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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli

So devilishly handsome and I didn't have a perfect cock that produce the elixir of youth, would you all still want me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nah, you're too full of pizza, can't fuck on a full stomach

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Nah, you're too full of pizza, can't fuck on a full stomach "

But I've offloaded

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By *ixie BeanMan  over a year ago

Wallasey

No..you'd leave me to go off to battle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Of course. It's your ego less, down to earth humility that people are attracted by with you.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"No..you'd leave me to go off to battle "

You go, I'll give the ladies a lap to cry on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No..you'd leave me to go off to battle

You go, I'll give the ladies a lap to cry on "

You can both go and I'll have the actual army guys

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Of course. It's your ego less, down to earth humility that people are attracted by with you. "

I thought it was my looks, perfect penis and ability to make people look young

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By *ixie BeanMan  over a year ago

Wallasey

Actual army guys go to war..not stay at home wearing uniform you can have the home guard fellas

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"No..you'd leave me to go off to battle

You go, I'll give the ladies a lap to cry on

You can both go and I'll have the actual army guys "

Stick to your wand and be happy

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Actual army guys go to war..not stay at home wearing uniform you can have the home guard fellas"

I'll post her some action men

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No..you'd leave me to go off to battle

You go, I'll give the ladies a lap to cry on

You can both go and I'll have the actual army guys "

Flamethrower out of nowhere there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Actual army guys go to war..not stay at home wearing uniform you can have the home guard fellas

I'll post her some action men "

I've got one but thanks!

I do love my toys.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Actual army guys go to war..not stay at home wearing uniform you can have the home guard fellas

I'll post her some action men

I've got one but thanks!

I do love my toys. "

But are they proper?

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"No..you'd leave me to go off to battle

You go, I'll give the ladies a lap to cry on

You can both go and I'll have the actual army guys

Flamethrower out of nowhere there "

It's no less than expected, she never dissapoints

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No..you'd leave me to go off to battle

You go, I'll give the ladies a lap to cry on

You can both go and I'll have the actual army guys

Flamethrower out of nowhere there

It's no less than expected, she never dissapoints "

Oh but I do!!

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"No..you'd leave me to go off to battle

You go, I'll give the ladies a lap to cry on

You can both go and I'll have the actual army guys

Flamethrower out of nowhere there

It's no less than expected, she never dissapoints

Oh but I do!!

"

I'm talking about on here, not in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yep. Just bring the guitar.

T

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No..you'd leave me to go off to battle

You go, I'll give the ladies a lap to cry on

You can both go and I'll have the actual army guys

Flamethrower out of nowhere there

It's no less than expected, she never dissapoints

Oh but I do!!

I'm talking about on here, not in the bedroom "

I was referring to both.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yep. Just bring the guitar.

T"

Last time I done that my fretboard got sticky

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"No..you'd leave me to go off to battle

You go, I'll give the ladies a lap to cry on

You can both go and I'll have the actual army guys

Flamethrower out of nowhere there

It's no less than expected, she never dissapoints

Oh but I do!!

I'm talking about on here, not in the bedroom

I was referring to both. "

You can't please everyone

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I'd still do you if you weighed 600lbs and had a micropenis that ejaculated instant wrinkle juice.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'd still do you if you weighed 600lbs and had a micropenis that ejaculated instant wrinkle juice."

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Actual army guys go to war..not stay at home wearing uniform you can have the home guard fellas"

Meh. The nature of modern warfare means you could be sat in bed, piloting a drone that targets enemy positions. You could be an active combatant from the khazi, with your pants round your ankles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nah, you're too full of pizza, can't fuck on a full stomach

But I've offloaded "

TMI

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Nah, you're too full of pizza, can't fuck on a full stomach

But I've offloaded

TMI "

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