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over a year ago
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"For the not so cool kids..to match n chat....
The cool kids are welcome of course, "
What makes someone cool these days, sure being uncool is better lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For the not so cool kids..to match n chat....
The cool kids are welcome of course,
What makes someone cool these days, sure being uncool is better lol"
Use of wax n candles  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the not so cool kids..to match n chat....
The cool kids are welcome of course,
What makes someone cool these days, sure being uncool is better lol
Use of wax n candles "
Ooooh is that so  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the not so cool kids..to match n chat....
The cool kids are welcome of course,
What makes someone cool these days, sure being uncool is better lol
Its sitting in the middle of the Bus "
Lol room for short ass |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For the not so cool kids..to match n chat....
The cool kids are welcome of course,
What makes someone cool these days, sure being uncool is better lol
Use of wax n candles
Ooooh is that so "
So my mum tells me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the not so cool kids..to match n chat....
The cool kids are welcome of course,
What makes someone cool these days, sure being uncool is better lol
Use of wax n candles
Ooooh is that so
So my mum tells me lol "
 lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For the not so cool kids..to match n chat....
The cool kids are welcome of course,
What makes someone cool these days, sure being uncool is better lol
Use of wax n candles
Ooooh is that so
So my mum tells me lol
lol "
 tbf I came up with that all by myself Nic  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"OP can I join please as I’m not cool but I am a total geek?
Geek - in what way?
(Just curious) 
I’m a total geek about loads of things. My tastes are eclectic. But I also love being a geek  "
Please join us on the geek table. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP can I join please as I’m not cool but I am a total geek? "
Now this I'm not so sure about, I'll talk the bouncers, you can come in if you promise to behave really disgracefully  |
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"OP can I join please as I’m not cool but I am a total geek?
Now this I'm not so sure about, I'll talk the bouncers, you can come in if you promise to behave really disgracefully "
I may have to admit I am also a total geek.
However, I can personally guarantee my behaviour will be absolutely disgraceful  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP can I join please as I’m not cool but I am a total geek?
Now this I'm not so sure about, I'll talk the bouncers, you can come in if you promise to behave really disgracefully
I may have to admit I am also a total geek.
However, I can personally guarantee my behaviour will be absolutely disgraceful "
Winning combination |
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"OP can I join please as I’m not cool but I am a total geek?
Now this I'm not so sure about, I'll talk the bouncers, you can come in if you promise to behave really disgracefully "
I can help with that |
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"OP can I join please as I’m not cool but I am a total geek?
Now this I'm not so sure about, I'll talk the bouncers, you can come in if you promise to behave really disgracefully "
Disgraceful you say? Well I think my particular brand of behaviour is anything but graceful but usually very very good |
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"OP can I join please as I’m not cool but I am a total geek?
Now this I'm not so sure about, I'll talk the bouncers, you can come in if you promise to behave really disgracefully
Disgraceful you say? Well I think my particular brand of behaviour is anything but graceful but usually very very good "
Oh,I think you have Amazing Grace. |
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"I've never been remotely cool. May I sit awkwardly in the corner and gaze at my shoes?
I’m cool enough for us both. Ice cold according to some
Excellent. I'm hot enough to melt you."
If you’re hot, shall I take your coat?  |
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"OP can I join please as I’m not cool but I am a total geek?
Now this I'm not so sure about, I'll talk the bouncers, you can come in if you promise to behave really disgracefully
Disgraceful you say? Well I think my particular brand of behaviour is anything but graceful but usually very very good
Oh,I think you have Amazing Grace."
Why thank you darling. I have the grace of a clumsy baby elephant but it is amazing in its clumsiness |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not in the least bit cool so pulls up a chair
Nicks her chair when she goes off to powder her nose .
Well I will just have to sit on your knee  "
Best offer received so far in 2023 ! Plant your pretty buns down here. |
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"Has there been a match yet lol
I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.
Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend
I’m just mentally matching myself "
No no no, match with meeeeeee |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Has there been a match yet lol
I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.
Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend "
No limits or quotas for matches on this thread tell your mate, like a uncool orgy |
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"Has there been a match yet lol
I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.
Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend
No limits or quotas for matches on this thread tell your mate, like a uncool orgy "
Oh an uncool orgy…. I’m in for that |
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"Has there been a match yet lol
I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.
Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend
I’m just mentally matching myself
No no no, match with meeeeeee "
Hello lovely. |
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"Has there been a match yet lol
I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.
Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend
I’m just mentally matching myself
Pick me! "
That’s a given xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Has there been a match yet lol
I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.
Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend
No limits or quotas for matches on this thread tell your mate, like a uncool orgy
Oh an uncool orgy…. I’m in for that "
Bring all your pals, more the merrier all welcome and included, no man or women left behind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sat here at this table for 6....
Where the heck are you all
Melrose and I are on our way (he says presumptuously)
Do I get a say in this "
Of course.. as long as its yes or I'll look daft  |
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"Has there been a match yet lol
I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.
Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend
I’m just mentally matching myself "
I’ve been having a bloody good match over here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm sat here at this table for 6....
Where the heck are you all
Melrose and I are on our way (he says presumptuously)
Do I get a say in this "
As long as you bring a snack |
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"Has there been a match yet lol
I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.
Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend
No limits or quotas for matches on this thread tell your mate, like a uncool orgy
Oh an uncool orgy…. I’m in for that
Bring all your pals, more the merrier all welcome and included, no man or women left behind "
Do you have room for the full harem? |
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"Has there been a match yet lol
I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.
Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend
I’m just mentally matching myself
I’ve been having a bloody good match over here "
I think autocorrect has changed something to *match* on your response |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Has there been a match yet lol
I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.
Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend
No limits or quotas for matches on this thread tell your mate, like a uncool orgy
Oh an uncool orgy…. I’m in for that
Bring all your pals, more the merrier all welcome and included, no man or women left behind
Do you have room for the full harem? "
Room is available |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sat here at this table for 6....
Where the heck are you all
Melrose and I are on our way (he says presumptuously)
Do I get a say in this
As long as you bring a snack "
I’m on a diet so as long as it’s a healthy snack |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm sat here at this table for 6....
Where the heck are you all
Melrose and I are on our way (he says presumptuously)
Do I get a say in this
As long as you bring a snack
I’m on a diet so as long as it’s a healthy snack "
Protein is good for diets |
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"Has there been a match yet lol
I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.
Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend
I’m just mentally matching myself
I’ve been having a bloody good match over here
I think autocorrect has changed something to *match* on your response "
Haha!! Fill in the blanks with whatever you think it should have said |
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"Has there been a match yet lol
I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.
Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend
I’m just mentally matching myself
No no no, match with meeeeeee
Hello lovely. "
Ohhh Misty, if only it were possible, geeks like me never stand a chance with sexy peeps like you
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sat here at this table for 6....
Where the heck are you all
Melrose and I are on our way (he says presumptuously)
Do I get a say in this
As long as you bring a snack
I’m on a diet so as long as it’s a healthy snack
Protein is good for diets "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm sat here at this table for 6....
Where the heck are you all
Melrose and I are on our way (he says presumptuously)
Do I get a say in this
As long as you bring a snack
I’m on a diet so as long as it’s a healthy snack
Protein is good for diets
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So the nutritionist told me, professional words not mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sat here at this table for 6....
Where the heck are you all
Melrose and I are on our way (he says presumptuously)
Do I get a say in this
As long as you bring a snack
I’m on a diet so as long as it’s a healthy snack
Protein is good for diets
So the nutritionist told me, professional words not mine "
I smell something in the air  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm sat here at this table for 6....
Where the heck are you all
Melrose and I are on our way (he says presumptuously)
Do I get a say in this
As long as you bring a snack
I’m on a diet so as long as it’s a healthy snack
Protein is good for diets
So the nutritionist told me, professional words not mine
I smell something in the air "
Well that's just Brum for ya, maybe it's from Jilabi's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not in the least bit cool so pulls up a chair
Nicks her chair when she goes off to powder her nose .
Well I will just have to sit on your knee
Best offer received so far in 2023 ! Plant your pretty buns down here. "
I hope you have strong knees |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sat here at this table for 6....
Where the heck are you all
Melrose and I are on our way (he says presumptuously)
Do I get a say in this
As long as you bring a snack
I’m on a diet so as long as it’s a healthy snack
Protein is good for diets
So the nutritionist told me, professional words not mine
I smell something in the air
Well that's just Brum for ya, maybe it's from Jilabi's "
That’s one place I’d never go to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm sat here at this table for 6....
Where the heck are you all
Melrose and I are on our way (he says presumptuously)
Do I get a say in this
As long as you bring a snack
I’m on a diet so as long as it’s a healthy snack
Protein is good for diets
So the nutritionist told me, professional words not mine
I smell something in the air
Well that's just Brum for ya, maybe it's from Jilabi's
That’s one place I’d never go to "
I'd never go again, the pigeon curry wasent like you get on the Soho Road |
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"Has there been a match yet lol
I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.
Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend
I’m just mentally matching myself
No no no, match with meeeeeee
Hello lovely.
Ohhh Misty, if only it were possible, geeks like me never stand a chance with sexy peeps like you
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What? I’m a geek!!! I’m about as sexy as a soggy football sock |
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You got your freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, JV jocks, Asian nerds, cool Asians, Varsity jocks unfriendly black hotties, girls who eat their feelings, girls who don’t eat anything, desperate wannabes, burnouts, sexually active band geeks,
the greatest people you will ever meet … and the worst. Beware of plastics. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You got your freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, JV jocks, Asian nerds, cool Asians, Varsity jocks unfriendly black hotties, girls who eat their feelings, girls who don’t eat anything, desperate wannabes, burnouts, sexually active band geeks,
the greatest people you will ever meet … and the worst. Beware of plastics."
Mean boy, i mean girls lol |
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"Has there been a match yet lol
I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.
Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend
I’m just mentally matching myself
No no no, match with meeeeeee
Hello lovely.
Ohhh Misty, if only it were possible, geeks like me never stand a chance with sexy peeps like you
What? I’m a geek!!! I’m about as sexy as a soggy football sock "
I've seen both your pictures, and I'm pretty happy to curl up between you and be the meat in your sandwich |
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God, we uncool kids are rubbish at matching,aren't we?
(Embarrassed moment as Elephantis realises that the silence is precisely because everyone else successfully paired off. He tiptoes quietly away, head hung in shame.) |
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