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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"He is a hallucination induced by the mass poisoning of the population by way of the water supply in an attempt to control you all"
I know someone who thinks the Government is putting chemicals in the water to give is cancer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wonko is all seeing, all hearing, a bit like the wizard of Oz, and widely, I like him a lot.
Oooops! Did I say that out loud?  "
Widely????? No, weirdly is what I meant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wonko is all seeing, all hearing, a bit like the wizard of Oz, and widely, I like him a lot.
Oooops! Did I say that out loud?
Widely????? No, weirdly is what I meant. "
Quick send for the men in white coats  |
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"Wonko is all seeing, all hearing, a bit like the wizard of Oz, and widely, I like him a lot.
Oooops! Did I say that out loud?
Widely????? No, weirdly is what I meant.
Quick send for the men in white coats "
There coming to take you away haha... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's not a person, it's a place.
A cheaper, crapper version of Wilko that sells all the stuff no-one wants from the other stores, including all the stuff that has bits missing or is mis-shapen and slightly damaged. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could it be Wilko's new Lynx style body spray?
Guaranteed to keep you free from that tangy sweaty smell for a tenth of a second."
I’ve bought a Wilko body spray before, I can confirm, this assessment is fair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does wilkos still exist?!
Yep, we've got one here in Wrexham
Christ of all the places I expected lockdown to kill..."
Thankfully Wonko survived as well.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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According to urban dictionary
"wonko
An atomically explosive, dangerous blast from the rectum (butt-toot chamber) that will bring about the desimiation of the human race and every subspecies. It's horrible stench is the main elimination factor along with the hurricane winds that it produces as well as the green gaseous substance that lingers in the air for several decades. The blast is so strong that people's skin has been reported to have been singed off in a radius of 5,000 miles.
The notorious wonko of 2060 left the Earth unfit for life."
"Used in a way of saying Crazy, Weird, Ignorant or just Freaky."
"John Watson, also known (at his own request) as Wonko the Sane was a marine biologist and scientist who lived in coastal California and is very sane."
Willy "Wonka" I get but Wonko (didn't have a scooby doo).
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just a man who puts the pointy end of the stick between his teeth and gives it a wiggle
Oddly specific "
If you ever read the instructions on a box of toothpicks you’d understand  |
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"Just a man who puts the pointy end of the stick between his teeth and gives it a wiggle
Oddly specific
If you ever read the instructions on a box of toothpicks you’d understand "
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