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So how do you guys all advertise in daily life you’re a swinger you know when you see the man woman that makes you instantly think hmm I wonder. Now yes we have all heard of the upside down pineapple (tried it in Tesco once no luck or recognition) but there must be some way. Now the only thing I’ve ever had was what I can only describe as the I wanna have you eyes by the odd lady but you can never be sure to act on it hey she might just have dodgy eyes .. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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I don't. I keep both separate.I would have zero interest in others knowing when I'm going about my day to day life.
I'm probably the worst swinger anyhow as just because I'm on here it doesn't mean I do random hook ups. Or think about sex 24/7. |
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"So how do you guys all advertise in daily life you’re a swinger you know when you see the man woman that makes you instantly think hmm I wonder. Now yes we have all heard of the upside down pineapple (tried it in Tesco once no luck or recognition) but there must be some way. Now the only thing I’ve ever had was what I can only describe as the I wanna have you eyes by the odd lady but you can never be sure to act on it hey she might just have dodgy eyes .. "
guessing you think about sex all day long  |
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I don't really care to carry a sign. I'm pretty blatant about being a fan of sex anyway, but I feel like marking myself out specifically as a swinger would make people fail to consider that just because I enjoy swinging doesn't mean I want to do it with them specifically.
Most times if I get to the point of wanting to fuck someone it's a lot easier to just say 'Hey, would you like to fuck?' |
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"Love the fact that you wore an upside down pineapple in Tesco once and are disappointed you didn't get a threesome out of it  "
I read it as he was stood in the supermarket isle holding a fresh pineapple upside down 
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Love the fact that you wore an upside down pineapple in Tesco once and are disappointed you didn't get a threesome out of it
I read it as he was stood in the supermarket isle holding a fresh pineapple upside down
Miss S x"
Ohhh haha
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Do you need to advertise it OP? I’m not sure walking through the high street with a placard saying “I’m a swinger” is going to lead to an instant shag 
I mean I could be wrong on that but I would find it highly unlikely  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I identify with fellow swingers at the park on the big swings
Seriously though no I'm not wearing a sandwich board or carrying a placard or wearing some obscure badge of a chameleon sat on a pineapple |
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"I identify with fellow swingers at the park on the big swings
Seriously though no I'm not wearing a sandwich board or carrying a placard or wearing some obscure badge of a chameleon sat on a pineapple "
The big swings....... Living life dangerously there |
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"I identify with fellow swingers at the park on the big swings
Seriously though no I'm not wearing a sandwich board or carrying a placard or wearing some obscure badge of a chameleon sat on a pineapple "
Don’t lie. I’ve seen the massive sign you carry around that says fancy a shag? |
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Pampass grass. I wear clothes made from pampass grass, drive a pampass grass car and living in a pampass grass house with a thatched, pampass grass roof.
Oh, and I nonchalantly chew a piece of pampass grass all the time. |
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"Love the fact that you wore an upside down pineapple in Tesco once and are disappointed you didn't get a threesome out of it
I read it as he was stood in the supermarket isle holding a fresh pineapple upside down
Miss S x"
Love this image |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I identify with fellow swingers at the park on the big swings
Seriously though no I'm not wearing a sandwich board or carrying a placard or wearing some obscure badge of a chameleon sat on a pineapple
Don’t lie. I’ve seen the massive sign you carry around that says fancy a shag? "
That's a total lie you fibber |
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"Pampass grass. I wear clothes made from pampass grass, drive a pampass grass car and living in a pampass grass house with a thatched, pampass grass roof.
Oh, and I nonchalantly chew a piece of pampass grass all the time."
But do you swallow the pampass grass? |
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"So how do you guys all advertise in daily life you’re a swinger you know when you see the man woman that makes you instantly think hmm I wonder. Now yes we have all heard of the upside down pineapple (tried it in Tesco once no luck or recognition) but there must be some way. Now the only thing I’ve ever had was what I can only describe as the I wanna have you eyes by the odd lady but you can never be sure to act on it hey she might just have dodgy eyes .. "
Given the level of unasked for attention most couples and females get on here, what makes you think advertising outside is a priority for us?!
For us, if we see someone in the real world who we fancy, we introduce ourselves and see what happens.
Wearing a 'secret sign' would just mean that all the people who sign up on here who don't understand preference and boundaries would say hello to us in public too.
It does make me think though...... |
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"So how do you guys all advertise in daily life you’re a swinger you know when you see the man woman that makes you instantly think hmm I wonder. Now yes we have all heard of the upside down pineapple (tried it in Tesco once no luck or recognition) but there must be some way. Now the only thing I’ve ever had was what I can only describe as the I wanna have you eyes by the odd lady but you can never be sure to act on it hey she might just have dodgy eyes ..
Given the level of unasked for attention most couples and females get on here, what makes you think advertising outside is a priority for us?!
For us, if we see someone in the real world who we fancy, we introduce ourselves and see what happens.
Wearing a 'secret sign' would just mean that all the people who sign up on here who don't understand preference and boundaries would say hello to us in public too.
It does make me think though......"
What if in the outside world, all reactions were the same as on FAB?... Single Fs walking down the street with crowds of Ms flocking along saying hi and showing off their cocks |
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"We don’t. Or do we and I’m missing something?
I’d be horrified if someone approached me in Tesco because of the random placement of my pineapple in my shopping cart."
People have approached us in a 'normal' environment. It's awkward and in our case unwelcome |
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"I don't, private life is private, why I'd want to advertise I'm a swinger while out with my kids & home is beyond me.
Mrs "
Absolutely this...nice to have a nice naughty secret...we d hate for our regular friends to know and if our children rumbled us..Well I don't quite know what we d do...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was watching a TV show recently and in the annoying neighbours house they had a picture of an upside down pineapple hanging on the wall. I was quite chuffed I got the joke - thanks Fab ! |
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"Love the fact that you wore an upside down pineapple in Tesco once and are disappointed you didn't get a threesome out of it
I read it as he was stood in the supermarket isle holding a fresh pineapple upside down
Miss S x"
Or was it tinned..?
The mystery deepens.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't need to advertise. I keep getting offers of sex from desperate men without trying.
Is that swinging tho ?? Just asking .... "
You don't know what I do with them...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Love the fact that you wore an upside down pineapple in Tesco once and are disappointed you didn't get a threesome out of it
I read it as he was stood in the supermarket isle holding a fresh pineapple upside down
Miss S x
Or was it tinned..?
The mystery deepens.. "
Yeah but the whole thing of the pineapple being upside down, don't know if the tinned pineapple has the same effect
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Love the fact that you wore an upside down pineapple in Tesco once and are disappointed you didn't get a threesome out of it
I read it as he was stood in the supermarket isle holding a fresh pineapple upside down
Miss S x
Love this image "
It tickled me too writing it
Miss S x |
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"So how do you guys all advertise in daily life you’re a swinger you know when you see the man woman that makes you instantly think hmm I wonder. Now yes we have all heard of the upside down pineapple (tried it in Tesco once no luck or recognition) but there must be some way. Now the only thing I’ve ever had was what I can only describe as the I wanna have you eyes by the odd lady but you can never be sure to act on it hey she might just have dodgy eyes ..
Given the level of unasked for attention most couples and females get on here, what makes you think advertising outside is a priority for us?!
For us, if we see someone in the real world who we fancy, we introduce ourselves and see what happens.
Wearing a 'secret sign' would just mean that all the people who sign up on here who don't understand preference and boundaries would say hello to us in public too.
It does make me think though......
What if in the outside world, all reactions were the same as on FAB?... Single Fs walking down the street with crowds of Ms flocking along saying hi and showing off their cocks "
Doing the helicopter
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"Love the fact that you wore an upside down pineapple in Tesco once and are disappointed you didn't get a threesome out of it
I read it as he was stood in the supermarket isle holding a fresh pineapple upside down
Miss S x
Or was it tinned..?
The mystery deepens.. "
Sam you got me tinned with whipped cream and brown sugar with a cherry placed on top |
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People need to stop confusing real life and FAB life.
What would wearing something to symbolise we are swingers do?! Does that mean every swinger comes over and talks to us or tries to fuck us? 
When we are shopping, having sex with someone is the last thing on our mind!
When we are in a sex club that’s when we are happy being approached by someone to talk to and discuss sex.
K
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"People need to stop confusing real life and FAB life.
What would wearing something to symbolise we are swingers do?! Does that mean every swinger comes over and talks to us or tries to fuck us?
When we are shopping, having sex with someone is the last thing on our mind!
When we are in a sex club that’s when we are happy being approached by someone to talk to and discuss sex.
K
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Really well put I was looking for the words to say exactly the same.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People need to stop confusing real life and FAB life.
What would wearing something to symbolise we are swingers do?! Does that mean every swinger comes over and talks to us or tries to fuck us?
When we are shopping, having sex with someone is the last thing on our mind!
When we are in a sex club that’s when we are happy being approached by someone to talk to and discuss sex.
K
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll go halves with someone on a billboard?
Failing that I might go old school and get a card put in a newsagent’s window
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Oh go on then you convinced me
Might as well write our "bio" in fine print seen as that's how it gets treated on here anyway
Miss S x |
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