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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

keep it funny, tell a lie about the person above

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sam used to be my sister

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sam used to be my sister

Doesn't make cheekychops get wet in excitement

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has to be ugliest guy I've ever seen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

has a 3rd nipple

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By *he Original TTMan over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Has teeny weeny boobs....

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Really loves being smeared in marmite and licked clean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Really loves being smeared in marmite and licked clean"

Has a lego vibrator

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By *entkevMan over a year ago

Dover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 01/01/13 18:51:03]"

Is stuck for words

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By *he Original TTMan over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Really loves being smeared in marmite and licked clean"

So where's the lie then...? Lol!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has an anus the size of a black hole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is shit in bed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't suck cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is shit in bed! "

Holds the world record for the loudest front trump

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

is a 1 min man...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

recently got married

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

spoilt for choice with women at his house

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is shit in bed!

Holds the world record for the loudest front trump

thats the truth.. supposed to tell a lie kev lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is shit in bed!

Holds the world record for the loudest front trump

thats the truth.. supposed to tell a lie kev lol "

Oh yes sorry, can front trump so hard she impersonates a hovercraft

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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

wears a umpa lumpa suit to sleep in

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By *irtydanMan over a year ago

Blackpool

manages west ham

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has a fantastic avatar

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By *irtydanMan over a year ago

Blackpool

used to be a nurse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

learnt to suck cock from Tulisa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Works for the CIA.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Came last in grow your own cress contest….!.

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By *ussypussWoman over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

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By *ussypussWoman over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

wears a strap-on on their nose

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"wears a strap-on on their nose"

Shhhh!,,Its supposed to be a lie…

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

It's a clip on piercing

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By *ussypussWoman over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

is really a 13yr old boy

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By *am123Man over a year ago

essex chelmsford

is a transexual a convincing one tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Really is made of sweet potato!

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

Likes being buggered sideways with a sweet potato

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By *am123Man over a year ago

essex chelmsford

is good at buggering wth sweet potatoes

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By *eavensent78Couple over a year ago

west mids

Is interested in my profile pic

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By *am123Man over a year ago

essex chelmsford

i am interested in ur profile pic

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By *ussypussWoman over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

really lives in Walsall ... home of the true "yam-yam"

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By *unknSoulCouple over a year ago

dumfries-ish

Keeps their white sports socks on, in the orgy room. Their last verifacation told us.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just moved down south!

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Used to be a newsreader for bbc Lancashire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Actually lives in Swansea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Really is the queen!

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By *eavensent78Couple over a year ago

west mids

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By *eavensent78Couple over a year ago

west mids

Can't shoot straight

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By *am123Man over a year ago

essex chelmsford

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doesn't hav a perfect body

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has a hairy chest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hates pink

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Has every episode of Miss Marple on vhs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whoops pressed the wrong button, pesky ph!

This man can levitate !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never wears undies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Honest ,she slipped an fell on the floor

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By *eavensent78Couple over a year ago

west mids

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doesnt like heels

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By *eavensent78Couple over a year ago

west mids

Is such a Tom boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is bald

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doesnt swing

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By *eavensent78Couple over a year ago

west mids

Refused a pay rise at work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doesnt have a sexy rear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sexycouple hate pink......

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By *weet DevilMan over a year ago

dukinfield

wears fake calvin kliens

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sexycouple hate pink......"
stuffs spuds in his trunks to make himself look bigger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never plays with toys.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never wears sexy undies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never wears sexy undies "

Oooops that was to Sexontap1 lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

only ever wears flat shoes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thinks her public picture is awful and it's best to keep those breasts kept locked away

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By *am123Man over a year ago

essex chelmsford

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By *am123Man over a year ago

essex chelmsford

once dated elton jon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"once dated elton jon"

Has a weiner of a cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just left my bed at 9 this morning!!!!B-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is a pig farmer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is actually a Doctor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Squeezes oranges between her boobs for a living

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sunbathes naked so no white bits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

she is vanilla when it comes to sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never gets horny !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never gets horny !"

Couldn't tease wool....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

likes to wear woolen pants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"likes to wear woolen pants

Best crocheted Angora...

Only drinks Babycham...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The only suit he owns is a shell suit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a crap unimaginative name

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Uses her panties as a catapult

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Uses her breasts to crack nuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

leaves crumbs in the bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is really Peter Kaye

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By *eavensent78Couple over a year ago

west mids

Was in a porn film

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once suffocated a man with their thighs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was in a porn film"

I have starred in a homemade one

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By *am123Man over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"Was in a porn film

I have starred in a homemade one

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ive watched it

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By *eavensent78Couple over a year ago

west mids

Watched it with me lmfao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was in a porn film

I have starred in a homemade one

ive watched it"

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By *eavensent78Couple over a year ago

west mids

Wants me to be in the next movie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Herds goats in the Ukraine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wouldn't star in a porno

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lives next door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has no hands

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Works down a coalmine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is the voice of Fireman Sam

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By *eavensent78Couple over a year ago

west mids

Lives way to far for any fun

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

lives in a convent

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By *am123Man over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"Works down a coalmine"
owns said coal mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he's a Wanker

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By *eavensent78Couple over a year ago

west mids

Always wears underwear

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By *homas pannsMan over a year ago

leicester

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

never changes his mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fiddles with Otters!

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By *am123Man over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"he's a Wanker

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thanks u know me then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He used to keep a Weeble Family up his butt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He used to keep a Weeble Family up his butt

Sporting a lovely American flag on his butt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

she has a penis.

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By *am123Man over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"she has a penis."
he has a mary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"she has a penis. he has a mary"

thats not a lie though

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

has only ever eaten ice cream

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

"has only ever eaten ice cream "

He supports Man Utd

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hates sex toys

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By *antstoplaynowMan over a year ago

uxbridge

"Hates sex toys"

Nicked a fire extinguisher from Anne summers thought it was a vibrator

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hates sex toys

Nicked a fire extinguisher from Anne summers thought it was a vibrator

Had Henry the Hoover suck his dick

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By *antstoplaynowMan over a year ago

uxbridge

"Hates sex toys

Nicked a fire extinguisher from Anne summers thought it was a vibrator

Had Henry the Hoover suck his dick"

He wasn't as good as you x

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By *eavensent78Couple over a year ago

west mids

Hates banter on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sold Lance Armstrong performance enhancing drugs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He lost his position as DR because he shagged a Dalek.

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

got sacked for swearing during a pantomime

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

walks up stairs backwards

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By *heplayerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *andS4funCouple over a year ago

Lancashire

"He lost his position as DR because he shagged a Dalek."

Likes to dress up as a carriage pulled by gimps

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"walks up stairs backwards"

You've seen my photo's then ....lol

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

Im on the run from prison

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By *antstoplaynowMan over a year ago

uxbridge

He's not lying

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Is missing his cell mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is a Ninja

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

has a thing for turtles

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

collects Twix wrappers

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"collects Twix wrappers "

kit kat ( you can get four fingers in them )

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By *andS4funCouple over a year ago

Lancashire

"collects Twix wrappers "

Attends Crocodile Dundee convetions

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By *antstoplaynowMan over a year ago

uxbridge

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By *andS4funCouple over a year ago

Lancashire

"collects Twix wrappers

kit kat ( you can get four fingers in them )"

Never gets the brews in

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By *eavensent78Couple over a year ago

west mids

Is going to get the brews In now

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

owns a barn owl and a mouse to alleviate boredom

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By *antstoplaynowMan over a year ago

uxbridge

He nicked my hat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he is sooo sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

shes good in bed

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By *antstoplaynowMan over a year ago

uxbridge

"he is sooo sexy

So is she

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

supports coventry city

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By *ankeepeteMan over a year ago

penrith

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sucks cock like a pro

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is crap at pool

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By *ankeepeteMan over a year ago

penrith

she farted when l was giving her pussy a licking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a sexual encounter with nelson Mandela

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By *antstoplaynowMan over a year ago

uxbridge

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By *ankeepeteMan over a year ago

penrith

he has only got a 2 inch cock

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By *eavensent78Couple over a year ago

west mids

Remembered to put the flash on for his profile pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He had sex with Fergie whilst Prince Andrew watched. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He had sex with Fergie whilst Prince Andrew watched. X

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Rides a mountain bike around Hull & occasionally visits Lincolnshire

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Deliberately stole his hat from Next.

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By *eavensent78Couple over a year ago

west mids

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *eavensent78Couple over a year ago

west mids

Didn't let me know he took that pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is not my type!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he goes around licking Windows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Once worked as a waitress in a cocktail bar

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By *andS4funCouple over a year ago

Lancashire

Used to be the Milk Tray Man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

they blow goats, I hav the pics xxxx

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has a cow tethered in the back garden

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is an editor for The Sun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has a cow tethered in the back garden "

Caught him sniffing my boxers :O..

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By *uncpl2015Couple over a year ago

Bridgend Area

Is the undefeated underwater world chess champion.

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By *nnie2009Couple over a year ago

Blackpool

let me fuck him with my strap on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"let me fuck him with my strap on

That i would enjoy!! Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"let me fuck him with my strap on

That i would enjoy!! Hahahaha"

Currently under investigation by the RSPCA for inappropriate conduct with a goat

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