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By *ovelybum OP   Couple  over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

1. Need a hug

2. Need a job

3. Need a better job

4. Just passing through, nothing to look at

5. Can make ends meet

6. Paycheck to paycheck

7. Working two jobs to support lifestyle, but can survive on one

8. Comfy

9. Portfolio looking good

10. I'm rich

11..............

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

....... says I'm spent up.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My bank sends me text message to tell me my balance every month. I could do without the LOL at the end of it

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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I must have money, I still have cheques left

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Mine is quite blunt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's always too much month left at the end of my money

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

11. Don't be nosy

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By *uckknowsMan  over a year ago

here

I work very hard

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

My statements come with begging letters....

from the bank manager, asking me to leave the bank.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My tax bill arrived Saturday so not too happy at the moment.

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By *ackandkateCouple  over a year ago

Truro

Mine says I'm considerably richer than yo

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By *am123Man  over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"There's always too much month left at the end of my money "
lol no tht

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My statements come with begging letters....

from the bank manager, asking me to leave the bank. "

we in the same bank then???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I get paid a lot............ also spend a lot lol

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By *am123Man  over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"Mine says I'm considerably richer than yo "
im out (dragons den)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm tight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine says whatever M's does, what's his is mine, what's mine is mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Loads of money!!!

We wish ha ha

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By *els_BellsWoman  over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Mine says I need a job.

But at least it appears in a lovely shade of red

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By *amslam1000Man  over a year ago

willenhall

the ex wife was +10%

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she spent 10% more than i earnt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/12/12 18:54:45]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

it says thers a num 36 bus going pass your house in a few mins ,,be under it

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By *ovelybum OP   Couple  over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"Mine says whatever M's does, what's his is mine, what's mine is mine "

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By *am123Man  over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"it says thers a num 36 bus going pass your house in a few mins ,,be under it "
some of u guys do make me chuckle good post

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

10 im rich! But rich on life not pounds, shillings and pence

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fill me up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can buy what I need, when I want to....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Single mum with no support off ex's ... in need of a millionaire

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ermmm its not saying much at the moment...

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By *ustyAngelWoman  over a year ago

gloucester

1 + 3

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By *eaboMan  over a year ago

marden

mine serves as a regular reminder that i'm skint.

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple  over a year ago

Boldon

my bank balance tells me I desperately need a job NOW!!!!!!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Mine says ive been a good girl this year and saved some pennies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My bank manager is really impressed with me. he keeps sending me letters saying everything is 'outstanding'

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Couple of years ago I received this analysis of my bank accounts from Natwest...it included a list of where I spent the most money on my card...Tesco was number 1 followed by Bargain Booze Funnily enough, haven't had one since, reckon they may have had complaints on the QT that no-one wanted that sort of analysis

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I got a new wallet as a present for Christmas and spent a happy 10 minutes transferring stuff from the old one to the new one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine says I've done bloody well to have as much as I have after Xmas

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

11.... you've done too much voluntary work this year.

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By *ll-Knight-longMan  over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

I must be paying to keep that black horse in stable & food bills......... & even our dog doesn't like our bank as he goes barking mad every time he sees that horse on TV

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By *ussypussWoman  over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

Wish it said 10 or 11 but the reality is a combination of 1, 2, 4 & 5

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By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter

Smiles .. think I will shut up..

101 = im lucky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It says I have kids and they are bleeding me dry

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By *arambarMan  over a year ago

swindon

Mine says no matter how much I earn I still seem to spend it. My salary increases but so do my expenses

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Mine says give me a bloody rest for a while ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It says I haven't got as much money as I think I have

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It says I haven't got as much money as I think I have "

Well jumping gas men and then getting stuck with legal bills won't help

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It says I haven't got as much money as I think I have

Well jumping gas men and then getting stuck with legal bills won't help "

Ha ha hit me we a £318 bill, glad my landlord is paying

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By *weet DevilMan  over a year ago

dukinfield

champagne taste but lemonade money

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

1. Need a hug

2. Need a job

3. Need a better job

4. Just passing through, nothing to look at

5. Can make ends meet

6. Paycheck to paycheck

7. Working two jobs to support lifestyle, but can survive on one

8. Comfy

9. Portfolio looking good

10. I'm rich

11..............

"

11 ? im skint lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It says I have kids and they are bleeding me dry "

Amen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

10 im rich.

but thats only because i spend only what i need.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I haven't been paid when I am supposed to have been from two jobs ........ wtf

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By *lternative VikingMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham

It says that I am successful......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

11 Stop going past your overdraft limit, the bank doesn't have enough funds to support it

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By *ir and ElieCouple  over a year ago

oldbury

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By *aceytopWoman  over a year ago

from a town near you

mine says ,is your name Oliver twist

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By *xpresMan  over a year ago

Elland

Fuck all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I get lovely letters from mine telling me £8 is going to them coz I overspent by £7 and they would not honour it happy new year Mr Bank Manager

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mines saying i need a better job .... or at least one that pays more !!

could save £200 a month if i got a job locally

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Has more money than brains.

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By *coobyroo218Couple  over a year ago

Guernsey

Mine says i am comfy just how i like it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

10. I'm rich....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not opening my statement until the tranquilisers have kicked in

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I get paid a lot............ also spend a lot lol "
. How much is that then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine says I'm considerably richer than yo "
. Doubt it, lol!

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By *ssexguy69Man  over a year ago

thurrock Essex

mine says im skint

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I get lovely letters from mine telling me £8 is going to them coz I overspent by £7 and they would not honour it happy new year Mr Bank Manager "
. Maybe you should spend less! On a serious financial note, maybe worth getting a credit card, works out less cost than incurring unauthorised overdraft charges.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

1. Need a hug

2. Need a job

3. Need a better job

4. Just passing through, nothing to look at

5. Can make ends meet

6. Paycheck to paycheck

7. Working two jobs to support lifestyle, but can survive on one

8. Comfy

9. Portfolio looking good

10. I'm rich

11..............

"

mine says need to stop buying shoes

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By *nnyMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I get lovely letters from mine telling me £8 is going to them coz I overspent by £7 and they would not honour it happy new year Mr Bank Manager . Maybe you should spend less! On a serious financial note, maybe worth getting a credit card, works out less cost than incurring unauthorised overdraft charges. "

.... or get a bigger overdraft.

If you owe your bank a little bit of moeny and can't pay - you have a problem.

If you owe your bank a lot of money and can't pay - they have the problem

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By *xcumMan  over a year ago

kidderminster

Mine says fat fucker, take aways and far to many meals out, this is me naked on a side view Q

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Says I'm skint and I should go back to work tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ermmm its not saying much at the moment... "

Mine is quiet too...shocked silence I think!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

mine says need to stop buying shoes "

you can never buy enough shoes, don't listen to them

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London


"it says thers a num 36 bus going pass your house in a few mins ,,be under it "

I know I shouldn't...but that made me

Mine says spend me as you can't take it with you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine says surely a divorce would be cheaper.....

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By *outhernchappieMan  over a year ago

brighton

mine says im doing alright, no red ink

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By *ubybabyCouple  over a year ago

lincoln ish

mine says im skint

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

well the bank manager actually smiles at me for a change now.....

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