at that' but you try to type something different m

I’m sending you to time out in the pool room

Swimming pool or stick and balls pool?

BALLS!!!! "

Excellent, I'm rubbish at this. Let's play strip pool

(Never actually played strip anything in my life)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat?

I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you?

Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much

Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & .."

I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ??

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Oooo such imagery! I like it!

I am just finished work and now trying to get the motivation to leave and then hit the gym! How has your day been sunshine?

That you are even thinking about the gym is impressive! When I finish work, I pretty much just collapse.

Hehe well I said on a forum I would hit the gym every day this month so that’s obviously binding right? Haha no I only worked a little today and I have been eating all the naughty foods so bad me plus I now have the added motivation as a guy at work today mr what he was benching and now I wanna beat him

I have something calorie free you could eat? ….

(Sorry - I was clearly possessed for a moment)

Hehe are the ghouls to blame? "

I could blame ghosts… but it was just the horn

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening darling Misty and the other beautiful nocturnals. How is everyone tonight? I’m a very smiley LB. Just got back from an awesome gig m

Happy almost Birthday my beautiful girlfriend

I have the honeymoon suite ready for you (us)

Hi darling and thank you. It was a wonderful birthday treat. I went to see The Darkness who as always were absolutely brilliant. Thanks all my lovely noc friends for asking.

The honeymoon suite sounds perfect darling. I shall put the Bolli on ice "

Omg!!!!!! Jealous. Justin is my third massive crush!!! Fuck he’s sex on legs

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"I'm can definitely do that.

This is what happens when your brains says 'I'm good at that' but you try to type something different m

I’m sending you to time out in the pool room

Swimming pool or stick and balls pool?

BALLS!!!!

Excellent, I'm rubbish at this. Let's play strip pool

(Never actually played strip anything in my life)"

Oh! Then just strip. It’s cool x

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat?

I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you?

Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much

Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & ..

I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ??"

Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall.

Ice?

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Misty and the other beautiful nocturnals. How is everyone tonight? I’m a very smiley LB. Just got back from an awesome gig m

Happy almost Birthday my beautiful girlfriend

I have the honeymoon suite ready for you (us)

Hi darling and thank you. It was a wonderful birthday treat. I went to see The Darkness who as always were absolutely brilliant. Thanks all my lovely noc friends for asking.

The honeymoon suite sounds perfect darling. I shall put the Bolli on ice

Omg!!!!!! Jealous. Justin is my third massive crush!!! Fuck he’s sex on legs"

Oh god we will have to go. That’s my 5th concert of there’s and they just get better and better. And yes. He is sex-on-legs that’s for sure

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening darling Misty and the other beautiful nocturnals. How is everyone tonight? I’m a very smiley LB. Just got back from an awesome gig m

Happy almost Birthday my beautiful girlfriend

I have the honeymoon suite ready for you (us)

Hi darling and thank you. It was a wonderful birthday treat. I went to see The Darkness who as always were absolutely brilliant. Thanks all my lovely noc friends for asking.

The honeymoon suite sounds perfect darling. I shall put the Bolli on ice

Omg!!!!!! Jealous. Justin is my third massive crush!!! Fuck he’s sex on legs

Oh god we will have to go. That’s my 5th concert of there’s and they just get better and better. And yes. He is sex-on-legs that’s for sure "

He’s wet your pants awesome. I’ve loved him since 6th form (fuck me im old)

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Good evening darling Misty and the other beautiful nocturnals. How is everyone tonight? I’m a very smiley LB. Just got back from an awesome gig m

Happy almost Birthday my beautiful girlfriend

I have the honeymoon suite ready for you (us)

Hi darling and thank you. It was a wonderful birthday treat. I went to see The Darkness who as always were absolutely brilliant. Thanks all my lovely noc friends for asking.

The honeymoon suite sounds perfect darling. I shall put the Bolli on ice

Omg!!!!!! Jealous. Justin is my third massive crush!!! Fuck he’s sex on legs

Oh god we will have to go. That’s my 5th concert of there’s and they just get better and better. And yes. He is sex-on-legs that’s for sure

He’s wet your pants awesome. I’ve loved him since 6th form (fuck me im old)"

Just home from pub and lost you two are trouble

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By *all Guy 00Man  over a year ago

Dumfries

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat?

I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you?

Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much

Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & ..

I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ??

Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall.

Ice? "

Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that your bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening darling Misty and the other beautiful nocturnals. How is everyone tonight? I’m a very smiley LB. Just got back from an awesome gig m

Happy almost Birthday my beautiful girlfriend

I have the honeymoon suite ready for you (us)

Hi darling and thank you. It was a wonderful birthday treat. I went to see The Darkness who as always were absolutely brilliant. Thanks all my lovely noc friends for asking.

The honeymoon suite sounds perfect darling. I shall put the Bolli on ice

Omg!!!!!! Jealous. Justin is my third massive crush!!! Fuck he’s sex on legs

Oh god we will have to go. That’s my 5th concert of there’s and they just get better and better. And yes. He is sex-on-legs that’s for sure

He’s wet your pants awesome. I’ve loved him since 6th form (fuck me im old)

Just home from pub and lost you two are trouble "

YUP!!!!

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Evening "

Well hello.

You big tall man

I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat?

I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you?

Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much

Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & ..

I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ??

Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall.

Ice?

Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one "

I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff

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By *BootyfulDayWoman  over a year ago


"Oooo such imagery! I like it!

I am just finished work and now trying to get the motivation to leave and then hit the gym! How has your day been sunshine?

That you are even thinking about the gym is impressive! When I finish work, I pretty much just collapse.

Hehe well I said on a forum I would hit the gym every day this month so that’s obviously binding right? Haha no I only worked a little today and I have been eating all the naughty foods so bad me plus I now have the added motivation as a guy at work today mr what he was benching and now I wanna beat him

I have something calorie free you could eat? ….

(Sorry - I was clearly possessed for a moment)

Hehe are the ghouls to blame?

I could blame ghosts… but it was just the horn "

Hehe you cheeky devil I’m trying to behave as I am in public at the gym…though I may have made a mistake coming on fab

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By *all Guy 00Man  over a year ago

Dumfries


"Evening

Well hello.

You big tall man

I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?"

6ft3 me

It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Oooo such imagery! I like it!

I am just finished work and now trying to get the motivation to leave and then hit the gym! How has your day been sunshine?

That you are even thinking about the gym is impressive! When I finish work, I pretty much just collapse.

Hehe well I said on a forum I would hit the gym every day this month so that’s obviously binding right? Haha no I only worked a little today and I have been eating all the naughty foods so bad me plus I now have the added motivation as a guy at work today mr what he was benching and now I wanna beat him

I have something calorie free you could eat? ….

(Sorry - I was clearly possessed for a moment)

Hehe are the ghouls to blame?

I could blame ghosts… but it was just the horn

Hehe you cheeky devil I’m trying to behave as I am in public at the gym…though I may have made a mistake coming on fab "

Shall I give you motivation to squat

Lift

I’ll check out your glutes

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Evening

Well hello.

You big tall man

I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?

6ft3 me

It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks "

Oh god. I like tall..

I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those?

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree

Ohhhh

SNACK TIME!!!!!

Who wants something to eat?

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By *BootyfulDayWoman  over a year ago


"Oooo such imagery! I like it!

I am just finished work and now trying to get the motivation to leave and then hit the gym! How has your day been sunshine?

That you are even thinking about the gym is impressive! When I finish work, I pretty much just collapse.

Hehe well I said on a forum I would hit the gym every day this month so that’s obviously binding right? Haha no I only worked a little today and I have been eating all the naughty foods so bad me plus I now have the added motivation as a guy at work today mr what he was benching and now I wanna beat him

I have something calorie free you could eat? ….

(Sorry - I was clearly possessed for a moment)

Hehe are the ghouls to blame?

I could blame ghosts… but it was just the horn

Hehe you cheeky devil I’m trying to behave as I am in public at the gym…though I may have made a mistake coming on fab

Shall I give you motivation to squat

Lift

I’ll check out your glutes "

Well a spotter would be handy…. though you might have to get quite close to be safe….

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat?

I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you?

Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much

Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & ..

I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ??

Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall.

Ice?

Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one

I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff "

Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ohhhh

SNACK TIME!!!!!

Who wants something to eat?"

Macadamia nuts, please?

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Ohhhh

SNACK TIME!!!!!

Who wants something to eat?"

Me please. You being the obvious answer

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By *all Guy 00Man  over a year ago

Dumfries


"Evening

Well hello.

You big tall man

I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?

6ft3 me

It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks

Oh god. I like tall..

I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those?"

Well you would like me lol

Oh now that's different, OK why not

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Oooo such imagery! I like it!

I am just finished work and now trying to get the motivation to leave and then hit the gym! How has your day been sunshine?

That you are even thinking about the gym is impressive! When I finish work, I pretty much just collapse.

Hehe well I said on a forum I would hit the gym every day this month so that’s obviously binding right? Haha no I only worked a little today and I have been eating all the naughty foods so bad me plus I now have the added motivation as a guy at work today mr what he was benching and now I wanna beat him

I have something calorie free you could eat? ….

(Sorry - I was clearly possessed for a moment)

Hehe are the ghouls to blame?

I could blame ghosts… but it was just the horn

Hehe you cheeky devil I’m trying to behave as I am in public at the gym…though I may have made a mistake coming on fab

Shall I give you motivation to squat

Lift

I’ll check out your glutes

Well a spotter would be handy…. though you might have to get quite close to be safe…. "

Oh no…,,,,, . I will do my best

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ohhhh

SNACK TIME!!!!!

Who wants something to eat?

Me please. You being the obvious answer "

The correct answer but can we share I’m hungry also lol

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat?

I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you?

Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much

Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & ..

I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ??

Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall.

Ice?

Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one

I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff

Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ??"

My idea of comfortable May make you (literally) squirm …

Let’s see how you feel

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By *burns7Man  over a year ago

walsall

Suggested coffee rum, that shit is the sexiest drink! Deadman’s or kraken

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Ohhhh

SNACK TIME!!!!!

Who wants something to eat?

Macadamia nuts, please? "

Coming up …

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Ohhhh

SNACK TIME!!!!!

Who wants something to eat?

Me please. You being the obvious answer "

Cumming…… uuuuup

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Evening

Well hello.

You big tall man

I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?

6ft3 me

It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks

Oh god. I like tall..

I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those?

Well you would like me lol

Oh now that's different, OK why not "

Gary is on his way

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Ohhhh

SNACK TIME!!!!!

Who wants something to eat?

Me please. You being the obvious answer

The correct answer but can we share I’m hungry also lol"

Ohhhhh

Well. Yes.

Hmmmmmmmm

The kitchen is flooded

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Suggested coffee rum, that shit is the sexiest drink! Deadman’s or kraken "

You now have to be a regular…. That sounds awesome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat?

I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you?

Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much

Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & ..

I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ??

Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall.

Ice?

Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one

I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff

Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ??

My idea of comfortable May make you (literally) squirm …

Let’s see how you feel "

Make me squirm no need to ask……

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By *burns7Man  over a year ago

walsall


"Suggested coffee rum, that shit is the sexiest drink! Deadman’s or kraken

You now have to be a regular…. That sounds awesome "

Happy to join in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Suggested coffee rum, that shit is the sexiest drink! Deadman’s or kraken

You now have to be a regular…. That sounds awesome "

Oh yummy

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Ohhhh

SNACK TIME!!!!!

Who wants something to eat?

Me please. You being the obvious answer

The correct answer but can we share I’m hungry also lol

Ohhhhh

Well. Yes.

Hmmmmmmmm

The kitchen is flooded"

Is it now? That was quick

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By *all Guy 00Man  over a year ago

Dumfries


"Evening

Well hello.

You big tall man

I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?

6ft3 me

It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks

Oh god. I like tall..

I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those?

Well you would like me lol

Oh now that's different, OK why not

Gary is on his way "

OK cool

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ohhhh

SNACK TIME!!!!!

Who wants something to eat?

Me please. You being the obvious answer

The correct answer but can we share I’m hungry also lol

Ohhhhh

Well. Yes.

Hmmmmmmmm

The kitchen is flooded

Is it now? That was quick "

Little bird we should be good guests and help with the flooding

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By *burns7Man  over a year ago

walsall


"Suggested coffee rum, that shit is the sexiest drink! Deadman’s or kraken

You now have to be a regular…. That sounds awesome

Oh yummy "

Goes down smooth

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat?

I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you?

Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much

Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & ..

I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ??

Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall.

Ice?

Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one

I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff

Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ??

My idea of comfortable May make you (literally) squirm …

Let’s see how you feel

Make me squirm no need to ask……"

Oh I do love a keen one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Suggested coffee rum, that shit is the sexiest drink! Deadman’s or kraken

You now have to be a regular…. That sounds awesome

Oh yummy

Goes down smooth "

It is lovely

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Suggested coffee rum, that shit is the sexiest drink! Deadman’s or kraken

You now have to be a regular…. That sounds awesome

Happy to join in "

I shall just do the induction paperwork

Just follow me down this dark corridor…

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Suggested coffee rum, that shit is the sexiest drink! Deadman’s or kraken

You now have to be a regular…. That sounds awesome

Oh yummy "

Yummy to the coffee or the regular hunk?

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Evening

Well hello.

You big tall man

I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?

6ft3 me

It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks

Oh god. I like tall..

I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those?

Well you would like me lol

Oh now that's different, OK why not

Gary is on his way

OK cool"

And LittleBird won’t be far behind

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Ohhhh

SNACK TIME!!!!!

Who wants something to eat?

Me please. You being the obvious answer

The correct answer but can we share I’m hungry also lol

Ohhhhh

Well. Yes.

Hmmmmmmmm

The kitchen is flooded

Is it now? That was quick

Little bird we should be good guests and help with the flooding "

You already have

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Suggested coffee rum, that shit is the sexiest drink! Deadman’s or kraken

You now have to be a regular…. That sounds awesome

Oh yummy

Yummy to the coffee or the regular hunk?"

Coffee rum

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By *burns7Man  over a year ago

walsall


"Suggested coffee rum, that shit is the sexiest drink! Deadman’s or kraken

You now have to be a regular…. That sounds awesome

Happy to join in

I shall just do the induction paperwork

Just follow me down this dark corridor…"

Love a bit of lights off

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Suggested coffee rum, that shit is the sexiest drink! Deadman’s or kraken

You now have to be a regular…. That sounds awesome

Oh yummy

Goes down smooth "

Oh such a coincidence…

I love something that goes down smooth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat?

I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you?

Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much

Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & ..

I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ??

Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall.

Ice?

Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one

I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff

Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ??

My idea of comfortable May make you (literally) squirm …

Let’s see how you feel

Make me squirm no need to ask……

Oh I do love a keen one "

Well then you go ahead and make me squirm as much as you like

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Suggested coffee rum, that shit is the sexiest drink! Deadman’s or kraken

You now have to be a regular…. That sounds awesome

Happy to join in

I shall just do the induction paperwork

Just follow me down this dark corridor…

Love a bit of lights off "

In the words of sandy in Grease/.. feel your way..

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat?

I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you?

Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much

Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & ..

I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ??

Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall.

Ice?

Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one

I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff

Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ??

My idea of comfortable May make you (literally) squirm …

Let’s see how you feel

Make me squirm no need to ask……

Oh I do love a keen one

Well then you go ahead and make me squirm as much as you like "

Oh…. Thank you so much

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat?

I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you?

Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much

Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & ..

I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ??

Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall.

Ice?

Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one

I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff

Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ??

My idea of comfortable May make you (literally) squirm …

Let’s see how you feel

Make me squirm no need to ask……

Oh I do love a keen one

Well then you go ahead and make me squirm as much as you like

Oh…. Thank you so much "

Not easy to make me squirm but I’m sure the pleasure would be all mine

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By *all Guy 00Man  over a year ago

Dumfries


"Evening

Well hello.

You big tall man

I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?

6ft3 me

It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks

Oh god. I like tall..

I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those?

Well you would like me lol

Oh now that's different, OK why not

Gary is on his way

OK cool

And LittleBird won’t be far behind "

Awww bless her

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By *ainbow_RoadWoman  over a year ago

Brighton

Just got in from work. Last night on tour.

A late one tomorrow but I get my own bed back!

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat?

I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you?

Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much

Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & ..

I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ??

Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall.

Ice?

Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one

I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff

Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ??

My idea of comfortable May make you (literally) squirm …

Let’s see how you feel

Make me squirm no need to ask……

Oh I do love a keen one

Well then you go ahead and make me squirm as much as you like

Oh…. Thank you so much

Not easy to make me squirm but I’m sure the pleasure would be all mine "

Hahaha. Really? Why? Why would you say that. I can make you squirm. And wriggle.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening

Well hello.

You big tall man

I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?

6ft3 me

It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks

Oh god. I like tall..

I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those?

Well you would like me lol

Oh now that's different, OK why not

Gary is on his way

OK cool

And LittleBird won’t be far behind

Awww bless her "

I only have tiny little legs… wait for me

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Just got in from work. Last night on tour.

A late one tomorrow but I get my own bed back!"

Everyone loves a rainbow ??

One’s own bed is wonderful

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By *burns7Man  over a year ago

walsall


"Evening

Well hello.

You big tall man

I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?

6ft3 me

It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks

Oh god. I like tall..

I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those?

Well you would like me lol

Oh now that's different, OK why not

Gary is on his way

OK cool

And LittleBird won’t be far behind

Awww bless her

I only have tiny little legs… wait for me "

Oh wow just noticed this stunner

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Evening

Well hello.

You big tall man

I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?

6ft3 me

It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks

Oh god. I like tall..

I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those?

Well you would like me lol

Oh now that's different, OK why not

Gary is on his way

OK cool

And LittleBird won’t be far behind

Awww bless her

I only have tiny little legs… wait for me "

I think he will x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat?

I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you?

Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much

Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & ..

I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ??

Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall.

Ice?

Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one

I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff

Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ??

My idea of comfortable May make you (literally) squirm …

Let’s see how you feel

Make me squirm no need to ask……

Oh I do love a keen one

Well then you go ahead and make me squirm as much as you like

Oh…. Thank you so much

Not easy to make me squirm but I’m sure the pleasure would be all mine

Hahaha. Really? Why? Why would you say that. I can make you squirm. And wriggle. "

Ahhh well as you brought me my drink and sat in my lap I guess I would be squirming and wriggling lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening

Well hello.

You big tall man

I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?

6ft3 me

It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks

Oh god. I like tall..

I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those?

Well you would like me lol

Oh now that's different, OK why not

Gary is on his way

OK cool

And LittleBird won’t be far behind

Awww bless her

I only have tiny little legs… wait for me "

Someone give little bird a piggy back lol

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat?

I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you?

Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much

Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & ..

I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ??

Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall.

Ice?

Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one

I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff

Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ??

My idea of comfortable May make you (literally) squirm …

Let’s see how you feel

Make me squirm no need to ask……

Oh I do love a keen one

Well then you go ahead and make me squirm as much as you like

Oh…. Thank you so much

Not easy to make me squirm but I’m sure the pleasure would be all mine

Hahaha. Really? Why? Why would you say that. I can make you squirm. And wriggle.

Ahhh well as you brought me my drink and sat in my lap I guess I would be squirming and wriggling lol "

Yes, yes you would. And if you’re not - I’m firing myself

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Evening

Well hello.

You big tall man

I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?

6ft3 me

It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks

Oh god. I like tall..

I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those?

Well you would like me lol

Oh now that's different, OK why not

Gary is on his way

OK cool

And LittleBird won’t be far behind

Awww bless her

I only have tiny little legs… wait for me

Oh wow just noticed this stunner "

Is t she just!!! I keep considering barring her as she’s too gorgeous…. But….. I fancy her too…. It’s very confusing

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By *all Guy 00Man  over a year ago

Dumfries


"Evening

Well hello.

You big tall man

I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?

6ft3 me

It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks

Oh god. I like tall..

I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those?

Well you would like me lol

Oh now that's different, OK why not

Gary is on his way

OK cool

And LittleBird won’t be far behind

Awww bless her

I only have tiny little legs… wait for me "

I'd sit here and wait for you then ill carry you on my back

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

And LittleBird won’t be far behind

Awww bless her

I only have tiny little legs… wait for me

Oh wow just noticed this stunner "

Why thank you

I’m just really far away….

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat?

I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you?

Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much

Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & ..

I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ??

Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall.

Ice?

Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one

I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff

Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ??

My idea of comfortable May make you (literally) squirm …

Let’s see how you feel

Make me squirm no need to ask……

Oh I do love a keen one

Well then you go ahead and make me squirm as much as you like

Oh…. Thank you so much

Not easy to make me squirm but I’m sure the pleasure would be all mine

Hahaha. Really? Why? Why would you say that. I can make you squirm. And wriggle.

Ahhh well as you brought me my drink and sat in my lap I guess I would be squirming and wriggling lol

Yes, yes you would. And if you’re not - I’m firing myself "

Don’t fire yourself your a great host and you feel wonderful sitting in my lap ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat?

I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you?

Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much

Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & ..

I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ??

Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall.

Ice?

Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one

I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff

Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ??

My idea of comfortable May make you (literally) squirm …

Let’s see how you feel

Make me squirm no need to ask……

Oh I do love a keen one

Well then you go ahead and make me squirm as much as you like

Oh…. Thank you so much

Not easy to make me squirm but I’m sure the pleasure would be all mine

Hahaha. Really? Why? Why would you say that. I can make you squirm. And wriggle.

Ahhh well as you brought me my drink and sat in my lap I guess I would be squirming and wriggling lol

Yes, yes you would. And if you’re not - I’m firing myself "

Don’t fire yourself your a great host and you feel wonderful sitting on my lap ??

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat?

I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you?

Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much

Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & ..

I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ??

Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall.

Ice?

Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one

I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff

Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ??

My idea of comfortable May make you (literally) squirm …

Let’s see how you feel

Make me squirm no need to ask……

Oh I do love a keen one

Well then you go ahead and make me squirm as much as you like

Oh…. Thank you so much

Not easy to make me squirm but I’m sure the pleasure would be all mine

Hahaha. Really? Why? Why would you say that. I can make you squirm. And wriggle.

Ahhh well as you brought me my drink and sat in my lap I guess I would be squirming and wriggling lol

Yes, yes you would. And if you’re not - I’m firing myself

Don’t fire yourself your a great host and you feel wonderful sitting on my lap ??"

Then I shall stay until we have new guests

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Good evening from Chez NHS, a luxury boutique residence. Today has been more chilled out, our bay decided not to turn on the bright fluorescent lights and instead, we opened all the blinds and curtains and just used our individual bedside lights with gentle colour. We've chatted, supported each other and tried to have a day to relax our ailing bodies.

No further forward in actually achieving anything health-wise, BUT today's good news is that we can probably move into our bungalow very soon.

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By *all Guy 00Man  over a year ago

Dumfries


"Evening

Well hello.

You big tall man

I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?

6ft3 me

It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks

Oh god. I like tall..

I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those?

Well you would like me lol

Oh now that's different, OK why not

Gary is on his way

OK cool

And LittleBird won’t be far behind

Awww bless her

I only have tiny little legs… wait for me

Oh wow just noticed this stunner

Is t she just!!! I keep considering barring her as she’s too gorgeous…. But….. I fancy her too…. It’s very confusing "

She a lovely lassie

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Anyone want best part of 3/4 of a mixed kebab or is it breakfast

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By *istyPeaks OP   Couple  over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening from Chez NHS, a luxury boutique residence. Today has been more chilled out, our bay decided not to turn on the bright fluorescent lights and instead, we opened all the blinds and curtains and just used our individual bedside lights with gentle colour. We've chatted, supported each other and tried to have a day to relax our ailing bodies.

No further forward in actually achieving anything health-wise, BUT today's good news is that we can probably move into our bungalow very soon."

Ffs…. You must have depleted the shit menu twice over…

It’s great news on the bungalow… but… let’s get KC out!!!!

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