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Its Traceys lunch time choices
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know what to do pick one of the following
LENINGRAD STEAMER
NIGERIAN HURRICAN
You all have a nice day now  "
Wow. Just wow. The first one is eating i suppose but What's the calorie content though in it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"These choices are a bit "shite" now, aren't they?!
But which one is the question
Pass. Hard pass.
Sounds like a bad case of constipation. In which case neither choice is right for you  "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I googled....
If I had to pick it would be the hurricane.
Then a lifetime of shame.
Can I interest you in a Panamanian Petting Zoo?"
That was a choice last week ?? |
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"I googled....
If I had to pick it would be the hurricane.
Then a lifetime of shame.
Can I interest you in a Panamanian Petting Zoo?
That was a choice last week ?? "
So which one of us is going to be on the recieving end? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I googled....
If I had to pick it would be the hurricane.
Then a lifetime of shame.
Can I interest you in a Panamanian Petting Zoo?
That was a choice last week ??
So which one of us is going to be on the recieving end?"
Oh I’d never be the recipient of any of my lunchtime choices |
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"I googled....
If I had to pick it would be the hurricane.
Then a lifetime of shame.
Can I interest you in a Panamanian Petting Zoo?
That was a choice last week ??
So which one of us is going to be on the recieving end?
Oh I’d never be the recipient of any of my lunchtime choices "
Not even an Alabama Hot Pocket? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know what to do pick one of the following
LENINGRAD STEAMER
NIGERIAN HURRICAN
You all have a nice day now "
Traceyt, I won’t Google them. I won’t. You can’t make me. And with that in mind, I choose the Nigerian Hurricane. Cringe.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know what to do pick one of the following
LENINGRAD STEAMER
NIGERIAN HURRICAN
You all have a nice day now
Traceyt, I won’t Google them. I won’t. You can’t make me. And with that in mind, I choose the Nigerian Hurricane. Cringe.
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Just for you beautiful lady
A sexual act in which a man poops, puts it in a blender, and then proceeds to rub his body with it. After this the man must quickly jump on his sex partner, attempting to cover them in as much of the feces as he can while also using anal penetration. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know what to do pick one of the following
LENINGRAD STEAMER
NIGERIAN HURRICAN
You all have a nice day now
Traceyt, I won’t Google them. I won’t. You can’t make me. And with that in mind, I choose the Nigerian Hurricane. Cringe.
Just for you beautiful lady
A sexual act in which a man poops, puts it in a blender, and then proceeds to rub his body with it. After this the man must quickly jump on his sex partner, attempting to cover them in as much of the feces as he can while also using anal penetration."
Good grief |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know what to do pick one of the following
LENINGRAD STEAMER
NIGERIAN HURRICAN
You all have a nice day now
Traceyt, I won’t Google them. I won’t. You can’t make me. And with that in mind, I choose the Nigerian Hurricane. Cringe.
Just for you beautiful lady
A sexual act in which a man poops, puts it in a blender, and then proceeds to rub his body with it. After this the man must quickly jump on his sex partner, attempting to cover them in as much of the feces as he can while also using anal penetration.
Good grief "
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"You know what to do pick one of the following
LENINGRAD STEAMER
NIGERIAN HURRICAN
You all have a nice day now
Traceyt, I won’t Google them. I won’t. You can’t make me. And with that in mind, I choose the Nigerian Hurricane. Cringe.
Just for you beautiful lady
A sexual act in which a man poops, puts it in a blender, and then proceeds to rub his body with it. After this the man must quickly jump on his sex partner, attempting to cover them in as much of the feces as he can while also using anal penetration.
Good grief "
Jeez for a second i thought it would be something weird!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You know what to do pick one of the following
LENINGRAD STEAMER
NIGERIAN HURRICAN
You all have a nice day now
Traceyt, I won’t Google them. I won’t. You can’t make me. And with that in mind, I choose the Nigerian Hurricane. Cringe.
Just for you beautiful lady
A sexual act in which a man poops, puts it in a blender, and then proceeds to rub his body with it. After this the man must quickly jump on his sex partner, attempting to cover them in as much of the feces as he can while also using anal penetration.
Good grief
Jeez for a second i thought it would be something weird!! "
Just for fairness the other is
When one individual defecates upon another two (2) individuals, who are duct-taped together, whilst the two (2) individuals are naked and engaging in penetrative intercourse. The defecating individual then proceeded to rub his or her face in the defecated material, orally licking it clean. In order to apply, the defecation must contact the outer labia of the female reproductive anatomy and the urethra of the male reproductive system. |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
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This has to be made up! They can't be real things, just a collection of words with the most abstract act attached to it just so you can show your mates what you found on urban dictionary? |
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"You know what to do pick one of the following
LENINGRAD STEAMER
NIGERIAN HURRICAN
You all have a nice day now
Traceyt, I won’t Google them. I won’t. You can’t make me. And with that in mind, I choose the Nigerian Hurricane. Cringe.
Just for you beautiful lady
A sexual act in which a man poops, puts it in a blender, and then proceeds to rub his body with it. After this the man must quickly jump on his sex partner, attempting to cover them in as much of the feces as he can while also using anal penetration.
Good grief
Jeez for a second i thought it would be something weird!!
Just for fairness the other is
When one individual defecates upon another two (2) individuals, who are duct-taped together, whilst the two (2) individuals are naked and engaging in penetrative intercourse. The defecating individual then proceeded to rub his or her face in the defecated material, orally licking it clean. In order to apply, the defecation must contact the outer labia of the female reproductive anatomy and the urethra of the male reproductive system."
While listening to Steve Wrights Sunday Love songs?? Or would that be weird? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know what to do pick one of the following
LENINGRAD STEAMER
NIGERIAN HURRICAN
You all have a nice day now
Traceyt, I won’t Google them. I won’t. You can’t make me. And with that in mind, I choose the Nigerian Hurricane. Cringe.
Just for you beautiful lady
A sexual act in which a man poops, puts it in a blender, and then proceeds to rub his body with it. After this the man must quickly jump on his sex partner, attempting to cover them in as much of the feces as he can while also using anal penetration.
Good grief
Jeez for a second i thought it would be something weird!!
Just for fairness the other is
When one individual defecates upon another two (2) individuals, who are duct-taped together, whilst the two (2) individuals are naked and engaging in penetrative intercourse. The defecating individual then proceeded to rub his or her face in the defecated material, orally licking it clean. In order to apply, the defecation must contact the outer labia of the female reproductive anatomy and the urethra of the male reproductive system.
While listening to Steve Wrights Sunday Love songs?? Or would that be weird? "
yes thats too weird |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know what to do pick one of the following
LENINGRAD STEAMER
NIGERIAN HURRICAN
You all have a nice day now
Traceyt, I won’t Google them. I won’t. You can’t make me. And with that in mind, I choose the Nigerian Hurricane. Cringe.
Just for you beautiful lady
A sexual act in which a man poops, puts it in a blender, and then proceeds to rub his body with it. After this the man must quickly jump on his sex partner, attempting to cover them in as much of the feces as he can while also using anal penetration.
Good grief
Jeez for a second i thought it would be something weird!!
Just for fairness the other is
When one individual defecates upon another two (2) individuals, who are duct-taped together, whilst the two (2) individuals are naked and engaging in penetrative intercourse. The defecating individual then proceeded to rub his or her face in the defecated material, orally licking it clean. In order to apply, the defecation must contact the outer labia of the female reproductive anatomy and the urethra of the male reproductive system."
Amazingly, I think I took the lesser of two evils there. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘Shit sex’
*Just to be clear, I am not interested in sex that involves defecation. It pains me that I need to add that disclaimer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know what to do pick one of the following
LENINGRAD STEAMER
NIGERIAN HURRICAN
You all have a nice day now
Traceyt, I won’t Google them. I won’t. You can’t make me. And with that in mind, I choose the Nigerian Hurricane. Cringe.
Just for you beautiful lady
A sexual act in which a man poops, puts it in a blender, and then proceeds to rub his body with it. After this the man must quickly jump on his sex partner, attempting to cover them in as much of the feces as he can while also using anal penetration.
Good grief
Jeez for a second i thought it would be something weird!!
Just for fairness the other is
When one individual defecates upon another two (2) individuals, who are duct-taped together, whilst the two (2) individuals are naked and engaging in penetrative intercourse. The defecating individual then proceeded to rub his or her face in the defecated material, orally licking it clean. In order to apply, the defecation must contact the outer labia of the female reproductive anatomy and the urethra of the male reproductive system.
Amazingly, I think I took the lesser of two evils there. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘Shit sex’
*Just to be clear, I am not interested in sex that involves defecation. It pains me that I need to add that disclaimer "
To add to your disclaimer I have not done nor am I interested in any of the said shit sex acts |
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"You know what to do pick one of the following
LENINGRAD STEAMER
NIGERIAN HURRICAN
You all have a nice day now
Traceyt, I won’t Google them. I won’t. You can’t make me. And with that in mind, I choose the Nigerian Hurricane. Cringe.
Just for you beautiful lady
A sexual act in which a man poops, puts it in a blender, and then proceeds to rub his body with it. After this the man must quickly jump on his sex partner, attempting to cover them in as much of the feces as he can while also using anal penetration.
Good grief
Jeez for a second i thought it would be something weird!!
Just for fairness the other is
When one individual defecates upon another two (2) individuals, who are duct-taped together, whilst the two (2) individuals are naked and engaging in penetrative intercourse. The defecating individual then proceeded to rub his or her face in the defecated material, orally licking it clean. In order to apply, the defecation must contact the outer labia of the female reproductive anatomy and the urethra of the male reproductive system.
Amazingly, I think I took the lesser of two evils there. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘Shit sex’
*Just to be clear, I am not interested in sex that involves defecation. It pains me that I need to add that disclaimer "
Would you consider sex with no poo or pee that did include steve Wrights Sunday Love songs and breakfast in bed?  |
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