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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hey! So who here douches if they're about to get pounded up the anal?! Or do you just ensure you are as clean as possible via the power of the shower?
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"I use my garden hose and a bottle of fairy liquid and haven’t had any complaints so far. "
Try one of those brushes shaped like a toilet brush that attaches to a hose. Much better results I can imagine. |
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"Bought one of those kits with the hot-water bottle and tubing adapter thingy.
Easy, clean to use, and allows for great play afterwards.
Just be VERY Careful on the temperature of the water!  "
^^ this is the voice of experience  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So glad this thread exists. The internet was incomplete until this
Lmao.
Whatever are we going to do now. "
Reluctantly might have to start talking to people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I watched a documentary where people were in an alpine spa. Part of the therapies were getting a series of coffee enemas.....
The 'plaques' they flushed out were disturbing.
But seriously, there are warnings about eradicating your natural bio flora if you do it too much.
Poop transplant anyone? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you're brave enough to enter my arsehole then you should be brave enough to deal with the fall out. Literally.
Douching is for pussies."
Nooo.. what about natural pussy flora?! Leave them alone too. |
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"If you're brave enough to enter my arsehole then you should be brave enough to deal with the fall out. Literally.
Douching is for pussies.
Nooo.. what about natural pussy flora?! Leave them alone too. "
I meant only silly folk ram appliances up their arse to clean it out. Bit of sweet corn never hurt anyone.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you're brave enough to enter my arsehole then you should be brave enough to deal with the fall out. Literally.
Douching is for pussies.
Nooo.. what about natural pussy flora?! Leave them alone too.
I meant only silly folk ram appliances up their arse to clean it out. Bit of sweet corn never hurt anyone.
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I got you first time :D
Also, always dreamt of having been rammed with a corn on the cob too. What a reminder. Star ! |
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"What I wonder is what people did before douching was a thing... Did people just accept the shit?"
If you look after your diet and listen to your body it will usually warn you when there's a risk of conditions being less than ideal up there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have to be honest, I've never properly douched. I mean, I always give my asshole a triple clean every single day, but I never insert water and give my rectum walls a good jet wash.
Am I fucking gross? Yeah, probably. But if you are sticking it up my shitter then I really hope you're not afraid of a bit of shit. I've had anal plenty of times and there has never been an issue, a smell or a dollop of shit in sight. I wouldn't do it if I had a runny asshole, or if I was expecting my shit of the day. Or if I had chicken korma for dinner.
You've got to be brave I suppose. 
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"I have to be honest, I've never properly douched. I mean, I always give my asshole a triple clean every single day, but I never insert water and give my rectum walls a good jet wash.
Am I fucking gross? Yeah, probably. But if you are sticking it up my shitter then I really hope you're not afraid of a bit of shit. I've had anal plenty of times and there has never been an issue, a smell or a dollop of shit in sight. I wouldn't do it if I had a runny asshole, or if I was expecting my shit of the day. Or if I had chicken korma for dinner.
You've got to be brave I suppose.
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You might be lucky in your anal endeavours so far, a good friend of mine loves telling the story of a girl that shit in his bed when they were having anal sex... it does happen. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have to be honest, I've never properly douched. I mean, I always give my asshole a triple clean every single day, but I never insert water and give my rectum walls a good jet wash.
Am I fucking gross? Yeah, probably. But if you are sticking it up my shitter then I really hope you're not afraid of a bit of shit. I've had anal plenty of times and there has never been an issue, a smell or a dollop of shit in sight. I wouldn't do it if I had a runny asshole, or if I was expecting my shit of the day. Or if I had chicken korma for dinner.
You've got to be brave I suppose.
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Good thing they call me sir brucey the knight of buttinghamshire! |
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I have started to recently yes, with the bulb douche. Takes a bit of time though, half an hour at least to make sure you're completely empty...less time if your not as nit picky as me. Now if air goes up instead of water, then air comes out a-plenty!
I just now prefer the feeling of being empty, ready to be filled. |
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"I have to be honest, I've never properly douched. I mean, I always give my asshole a triple clean every single day, but I never insert water and give my rectum walls a good jet wash.
Am I fucking gross? Yeah, probably. But if you are sticking it up my shitter then I really hope you're not afraid of a bit of shit. I've had anal plenty of times and there has never been an issue, a smell or a dollop of shit in sight. I wouldn't do it if I had a runny asshole, or if I was expecting my shit of the day. Or if I had chicken korma for dinner.
You've got to be brave I suppose.
You might be lucky in your anal endeavours so far, a good friend of mine loves telling the story of a girl that shit in his bed when they were having anal sex... it does happen."
Met with a couple and the female half likes pegging guys and TV's. She told me about one guy and as she pulled out he shit all over her. So yes it does happen 
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"I use my garden hose and a bottle of fairy liquid and haven’t had any complaints so far.
Try one of those brushes shaped like a toilet brush that attaches to a hose. Much better results I can imagine. "
I find if you use a snow foam attachment on the power wash it fits snuggly up there! |
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"I use my garden hose and a bottle of fairy liquid and haven’t had any complaints so far.
Try one of those brushes shaped like a toilet brush that attaches to a hose. Much better results I can imagine.
I find if you use a snow foam attachment on the power wash it fits snuggly up there!"
All depends on the pressure of the snow foam gun |
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By *ornycougaWoman 13 weeks ago
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"Sadly shower attachment can cause pressure, a bulb is nicer
Use a bath shower attachment, pressure problem fixed."
I tried that once and I nearly blew my brains out from the other end. A bulb is far less risky of causing internal damage! |
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"Sadly shower attachment can cause pressure, a bulb is nicer
Use a bath shower attachment, pressure problem fixed.
I tried that once and I nearly blew my brains out from the other end. A bulb is far less risky of causing internal damage! "
That does conjure images.. bulbs are fine and can't say I've used the bath ones regularly but when I have it's fairly easy to get a low flow of water |
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Nothing beats the classic hot water bottle with tube/adaptor.
Hubby gives me two of them when we are due to get up to anal, and if I am breaking out the strap-on, then he gets a pipe up the ol' Flumpet.
It's the cleanest, most reliable method of giving your 'arris a deep-clean, and making sure that familiar shit/lube aroma doesn't send play screeching to a halt. |
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