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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
I shared a shower with my husband an hour ago, and in between kissing, washing and groping me, he told me my breasts were supple. This was apparently a compliment.
Is that a word you would use? Would you be happy to be described thus? Have you had other suspect words used for you in attempted flattery? |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"What does supple breast mean?
adj. 1 bending easily without damage.
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He also said they were soft if that helps.
I think it makes me sound like a leather saddle on a horse. Maybe he just wants to wrap his thighs around me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely a compliment, like firm, but also soft. It's a very tactile word as well, like you wouldn't look at someone's breasts and call them that. It would only be after a nice grope! |
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"What does supple breast mean?
adj. 1 bending easily without damage.
He also said they were soft if that helps.
I think it makes me sound like a leather saddle on a horse. Maybe he just wants to wrap his thighs around me "
You have world class bangers xx. Did he say that??? Red card - out the shower hubby - in comes Todger with his world class comparison…. Todgers todger is getting a prize!!! |
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"Are you sure they weren’t in his mouth and he was actually saying ‘trouble’ ?
I can confirm they were in his hands, not his mouth, at the time "
Like you, if my partner had mine in his mouth he wouldn't be able talk xx |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"You have world class bangers xx. Did he say that??? Red card - out the shower hubby - in comes Todger with his world class comparison…. Todgers todger is getting a prize!!! "
I don't think anyone's ever told me I have world class bangers before
What sort of prize do you want? |
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"You have world class bangers xx. Did he say that??? Red card - out the shower hubby - in comes Todger with his world class comparison…. Todgers todger is getting a prize!!!
I don't think anyone's ever told me I have world class bangers before
What sort of prize do you want? "
Would you mind if we discuss that while im balls deep in you at all??? Much easier in person xx |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"You have world class bangers xx. Did he say that??? Red card - out the shower hubby - in comes Todger with his world class comparison…. Todgers todger is getting a prize!!!
I don't think anyone's ever told me I have world class bangers before
What sort of prize do you want?
Would you mind if we discuss that while im balls deep in you at all??? Much easier in person xx "
You must have marvellous stamina to be able to have deep discussions at the same time as deep powerful sex. No wonder you're known as the sex god of the clique |
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A long time ago, J and I were lying in bed lamenting that it wasn't possible to have lazy, side lying sex while facing each other, rather than in spoons position. I was trying to say that her feminine curves meant that our bits were out of alignment.
What I actually said was, "it's because your hips are considerably wider than mine"
Funnily enough this didn't go down too well, and I have never been allowed to forget it. |
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"You have world class bangers xx. Did he say that??? Red card - out the shower hubby - in comes Todger with his world class comparison…. Todgers todger is getting a prize!!!
I don't think anyone's ever told me I have world class bangers before
What sort of prize do you want?
Would you mind if we discuss that while im balls deep in you at all??? Much easier in person xx
You must have marvellous stamina to be able to have deep discussions at the same time as deep powerful sex. No wonder you're known as the sex god of the clique "
Am I!!! ? Er I am yes… my prowess is legendary… and im the sex god of the entire clique.. a clique so secret I didn’t even know i was in it!! If id known - I would have refused to be in any clique that would have me!! Here’s an idea lets get balls deep and see where we go from there - with regards to negotiating prizes!! |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"You have world class bangers xx. Did he say that??? Red card - out the shower hubby - in comes Todger with his world class comparison…. Todgers todger is getting a prize!!!
I don't think anyone's ever told me I have world class bangers before
What sort of prize do you want? "
I’m fairly certain that I did tell you that. It might have been a different word than bangers though. Was that the key point?
Why are boobs called bangers? |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"You have world class bangers xx. Did he say that??? Red card - out the shower hubby - in comes Todger with his world class comparison…. Todgers todger is getting a prize!!!
I don't think anyone's ever told me I have world class bangers before
What sort of prize do you want?
I’m fairly certain that I did tell you that. It might have been a different word than bangers though. Was that the key point?
Why are boobs called bangers? "
I was too busy having orgasms to remember everything you said |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"You have world class bangers xx. Did he say that??? Red card - out the shower hubby - in comes Todger with his world class comparison…. Todgers todger is getting a prize!!!
I don't think anyone's ever told me I have world class bangers before
What sort of prize do you want?
I’m fairly certain that I did tell you that. It might have been a different word than bangers though. Was that the key point?
Why are boobs called bangers?
I was too busy having orgasms to remember everything you said "
Was that during Legally Blonde 2? |
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"You have world class bangers xx. Did he say that??? Red card - out the shower hubby - in comes Todger with his world class comparison…. Todgers todger is getting a prize!!!
I don't think anyone's ever told me I have world class bangers before
What sort of prize do you want?
I’m fairly certain that I did tell you that. It might have been a different word than bangers though. Was that the key point?
Why are boobs called bangers?
I was too busy having orgasms to remember everything you said
Was that during Legally Blonde 2? "
Objection - leading the witness!!! |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"You have world class bangers xx. Did he say that??? Red card - out the shower hubby - in comes Todger with his world class comparison…. Todgers todger is getting a prize!!!
I don't think anyone's ever told me I have world class bangers before
What sort of prize do you want?
I’m fairly certain that I did tell you that. It might have been a different word than bangers though. Was that the key point?
Why are boobs called bangers?
I was too busy having orgasms to remember everything you said
Was that during Legally Blonde 2? "
Just after. A bit before you bumped your head on the doorframe and I had to lead you up to bed for a lie down |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"You have world class bangers xx. Did he say that??? Red card - out the shower hubby - in comes Todger with his world class comparison…. Todgers todger is getting a prize!!!
I don't think anyone's ever told me I have world class bangers before
What sort of prize do you want?
I’m fairly certain that I did tell you that. It might have been a different word than bangers though. Was that the key point?
Why are boobs called bangers?
I was too busy having orgasms to remember everything you said
Was that during Legally Blonde 2?
Just after. A bit before you bumped your head on the doorframe and I had to lead you up to bed for a lie down"
I don’t remember that, probably concussion. What happened after? |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"A long time ago, J and I were lying in bed lamenting that it wasn't possible to have lazy, side lying sex while facing each other, rather than in spoons position. I was trying to say that her feminine curves meant that our bits were out of alignment.
What I actually said was, "it's because your hips are considerably wider than mine"
Funnily enough this didn't go down too well, and I have never been allowed to forget it. "
I can just imagine you being reminded of that every so often. "Do the dishes? Sorry, I can't get close enough to the sink with these wide hips" |
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