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Nora’s secret service F&B edition
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Have you got something you're dying to say?
Too shy to mail your crush?
Want to apologise because you’ve cheated at a game chess with anal beads in your ass ?
Just wanna pay someone a compliment Or try to get your cock in her/his ass?
Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?
Send me your message and I'll post it here
I will not post any horrible messages and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted.
Your secrets are safe with me and my Excel sheet.
I promise I will not add anything weird to the original message. (Yes, sure !)
However, they will be REAL messages and FAKE ones, your job is to find out which one is real, which one is fake.
No one will be left behind even the ones who never get mentioned !
Vive le cul sec
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A message from a guy who shits a lot :
Have a mighty shit each morning before you make any decisions
Dumping the partner take a mighty shit first
Quitting the job have a mighty shit
Before you make any decisions have a mighty shit |
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"A message from a guy who shits a lot :
Have a mighty shit each morning before you make any decisions
Dumping the partner take a mighty shit first
Quitting the job have a mighty shit
Before you make any decisions have a mighty shit"
This is excellent advice!
J |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi you, tell Red-Panda that I would to destroy her rectal capsule 
Tell F&B it's never going to happen  "
That person said : it wasn’t F&B but a guy with 2 inch nuclear missile of pleasure |
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"Tell Rickshawed or Rickintheshed I never know that I’d love to spread my custard cream all over the entrance of her HH aka Hershey Highway"
Oh mysterious admirer, you paint a beautiful picture with your gentle words  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi you, tell Red-Panda that I would to destroy her rectal capsule
Tell F&B it's never going to happen
That person said : it wasn’t F&B but a guy with 2 inch nuclear missile of pleasure"
Hmmmm |
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"Hi F&B,
Could you tell JulieAndBeef that they both have lovely belly buttons. "
Why thank you secret messager. Beef's is like a little dish whereas mine is a narrow cave. They are both fluff-free. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A message from a guy who shits a lot :
Have a mighty shit each morning before you make any decisions
Dumping the partner take a mighty shit first
Quitting the job have a mighty shit
Before you make any decisions have a mighty shit"
 help me! |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"Could you tell Daisy179 that the only thing I’d like to stimulate is her wrap pipe with my 3 inch organ impaler"
A whole 3 inches all for me!! organ impaler would make a good username on here btw |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Tell David that since I saw him around the forums 3 years ago I can’t help to fantasise about what his gaying instrument could do to my gay man’s nemesis |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Tell SassyFox that I don’t who they are but I’d certainly love to hide my perverse pecker into one of their rusty bullet holes and seek for some corns x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell SassyFox that I don’t who they are but I’d certainly love to hide my perverse pecker into one of their rusty bullet holes and seek for some corns x "
How could I refuse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell Tempting twosome 2 that my throbbing accumulation of rigid masculinity would like to do their chocolate hotdog hallways
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Both of ours? Uhm, well.. I mean OK.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This just in from a friend…
To the thread I’m starting I’ve signalled a passion police to try start my Kia and will return to zee thread after the celine.
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Real one. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Could you tell _rystalsswing that if I come to say hi because I am interested in fucking her fudge factory with my throbbing equine womanrod. But have no fear because discretion is paramount and will be given.
After all, I am a professional.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Message for DJones1983 : the way you hold that door-frame with your floppy urine rod dangling in the fresh breeze of Liverpool, left my corporate loophole moist and damp. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Message for Tinder_and_the_Beard :
I would love to insert my love hose well into your left nostril, holding the right nostril closed and release my tadpole yogurt. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Message for Tasty tatsy;
You have the most tastiest cock on fab. "
Well sorry, that person told me actually Just Pete holds that title cause his bollocks are hanging low.
But you are second for sure  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A gent asked me to tell Mocha and caramel Id like to gag you both and put my hand up both your anuses and create a live action punch and judy show
Thats the way to do it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A gent asked me to tell Mocha and caramel Id like to gag you both and put my hand up both your anuses and create a live action punch and judy show
Thats the way to do it. "
F&B - genius |
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"A gent asked me to tell Mocha and caramel Id like to gag you both and put my hand up both your anuses and create a live action punch and judy show
Thats the way to do it. "
This made me laugh too hard  |
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"Message for DJones1983 : the way you hold that door-frame with your floppy urine rod dangling in the fresh breeze of Liverpool, left my corporate loophole moist and damp. "
Well tell me more in private if you want  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can someone on the thread let me know if Fabulous and Bearded is still on Fab, I haven't seen him around for years.
Miss that guy, he was soooo funny.
If anyone has seen him around, please let him know, it might have been 5 years, but I'm still waiting for him in Amsterdam. Sorry, but I didn't know what time.
Winston |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"please tell red for danger that I’m sorry I’ve only just discovered her profile but her pictures have made me smile in a way, that I’ve smiled in a long while so thank you"
Awww
That has in turn, made me smile also. No mean feat, on a ‘delicate day’ thank you x |
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"Could you tell _rystalsswing that if I come to say hi because I am interested in fucking her fudge factory with my throbbing equine womanrod. But have no fear because discretion is paramount and will be given.
After all, I am a professional.
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Good for you!
What's your profession? Bellend maybe |
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