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over a year ago
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"Just how common is an unfortunately timed love puff ? Asking for a friend.... "
It's not uncommon.
When it's more than just a puff it's not so good. Answering for a friend |
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"Just laugh it off and carry on, well that's if you can stop laughing long enough to carry on  "
Have had it happen, the person I'm with laughing squeezed/pushed me out of them. Which was funny itself. |
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"Just laugh it off and carry on, well that's if you can stop laughing long enough to carry on
Have had it happen, the person I'm with laughing squeezed/pushed me out of them. Which was funny itself. "
Yep, I think all play would stop after that until I/they could gain some composer back. The only problem is I would look at them and just start laughing again  |
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"Just laugh it off and carry on, well that's if you can stop laughing long enough to carry on
Have had it happen, the person I'm with laughing squeezed/pushed me out of them. Which was funny itself.
Yep, I think all play would stop after that until I/they could gain some composer back. The only problem is I would look at them and just start laughing again "
It's normally a good point for a breather |
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Reminded me of a drawing I've seen today.. Three relationship milestones to get through - first fart, first family meet and first trip to IKEA 
Happens. Human thing. Especially in awkward double bended positions
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"Comes in handy when he's taking too long at oral.
Keeps on telling me he can breathe through his ears. So with that logic, the smell shouldn't bother him."
I love you a little |
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"Comes in handy when he's taking too long at oral.
Keeps on telling me he can breathe through his ears. So with that logic, the smell shouldn't bother him."
A woman after my own heart |
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I was in a couples room at a club with my FWB and there was another couple alongside us playing. The lady of the pair, let several trumps off in quick succession, every time one emerged she’d squeal “ oh god sorry”…. By the time she’d let off for the 6th time, we were all in hysterics and none of us could carry on because we were laughing too much! |
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"I was in a couples room at a club with my FWB and there was another couple alongside us playing. The lady of the pair, let several trumps off in quick succession, every time one emerged she’d squeal “ oh god sorry”…. By the time she’d let off for the 6th time, we were all in hysterics and none of us could carry on because we were laughing too much! "
Brilliant, if you can't have a laugh during sex when can you |
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I always poop before sex and do an enema to ensure clean passage which helps me from the feeling of not having to let one rip.
It's also a good idea to avoid fart trigger foods that you know make you gassy, such as onions, broccoli, brussel sprouts and wheat, in the hours before planning to play. Sip liquids slowly since gulping them down can cause you to take in excess air. Avoiding carbonated drinks too, because the bubbles can lead to flatulence.
Sex involves all sorts of sounds: grunts, moans, squeaks, squeals, slaps, smacks and yep, even farts. Simply roll with the flow and not worry about it.
Hell, I've even had some request I sit on their face and fart out cumcocktail bubbles so they can indulge in cleaning out my hole.
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"I was in a couples room at a club with my FWB and there was another couple alongside us playing. The lady of the pair, let several trumps off in quick succession, every time one emerged she’d squeal “ oh god sorry”…. By the time she’d let off for the 6th time, we were all in hysterics and none of us could carry on because we were laughing too much!
Brilliant, if you can't have a laugh during sex when can you"
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Blimey - I think I’d be absolutely mortified if I inadvertently let rip during the act.
I’d of course immediately blame it on my dog as is customary in all impromptu wind scenarios (even if she was presently nowhere on the scene) |
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