A couple will arrive at our house within 15 minutes of the last of us dying. They will be wearing black suits and giving off strong Men In Black vibes. Shortly afterwards they will leave with a number of pelicases and proceed directly to an incinerator |
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By *bw44DDWoman
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"Do you have a sex toy plan for when you die ? Who’s going to get rid of them ?
 
Discuss!!
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My best friend and I have an agreement that if anything happens to one of us, we will dispose of the toys |
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
Why concern yourself about it, you wont be around to explain their presence.
I have already told my daughter to expect some surprises when they clear the house out. |
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over a year ago
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Yep! One of my closest friends. We know where each other keeps their stuff, have keys and need to clear certain things out before anyone else goes in to the house. She's got the passcode to my phone to to get rid of all the pics.
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
Bognor Regis |
"Do you have a sex toy plan for when you die ? Who’s going to get rid of them ?
Discuss!!
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The person who will be dealing with my affairs when I'm gone will be my son. I bought a plastic storage box that has a combination lock on it. On the top is a note which reads;
Dear xxx, whatever has happened please know that there is nothing in here you want to see. Please dispose of it without opening it
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd be more concerned with my kindle books. 
Request to be buried clasping your Kindle to your bosom. Solves that problem and will create a wonderful puzzle for the archaeologists of the future."
Seeing as I'm being cremated that would definately solve that issue. Shall pop that in the next will amendment.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When we were clearing out my Mother's bedroom my brother found her intimate items. Luckily it was in a bag and I knew what it was so just asked him to pass to me. Which he did thank goodness. I think he knew but nothing was said |
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Is it just me that's giggling at the end scenario where the mothers BFF says to the distraught kids on hearing she's passed away... so I'm just going to pop into the her bedroom for a moment and if you don't mind could you give me her phone as well. Because like that dies not scream shades at all does it lol
Meh when I die fuck it at least they would know I went out human.
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"Nope. Our son will just have to put his big boy pants on and deal with it!"
I had a few surprises when I emptied my elderly dads room a few years ago. Even more so when I did his house to be honest it mostly made me giggle |
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I've been giving this some thought since my divorce lol
The ex would have drawn the short straw before but now I think I'll have to just tell the kids "dump this bag and DO NOT OPEN/LOOK" if they want to avoid the need for brain bleach |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
"I’m fairly confident that the police will be taking care of all that. "
Depends on whether it's a sudden death or not. The police aren't involved in every death.
Also, if they find a big bag of dildos, these are still the deceased's property and need to be handed on to next of kin.
If you're lucky, a Police Officer might hint at what they've just found and ask if you want them to dispose of some things for you.
Summary: I don't think you should be quite so confident!!!
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I had the job of clearing a room in a houseshare... (Not a death but the occupier would not be back .. had a surprise of several toys dresses and his porn collection
Bagged everything... But warned collector that they may wish to be careful with a particular black bag... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m fairly confident that the police will be taking care of all that.
Depends on whether it's a sudden death or not. The police aren't involved in every death.
Also, if they find a big bag of dildos, these are still the deceased's property and need to be handed on to next of kin.
If you're lucky, a Police Officer might hint at what they've just found and ask if you want them to dispose of some things for you.
Summary: I don't think you should be quite so confident!!!
Gbat "
I believe that you have missed my meaning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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On a similar note,
I was Captain of a particular ship and a crew member had to be sent home for mental health issues.
Myself and the mate had to go and clear his cabin of personal effects as he definitely wasn’t coming back.
He was a notorious porn addict and as we knew he had a thing for giant women. Real giants like cartoon style stepping on tiny men on high heels the size of cars.
He’d been on the ship a couple of years and when we bagged his shit up we could see the evolution of his fetishised as we dug deeper into his considerable pile of magazines.
It was quite an eye opener and an interesting insight.
We decided not to send them home as we knew he lived with his Mum. |
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"I've been giving this some thought since my divorce lol
The ex would have drawn the short straw before but now I think I'll have to just tell the kids "dump this bag and DO NOT OPEN/LOOK" if they want to avoid the need for brain bleach "
Good idea. We might have to label a box saying "Brain bleach needed upon opening. No valuables. Just throw it away or you'll regret it."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been giving this some thought since my divorce lol
The ex would have drawn the short straw before but now I think I'll have to just tell the kids "dump this bag and DO NOT OPEN/LOOK" if they want to avoid the need for brain bleach
Good idea. We might have to label a box saying "Brain bleach needed upon opening. No valuables. Just throw it away or you'll regret it."
J"
Yep. I wonder if there's a warning sign for 'sextoys etc inside' like they have for dangerous chemicals? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have a sex toy plan for when you die ? Who’s going to get rid of them ?
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Well you got to leave something to traumatise your children and leave a lasting fucked up memory for them |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
I'm leaving some to some 'acquaintances ' I've met during my lifetime in my will.
A few big dildos for some to be sent gift wrapped with cards attached saying 'Go fuck yourself' under a big smiley face and for those major arseholes I've encountered over the years....some giant butt plugs.
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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago
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We have an agreement that we each have a box labelled “do not open” after we gave a very large discovery a Viking funeral after a female friend passed away recently.
Nobody needed to see that. |
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