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How many fingers can you get up ya bum?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.
and one only."
Does Dreyfus count ? He was brilliant in jaws. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.
and one only.
Im a RGN, does that count?  "
 ok then.... ring off and I am clenching like a vice the second you pass the knuckle xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.
and one only.
Im a RGN, does that count? "
only if you breathe on the speculum first to warm it 
Wolf
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.
and one only.
Im a RGN, does that count?
ok then.... ring off and I am clenching like a vice the second you pass the knuckle xx"
Rightio, get my glove,.and lube. Ready,.this wont hurt much |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.
and one only.
Im a RGN, does that count?
only if you breathe on the speculum first to warm it
Wolf
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Warming it ad we speak wolf, now if you would be so kind....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"With some axle grease, I reckon I can manage 3!
Yeah but just to be clear, would 3 thumbs at once still count? 
To be clear - that looks like this 
looks like 3 fists to me
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.
and one only.
Im a RGN, does that count?
ok then.... ring off and I am clenching like a vice the second you pass the knuckle xx
Rightio, get my glove,.and lube. Ready,.this wont hurt much "
ok... give me a minute, this Norovirus has taken it out of me..
crack on then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kitkats 3
Chocolate fingers 8
Trifle sponges 0
KitKat Chunky or regular? "
we sometimes melt the edges of 4 kit kat chunkys,stick them together and pretend we're tiny people eating regular kitkats |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Kitkats 3
Chocolate fingers 8
Trifle sponges 0
KitKat Chunky or regular?
we sometimes melt the edges of 4 kit kat chunkys,stick them together and pretend we're tiny people eating regular kitkats"
weirdo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.
and one only."
and just hope they don't put both their hands on your shoulders |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.
and one only.
and just hope they don't put both their hands on your shoulders"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.
and one only.
and just hope they don't put both their hands on your shoulders
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That would be soooooo ghey |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.
and one only.
Im a RGN, does that count?
ok then.... ring off and I am clenching like a vice the second you pass the knuckle xx
Rightio, get my glove,.and lube. Ready,.this wont hurt much
ok... give me a minute, this Norovirus has taken it out of me..
crack on then "
I promise to be gentle, just relax and take deep breaths, im going in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"With some axle grease, I reckon I can manage 3!
Got to hand it to you, mate -you sure know how to have a good time! These winter evenings must fly by! "
Living in the sticks, we make our own amusement |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sue here blushing we had a guy in the summer he liked it so much with lube and a bit of time i had 4 fingers in him close to a fist but he had to back out lol
He backed out?! "
backed up surely? |
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"if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.
and one only.
Im a RGN, does that count?
ok then.... ring off and I am clenching like a vice the second you pass the knuckle xx"
LMAO ... funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With some axle grease, I reckon I can manage 3!
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I used to be a nail biter so you can imagine my natural reluctance to put them in my bum in case I have a relapse and start gnawing away without washing my hands!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"With some axle grease, I reckon I can manage 3!
I used to be a nail biter so you can imagine my natural reluctance to put them in my bum in case I have a relapse and start gnawing away without washing my hands! "
nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With some axle grease, I reckon I can manage 3!
I used to be a nail biter so you can imagine my natural reluctance to put them in my bum in case I have a relapse and start gnawing away without washing my hands! "
I think I am going to be sick for the first time in 2013 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends how much cider they have d*unk or whatever cheap booze they have consumed.
The problem is squeezing into the cardboard box without waking them up, they get a bit grizzly and shouty if you disturb them.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A girl at chams managed get four fingers up me. It took a while to relax but I think I could have taken more with time "
Don't tell me, the safe word was "a gockle og geer"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A girl at chams managed get four fingers up me. It took a while to relax but I think I could have taken more with time
Don't tell me, the safe word was "a gockle og geer"
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Could she work his eyes and mouth at the same time do you think? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kitkats 3
Chocolate fingers 8
Trifle sponges 0
OMFG... remind me to get to the buffet before them!!  "
Better double check it is chocolate coating on them! |
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"Kitkats 3
Chocolate fingers 8
Trifle sponges 0
OMFG... remind me to get to the buffet before them!!
Better double check it is chocolate coating on them! "
Thanks for the heads up.... ooeerr, probably the wrong thing to say on this thread! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jim? You searched for this thread? 
Anyway, op, I recon I could get both hands in there if I tried, I always aim big. "
Jim's a very hands on bloke when it comes to resreach |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jim? You searched for this thread?
Anyway, op, I recon I could get both hands in there if I tried, I always aim big.
Jim's a very hands on bloke when it comes to resreach "
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