"I have no idea how to argue in Parliament. I don't like insulting people. "
I think that would be my problem.
I couldn’t call people “my right honourable………” when they’re not right, and certainly ain’t honourable.
Id have to change my profile from 'can accommodate' to 'cant accommodate'.
And 'must be discreet'
Also PMQ's would descend into chaos, as when the opposition criticised me or my policies, id start insulting them, and probably offer them out.
I could open an offshore account and dodge tax.
Treat my underlings with contempt.
And lie to the public about anything and still get a cushy pension.
What's not to like !!!