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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Reports that a business is doing very well making jewellery for clients with dried sperm turned into powder and mixed with clay or glass.
It's all over the news. Anyone on fab fancy a pearl necklace.. |
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I would like my jizz encased in some amber.
Then, in a few million years time, a scientist will extract my DNA and create an amusement park with lots of me’s running amok having escaped our electrified fence enclosure, whereby we shall snack on both goats and people alike with wild abandon  |
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"I would like my jizz encased in some amber.
Then, in a few million years time, a scientist will extract my DNA and create an amusement park with lots of me’s running amok having escaped our electrified fence enclosure, whereby we shall snack on both goats and people alike with wild abandon "
I'm sure Steven Spielberg will be along shortly to commission a film out of that! Could be a watch! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like my jizz encased in some amber.
Then, in a few million years time, a scientist will extract my DNA and create an amusement park with lots of me’s running amok having escaped our electrified fence enclosure, whereby we shall snack on both goats and people alike with wild abandon "
You are such a gift!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If anyone is ever mad enough to ask me to marry them again, I want a jizz engagement ring.
So if I ask you to marry me, I can jizz in your ring…is that correct?  "
Well, only if I say yes |
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