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"I bet they can’t stand on the landing with a hard on and try and get it in the pan 
I've got a little willy of my own at the moment. I could pee up the wall and into a pan  "
Is your clitosterous hard? |
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"I bet they can’t stand on the landing with a hard on and try and get it in the pan
I've got a little willy of my own at the moment. I could pee up the wall and into a pan
Is your clitosterous hard? "
Nooooooo, I have a special little tube sticking out of my pee-pee place. It's my teeny-tiny willy  |
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"I bet they can’t stand on the landing with a hard on and try and get it in the pan
I've got a little willy of my own at the moment. I could pee up the wall and into a pan
Is your clitosterous hard?
Nooooooo, I have a special little tube sticking out of my pee-pee place. It's my teeny-tiny willy "
I too have a special tube that I pee-pee out of as well  |
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over a year ago
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"Last time I was forced to do it outdoors I blinded temporarily poor passing squirrel with the jet stream 
*Phones RSPCA*  "
Omg 
I haven't!
Miles implies I did because it took me seconds to empty my bladder.. in my defence I was scared of any squirrel biting my vulva so that's where the joke came from. |
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"Last time I was forced to do it outdoors I blinded temporarily poor passing squirrel with the jet stream
Let me get this right, you pissed on a squirrel? "
So he says. |
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"Last time I was forced to do it outdoors I blinded temporarily poor passing squirrel with the jet stream
Let me get this right, you pissed on a squirrel?
So he says. "
It was very very dark. In the middle of the park. |
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"Last time I was forced to do it outdoors I blinded temporarily poor passing squirrel with the jet stream
*Phones RSPCA*
Omg
I haven't!
Miles implies I did because it took me seconds to empty my bladder.. in my defence I was scared of any squirrel biting my vulva so that's where the joke came from. "
Apologies, but the very concept of a squirrel biting your vulva has just brightened up my day I don't dare laugh, with my current circumstances, but I want to roar with laughter
Yes, I am a bad lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For your further erudition, Kacie T. H., in her book All is Fair in Pissing Contests, describes a female pissing contest that she witnessed in Italy in 2018 which resulted in a record 30 foot arc, beating previous male records. |
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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago
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"It's a sign of a strong pelvic floor. We should be able to shift dust from the pavement apparently. I've never tested this theory though."
hahahahahahahahahahaha spat my coffee out hahahahahahahahah |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I'm curious as to how this question popped into your head?! "
The correct answer is that it sounds like they're pissing hard because that's the noise it makes when you don't piss all over the seat.
Like what men do. Obvs...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Last time I was forced to do it outdoors I blinded temporarily poor passing squirrel with the jet stream
*Phones RSPCA*
Omg
I haven't!
Miles implies I did because it took me seconds to empty my bladder.. in my defence I was scared of any squirrel biting my vulva so that's where the joke came from.
Apologies, but the very concept of a squirrel biting your vulva has just brightened up my day I don't dare laugh, with my current circumstances, but I want to roar with laughter
Yes, I am a bad lady "
Screenshot and keep it for the day you can burst !
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By *ycallMan
over a year ago
Dorking |
My mate pissed on someone’s cat once. He was d*unk and went for a slash and left the door open. Apparently the cat came in and just jumped across the stream.
When he came back he looked really sheepish and said that he had done something really bad. He was a bit of a hazard so we assumed the worst but when he said he has pissed on the cat the whole room burst out in hysterics. |
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