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"Je vous aime, je dois partir
Mais pourquoi, O Belle Dame Sans Merçi? Restez içi, embrasse moi, and ensemble nous voyerons les étoiles se noyer dans toutes les océanes de l'infini."
Nobody’s heard of Megadeth? |
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"Je vous aime, je dois partir
Mais pourquoi, O Belle Dame Sans Merçi? Restez içi, embrasse moi, and ensemble nous voyerons les étoiles se noyer dans toutes les océanes de l'infini.
Nobody’s heard of Megadeth?"
I thought that was a Transformer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Je vous aime, je dois partir
Mais pourquoi, O Belle Dame Sans Merçi? Restez içi, embrasse moi, and ensemble nous voyerons les étoiles se noyer dans toutes les océanes de l'infini.
Nobody’s heard of Megadeth?
I thought that was a Transformer."
No that’s Optimus Prime. |
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"Je vous aime, je dois partir
Mais pourquoi, O Belle Dame Sans Merçi? Restez içi, embrasse moi, and ensemble nous voyerons les étoiles se noyer dans toutes les océanes de l'infini.
Nobody’s heard of Megadeth?
I thought that was a Transformer.
No that’s Optimus Prime."
I'm so bad at popular culture. Was he in Neighbours? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Je vous aime, je dois partir
Mais pourquoi, O Belle Dame Sans Merçi? Restez içi, embrasse moi, and ensemble nous voyerons les étoiles se noyer dans toutes les océanes de l'infini.
Nobody’s heard of Megadeth?
I thought that was a Transformer.
No that’s Optimus Prime.
I'm so bad at popular culture. Was he in Neighbours?"
That was Harold Bishop |
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"My French is pigeon French 
As in you were taught by a pigeon?!No mersier a French turtle dove  "
I’ve got news for you dude, it was a pigeon in disguise 
Probably won a bet with his mates in Trafalgar Square |
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"Je vous aime, je dois partir
Mais pourquoi, O Belle Dame Sans Merçi? Restez içi, embrasse moi, and ensemble nous voyerons les étoiles se noyer dans toutes les océanes de l'infini.
Nobody’s heard of Megadeth?
I thought that was a Transformer.
No that’s Optimus Prime.
I'm so bad at popular culture. Was he in Neighbours?
That was Harold Bishop"
Oh, now, I do know this one. Diagonal moves, crozier, purple. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Je vous aime, je dois partir
Mais pourquoi, O Belle Dame Sans Merçi? Restez içi, embrasse moi, and ensemble nous voyerons les étoiles se noyer dans toutes les océanes de l'infini.
Nobody’s heard of Megadeth?
I thought that was a Transformer.
No that’s Optimus Prime.
I'm so bad at popular culture. Was he in Neighbours?
That was Harold Bishop
Oh, now, I do know this one. Diagonal moves, crozier, purple."
Barney the dinosaur? |
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"Je vous aime, je dois partir
Mais pourquoi, O Belle Dame Sans Merçi? Restez içi, embrasse moi, and ensemble nous voyerons les étoiles se noyer dans toutes les océanes de l'infini.
Nobody’s heard of Megadeth?
I thought that was a Transformer.
No that’s Optimus Prime.
I'm so bad at popular culture. Was he in Neighbours?
That was Harold Bishop
Oh, now, I do know this one. Diagonal moves, crozier, purple.
Barney the dinosaur?"
In the Library, with the thagomizer. |
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"Je vous aime, je dois partir
Mais pourquoi, O Belle Dame Sans Merçi? Restez içi, embrasse moi, and ensemble nous voyerons les étoiles se noyer dans toutes les océanes de l'infini.
Nobody’s heard of Megadeth?
I thought that was a Transformer.
No that’s Optimus Prime.
I'm so bad at popular culture. Was he in Neighbours?
That was Harold Bishop
Oh, now, I do know this one. Diagonal moves, crozier, purple."
No, those would be the chess piece, a clergyman, and penis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eric Cantona
I love Eric Cartman
I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here."
Yes.
How do you say "suck my balls" in French? Suce ma sac?
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"Eric Cantona
I love Eric Cartman
I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here.
Yes.
How do you say "suck my balls" in French? Suce ma sac?
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Mon...verb agreement with the masculine. |
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La dernière fois que j’ai été au magasin de mon cousin Marco mouli, le boulanger a voulu me souffler dans l’anus. J’ai accepté mais cela m’a fait vomir partout. Du coup, ma connasse de copine Céline ma demander de contacter son collègue Henry. |
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"La dernière fois que j’ai été au magasin de mon cousin Marco mouli, le boulanger a voulu me souffler dans l’anus. J’ai accepté mais cela m’a fait vomir partout. Du coup, ma connasse de copine Céline ma demander de contacter son collègue Henry."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"La dernière fois que j’ai été au magasin de mon cousin Marco mouli, le boulanger a voulu me souffler dans l’anus. J’ai accepté mais cela m’a fait vomir partout. Du coup, ma connasse de copine Céline ma demander de contacter son collègue Henry."
You had sex with your cousin Mark Polo or something in an expensive vehicle and after you finished you accepted his homemade soufflés but it made you vomit. So you met wifh F&B and had a group wank over Celine Dion with your colleague Henry?
*lemon translate |
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"La dernière fois que j’ai été au magasin de mon cousin Marco mouli, le boulanger a voulu me souffler dans l’anus. J’ai accepté mais cela m’a fait vomir partout. Du coup, ma connasse de copine Céline ma demander de contacter son collègue Henry.
You had sex with your cousin Mark Polo or something in an expensive vehicle and after you finished you accepted his homemade soufflés but it made you vomit. So you met wifh F&B and had a group wank over Celine Dion with your colleague Henry?
*lemon translate "
wow Mon ami Mon ami . Je tem xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eric Cantona
I love Eric Cartman
I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here.
Yes.
How do you say "suck my balls" in French? Suce ma sac?
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I am only relaying a message from a favourite native speaker..;-)ps. don't shoot the messenger.
"Lèche mes couilles espèce d’enculer" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eric Cantona
I love Eric Cartman
I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here.
Yes.
How do you say "suck my balls" in French? Suce ma sac?
I am only relaying a message from a favourite native speaker..;-)ps. don't shoot the messenger.
"Lèche mes couilles espèce d’enculer""
I have a feeling that goes deeper than suck my balls. I have a feeling that means fuck my asshole, or you asshole sucker. Or something. |
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"Eric Cantona
I love Eric Cartman
I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here.
Yes.
How do you say "suck my balls" in French? Suce ma sac?
I am only relaying a message from a favourite native speaker..;-)ps. don't shoot the messenger.
"Lèche mes couilles espèce d’enculer"
I have a feeling that goes deeper than suck my balls. I have a feeling that means fuck my asshole, or you asshole sucker. Or something."
Lèche mes couilles is lick my balls.
Rest varies dependent on context of conversation, I think, so could mean cocksucker. |
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"Eric Cantona
I love Eric Cartman
I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here.
Yes.
How do you say "suck my balls" in French? Suce ma sac?
I am only relaying a message from a favourite native speaker..;-)ps. don't shoot the messenger.
"Lèche mes couilles espèce d’enculer"
I have a feeling that goes deeper than suck my balls. I have a feeling that means fuck my asshole, or you asshole sucker. Or something."
Suis ton coeur.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eric Cantona
I love Eric Cartman
I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here.
Yes.
How do you say "suck my balls" in French? Suce ma sac?
I am only relaying a message from a favourite native speaker..;-)ps. don't shoot the messenger.
"Lèche mes couilles espèce d’enculer"
I have a feeling that goes deeper than suck my balls. I have a feeling that means fuck my asshole, or you asshole sucker. Or something.
Lèche mes couilles is lick my balls.
Rest varies dependent on context of conversation, I think, so could mean cocksucker. "
lmaooooo  thanks for the help.
As you can see, my French is awful. I need English.
I guess I'll follow my heart.
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"Eric Cantona
I love Eric Cartman
I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here.
Yes.
How do you say "suck my balls" in French? Suce ma sac?
I am only relaying a message from a favourite native speaker..;-)ps. don't shoot the messenger.
"Lèche mes couilles espèce d’enculer"
I have a feeling that goes deeper than suck my balls. I have a feeling that means fuck my asshole, or you asshole sucker. Or something.
Lèche mes couilles is lick my balls.
Rest varies dependent on context of conversation, I think, so could mean cocksucker.
lmaooooo thanks for the help.
As you can see, my French is awful. I need English.
I guess I'll follow my heart.
"
I only really know these due to teenage antics on holiday many years ago, a lovely girl and her brother I met taught me some lovely phrases
If only I could remember more of them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eric Cantona
I love Eric Cartman
I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here.
Yes.
How do you say "suck my balls" in French? Suce ma sac?
I am only relaying a message from a favourite native speaker..;-)ps. don't shoot the messenger.
"Lèche mes couilles espèce d’enculer"
I have a feeling that goes deeper than suck my balls. I have a feeling that means fuck my asshole, or you asshole sucker. Or something.
Lèche mes couilles is lick my balls.
Rest varies dependent on context of conversation, I think, so could mean cocksucker.
lmaooooo thanks for the help.
As you can see, my French is awful. I need English.
I guess I'll follow my heart.
I only really know these due to teenage antics on holiday many years ago, a lovely girl and her brother I met taught me some lovely phrases
If only I could remember more of them!"
Well if I receive any more mysterious and audacious messages that I can not make sense of I will be in touch to see if you can help me piece together the puzzle. |
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"Eric Cantona
I love Eric Cartman
I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here.
Yes.
How do you say "suck my balls" in French? Suce ma sac?
I am only relaying a message from a favourite native speaker..;-)ps. don't shoot the messenger.
"Lèche mes couilles espèce d’enculer"
I have a feeling that goes deeper than suck my balls. I have a feeling that means fuck my asshole, or you asshole sucker. Or something.
Lèche mes couilles is lick my balls.
Rest varies dependent on context of conversation, I think, so could mean cocksucker.
lmaooooo thanks for the help.
As you can see, my French is awful. I need English.
I guess I'll follow my heart.
I only really know these due to teenage antics on holiday many years ago, a lovely girl and her brother I met taught me some lovely phrases
If only I could remember more of them!
Well if I receive any more mysterious and audacious messages that I can not make sense of I will be in touch to see if you can help me piece together the puzzle. "
My services shall be yours on request |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eric Cantona
I love Eric Cartman
I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here.
Yes.
How do you say "suck my balls" in French? Suce ma sac?
I am only relaying a message from a favourite native speaker..;-)ps. don't shoot the messenger.
"Lèche mes couilles espèce d’enculer"
I have a feeling that goes deeper than suck my balls. I have a feeling that means fuck my asshole, or you asshole sucker. Or something.
Lèche mes couilles is lick my balls.
Rest varies dependent on context of conversation, I think, so could mean cocksucker. "
I've been told you just call them motherf***ers btw. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eric Cantona
I love Eric Cartman
I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here.
Yes.
How do you say "suck my balls" in French? Suce ma sac?
I am only relaying a message from a favourite native speaker..;-)ps. don't shoot the messenger.
"Lèche mes couilles espèce d’enculer"
I have a feeling that goes deeper than suck my balls. I have a feeling that means fuck my asshole, or you asshole sucker. Or something.
Lèche mes couilles is lick my balls.
Rest varies dependent on context of conversation, I think, so could mean cocksucker.
I've been told you just call them motherf***ers btw."
Oh he's being mean!
*sobs in the corner*
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By (user no longer on site)
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C'est l'histoire d'un homme qui tombe d'un immeuble de cinquante étages. Le mec, au fur et à mesure de sa chute se répète sans cesse pour se rassurer : jusqu'ici tout va bien, jusqu'ici tout va bien, jusqu'ici tout va bien. Mais l'important c'est pas la chute, c'est l'atterrissage |
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"C'est l'histoire d'un homme qui tombe d'un immeuble de cinquante étages. Le mec, au fur et à mesure de sa chute se répète sans cesse pour se rassurer : jusqu'ici tout va bien, jusqu'ici tout va bien, jusqu'ici tout va bien. Mais l'important c'est pas la chute, c'est l'atterrissage"
Le train est vert  |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"C'est l'histoire d'un homme qui tombe d'un immeuble de cinquante étages. Le mec, au fur et à mesure de sa chute se répète sans cesse pour se rassurer : jusqu'ici tout va bien, jusqu'ici tout va bien, jusqu'ici tout va bien. Mais l'important c'est pas la chute, c'est l'atterrissage"
wee wee
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"C'est l'histoire d'un homme qui tombe d'un immeuble de cinquante étages. Le mec, au fur et à mesure de sa chute se répète sans cesse pour se rassurer : jusqu'ici tout va bien, jusqu'ici tout va bien, jusqu'ici tout va bien. Mais l'important c'est pas la chute, c'est l'atterrissage
Le train est vert "
Et l’anus est fripé |
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"C'est l'histoire d'un homme qui tombe d'un immeuble de cinquante étages. Le mec, au fur et à mesure de sa chute se répète sans cesse pour se rassurer : jusqu'ici tout va bien, jusqu'ici tout va bien, jusqu'ici tout va bien. Mais l'important c'est pas la chute, c'est l'atterrissagewee wee"
Vive le cul sec |
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"C'est l'histoire d'un homme qui tombe d'un immeuble de cinquante étages. Le mec, au fur et à mesure de sa chute se répète sans cesse pour se rassurer : jusqu'ici tout va bien, jusqu'ici tout va bien, jusqu'ici tout va bien. Mais l'important c'est pas la chute, c'est l'atterrissage
Le train est vert
Et l’anus est fripé"
C’est vrai mon petit ami |
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