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By *rtyIan OP Man over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

So sod's law I have a full weekend on the agenda and the fing car battery is dead, ordered a new one best part of a ton is gone and won't be here until Monday. Being semi-rural that's me fucked for the weekend. Tits or tyres always give me grief lol

Have a good weekend you glorious bastards x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are in the same predicament although ours is properly dead. Luckily for Mr I can get my tits out for him tonight to cheer him up

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Aww this is really sad OP.

I'm sorry.

Can you order yourself some squishy balls from Amazon? If you stick them in a bra and close your eyes as you have a one handed wank/ball grope session, it will almost be as good as the real thing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Move to a hill and always park facing down….

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By *rtyIan OP Man over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Aww this is really sad OP.

I'm sorry.

Can you order yourself some squishy balls from Amazon? If you stick them in a bra and close your eyes as you have a one handed wank/ball grope session, it will almost be as good as the real thing.

Meli you always make me smile x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best get your bike out Arty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Re-discover the joys of bus travel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aww this is really sad OP.

I'm sorry.

Can you order yourself some squishy balls from Amazon? If you stick them in a bra and close your eyes as you have a one handed wank/ball grope session, it will almost be as good as the real thing.

Admire your ingenuity

Maybe steal the car battery from the squishy ball delivery driver

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Just jump start and go get a battery , or breakdown will drive & get you one of you give them something , I’ve done this in rural wales

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Order a pizza delivery and ask him to give you a jumpstart

Or if you’re a member of rac they bring a battery to you !

Saying that the battery being delivered Monday would be quicker than the rac ! Lol

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By *rtyIan OP Man over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

So i put the battery on charge over night and car starts first time, it failed on a jump yesterday, so the charger i got does a repair, it fully discharges and recharges, all good, just the fact i wasted money on a new battery ffs

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"So i put the battery on charge over night and car starts first time, it failed on a jump yesterday, so the charger i got does a repair, it fully discharges and recharges, all good, just the fact i wasted money on a new battery ffs"

Have you checked the electrolyte level OP.

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By *entBarryUKMan over a year ago

Ashford

But tits and tyres go so well together. We should create a porn site with amazing tits squished on gorgeous cars!

I'd buy that for a dollar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tits or tyres wow. Lovely expression for a woman