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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

...drinks does it take to mend a broken heart?

Answers on a postcard please.

Non alcoholic options are also most welcome x

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

None.

The two things are unrelated.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...drinks does it take to mend a broken heart?

Answers on a postcard please.

Non alcoholic options are also most welcome x"

1,356 coffees, assuming 2-3 a day. Less if the heart is merely torn rather than shattered into fragile shards

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"...drinks does it take to mend a broken heart?

Answers on a postcard please.

Non alcoholic options are also most welcome x

1,356 coffees, assuming 2-3 a day. Less if the heart is merely torn rather than shattered into fragile shards"

I'd say bruised... bit smushed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhhhhhhh

If it makes you feel better, and it doesn’t affect any of your usual commitments, as many as you fucking like x

When I’ve had bad times, wine and comfort food have done good things for me - as long as I balanced it out with the boring stuff

Hope you’re ok xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...drinks does it take to mend a broken heart?

Answers on a postcard please.

Non alcoholic options are also most welcome x

1,356 coffees, assuming 2-3 a day. Less if the heart is merely torn rather than shattered into fragile shards

I'd say bruised... bit smushed"

2-3 good mugs of tea over an all afternoon chat, followed by a slowly savoured bottle of wine. Repeat as required for a month or so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...drinks does it take to mend a broken heart?

Answers on a postcard please.

Non alcoholic options are also most welcome x"

Lots of tea whilst talking about the heartbreak

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wine beer and a girls night out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*heavy breath. It doesn’t mend it, but it does take away the sharpness of pain. But don’t climb to far in that bottle that you can’t get out. (I know)

Coffee. Talk to people are my best alternative advice. Also, if you are going to get d*unk, do it with a pal that’s a good listener, don’t do it alone.

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By *ottom charlieMan over a year ago

washington

"...drinks does it take to mend a broken heart?

Answers on a postcard please.

Non alcoholic options are also most welcome x"
1 big glass of wine of your choice but only after you have worked off the bruised heart,,, a lass i know found out her b/f was cheating on her so threw out all his clothes except his favourite joggers and top she then stitched the sleeves and leg end shut then stuffed them with old socks tights and cushions till full then pinned a face pic of him to them to make a dummy of him and got a rolling pin and bashed the living daylights out of the dummy till she was totally knackered... then she drank a full bottle of wine

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By *inx.x3Woman over a year ago

Bath

2 bottles of Prosecco.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"...drinks does it take to mend a broken heart?

Answers on a postcard please.

Non alcoholic options are also most welcome x

1,356 coffees, assuming 2-3 a day. Less if the heart is merely torn rather than shattered into fragile shards

I'd say bruised... bit smushed

2-3 good mugs of tea over an all afternoon chat, followed by a slowly savoured bottle of wine. Repeat as required for a month or so"

Tea I can do.

Chat I don't.

I deal solo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"...drinks does it take to mend a broken heart?

Answers on a postcard please.

Non alcoholic options are also most welcome x 1 big glass of wine of your choice but only after you have worked off the bruised heart,,, a lass i know found out her b/f was cheating on her so threw out all his clothes except his favourite joggers and top she then stitched the sleeves and leg end shut then stuffed them with old socks tights and cushions till full then pinned a face pic of him to them to make a dummy of him and got a rolling pin and bashed the living daylights out of the dummy till she was totally knackered... then she drank a full bottle of wine

I don't hate him.

Sometimes life is a lemon and people just don't fit.

Need a new path maybe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...drinks does it take to mend a broken heart?

Answers on a postcard please.

Non alcoholic options are also most welcome x

1,356 coffees, assuming 2-3 a day. Less if the heart is merely torn rather than shattered into fragile shards

I'd say bruised... bit smushed

2-3 good mugs of tea over an all afternoon chat, followed by a slowly savoured bottle of wine. Repeat as required for a month or so

Tea I can do.

Chat I don't.

I deal solo."

That’s OK. You make the tea and I’ll just be around for any virtual hugs you need

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"2 bottles of Prosecco. "

'Stole' my answer

On a serious note.. alcohol is a depressant.. broken heart needs a more spiritual band aid I believe

Look after yourself ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ohhhhhhhh

If it makes you feel better, and it doesn’t affect any of your usual commitments, as many as you fucking like x

When I’ve had bad times, wine and comfort food have done good things for me - as long as I balanced it out with the boring stuff

Hope you’re ok xxx"

I will be. I refuse not to be

I'm being good and won't break my fitness resolution so can't do food.

Tea will have to do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...drinks does it take to mend a broken heart?

Answers on a postcard please.

Non alcoholic options are also most welcome x"

Sheds loads of coffee

Masturbate till hurts

Failing that

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You guys..... you make my heart warmer just chatting here x

Thank you all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"...drinks does it take to mend a broken heart?

Answers on a postcard please.

Non alcoholic options are also most welcome x

Sheds loads of coffee

Masturbate till hurts

Failing that

Tinder

Tinder sucks.

Masturbating I can do.....

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I would recommend exactly 986 memes OP. Alongside a cuppa, pizza and some cheesy chips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...drinks does it take to mend a broken heart?

Answers on a postcard please.

Non alcoholic options are also most welcome x

Sheds loads of coffee

Masturbate till hurts

Failing that

Tinder

Tinder sucks.

Masturbating I can do....."

Loads of dating sites out there try some might be surprised

Take care

And don’t believe the shit it takes time

Croc of shit

Be yourself enjoy life and lady’s

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"...drinks does it take to mend a broken heart?

Answers on a postcard please.

Non alcoholic options are also most welcome x

1,356 coffees, assuming 2-3 a day. Less if the heart is merely torn rather than shattered into fragile shards

I'd say bruised... bit smushed

2-3 good mugs of tea over an all afternoon chat, followed by a slowly savoured bottle of wine. Repeat as required for a month or so

Tea I can do.

Chat I don't.

I deal solo.

That’s OK. You make the tea and I’ll just be around for any virtual hugs you need"

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"2 bottles of Prosecco.

'Stole' my answer

On a serious note.. alcohol is a depressant.. broken heart needs a more spiritual band aid I believe

Look after yourself ..

I'm not a drinker hence the non-alc options. Might make an exception tonight though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would recommend exactly 986 memes OP. Alongside a cuppa, pizza and some cheesy chips

My insta sends me dirty ones so I will do those then masturbate then drink tea and eat biscuits.... sounds like a plan

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Tea I can do.

Chat I don't.

I deal solo."

My path was hardly eating or sleeping for month. Would not recommend. Tea and music sounds like a better plan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"2 bottles of Prosecco.

'Stole' my answer

On a serious note.. alcohol is a depressant.. broken heart needs a more spiritual band aid I believe

Look after yourself ..

I'm not a drinker hence the non-alc options. Might make an exception tonight though

In that case - mulled wine in a glass. Warming hands. Warming from inside. Spices are almost therapeutic and you'll sleep well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...drinks does it take to mend a broken heart?

Answers on a postcard please.

Non alcoholic options are also most welcome x"

It doesn't, brush off, refresh, reinvent. go again

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

A night of chocolate and wine, followed by a week of kick ass gym sessions and you’ll be yourself again.

Plenty of people on here (M&F) who will keep you strong OP.

I hope you’re well

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I would recommend exactly 986 memes OP. Alongside a cuppa, pizza and some cheesy chips

My insta sends me dirty ones so I will do those then masturbate then drink tea and eat biscuits.... sounds like a plan

That’s definitely a plan lovely. The lady wanks will help massively too

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"*heavy breath. It doesn’t mend it, but it does take away the sharpness of pain. But don’t climb to far in that bottle that you can’t get out. (I know)

Coffee. Talk to people are my best alternative advice. Also, if you are going to get d*unk, do it with a pal that’s a good listener, don’t do it alone.

"
this ! Been there done that. Hugs x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh. Also, …

Get over someone by getting under someone… I saw this poster one time somewhere!

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

Partake in Åfternoon Teå. It's the most appropriate guilt-free panacea. Gorge, indulge and gluttonise to your (broken) heart's content.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh. Also, …