"I know it's a statement of fact but I've just been called obese so i need a simple yet witty non aggressive come back. Coz suggestions please  "
Look them in the eye. Smile. Pause. And ask of they're okay.. or..Ignore, ignore.  |
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"I know it's a statement of fact but I've just been called obese so i need a simple yet witty non aggressive come back. Coz suggestions please "
Ask em if there waiting for your comeback, tell them you'll have to scrap it off there days teeth.... |
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"I know it's a statement of fact but I've just been called obese so i need a simple yet witty non aggressive come back. Coz suggestions please
Ask em if there waiting for your comeback, tell them you'll have to scrap it off there days teeth...."
Dad's teeth * |
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The last person to tell me I’m fat, was told…..
“Yes that’s true. But I working to one day not be fat. You however, are a twat, and no amount of work will change that fact.” |
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"The last person to tell me I’m fat, was told…..
“Yes that’s true. But I working to one day not be fat. You however, are a twat, and no amount of work will change that fact.”"
This is a good one  |
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play a mind game to confuse them
Try replying
“ are you ok? You seem agitated, why don’t you check on EBay and see if they have a life for sale”
Presuming you know how to bid, you may grab a bargain “ |
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"I know it's a statement of fact but I've just been called obese so i need a simple yet witty non aggressive come back. Coz suggestions please "
Why bother you look amazing. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
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"I know it's a statement of fact but I've just been called obese so i need a simple yet witty non aggressive come back. Coz suggestions please "
Just use this as a reply.
"I could take offense at being called obese but instead I shall be the bigger person."
It'll probably gonover their head but if it doesn't come back with their response and I'll throw you another.
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coz I would 
Is tact your middle name... I've lost my mojo 
