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"They should bring back the dog licence. Everyone with a criminal conviction should be banned. over" Just ban dogs from driving cars- problem solved...not even if its a Rover | |||
"It seems that not a day goes past without another attack by a dog either on a human or another dog. They should bring back the dog licence. Everyone with a criminal conviction should be banned. Everyone caught speeding in a car with a dog should be banned and everyone who applies should be interviewed by a panel of dignatories including a policeman of at least the rank of inspector, a member of the clergy and a local doctor or Parish Councillor.rant over" You're fucking barking mate..  | |||
"It seems that not a day goes past without another attack by a dog either on a human or another dog. They should bring back the dog licence. Everyone with a criminal conviction should be banned. Everyone caught speeding in a car with a dog should be banned and everyone who applies should be interviewed by a panel of dignatories including a policeman of at least the rank of inspector, a member of the clergy and a local doctor or Parish Councillor.rant over" Some say the same rules should apply when posting a topic  | |||
"It seems that not a day goes past without another attack by a dog either on a human or another dog. They should bring back the dog licence. Everyone with a criminal conviction should be banned. Everyone caught speeding in a car with a dog should be banned and everyone who applies should be interviewed by a panel of dignatories including a policeman of at least the rank of inspector, a member of the clergy and a local doctor or Parish Councillor.rant over" All of these high ranking dignitaries being dog owners lol  | |||
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"Much simpler solution. Ban dogs. Problem solved. Right, what's next??" No bad dogs only bad owners | |||
"Much simpler solution. Ban dogs. Problem solved. Right, what's next?? No bad dogs only bad owners " Maybe we should ban dogs and owners? Cover all bases then! Probably wouldn't notice if we put a bowl of goldfish in charge of the country. | |||
"Much simpler solution. Ban dogs. Problem solved. Right, what's next?? No bad dogs only bad owners Maybe we should ban dogs and owners? Cover all bases then! Probably wouldn't notice if we put a bowl of goldfish in charge of the country. " All for banning people when Mother Nature kicks us off the world can turn back into a lovely place again. | |||
"Much simpler solution. Ban dogs. Problem solved. Right, what's next?? No bad dogs only bad owners Maybe we should ban dogs and owners? Cover all bases then! Probably wouldn't notice if we put a bowl of goldfish in charge of the country. All for banning people when Mother Nature kicks us off the world can turn back into a lovely place again. " I'd also ban rats. Too many bird species have gone extinct because they eat the eggs. I suppose if humans didn't move the rats all about the place though? | |||
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"Most seem to agree. A dog can be a lethal weapon .. They are like a firearm and police should visit homes and licence given if appropriate " Apparently an average of 3 deaths per year caused by dogs and over 700 homicides so what’s more dangerous dogs or people???? | |||
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"Most seem to agree. A dog can be a lethal weapon .. They are like a firearm and police should visit homes and licence given if appropriate " Also a firearm never killed anyone it’s the person who pulls the trigger that’s to blame | |||
"Most seem to agree. A dog can be a lethal weapon .. They are like a firearm and police should visit homes and licence given if appropriate Also a firearm never killed anyone it’s the person who pulls the trigger that’s to blame " Guns don't kill people. Rappers do  | |||
"A dog on the wrong hands causes death.. Licence the buggers " Car drivers already licences look how many deaths caused by them compared to dogs | |||
"Most seem to agree. A dog can be a lethal weapon .. They are like a firearm and police should visit homes and licence given if appropriate " I'm confused, . , if I go dogging will I need a dog licence or a gun licence if my hound is so lethal ? | |||
"Most seem to agree. A dog can be a lethal weapon .. They are like a firearm and police should visit homes and licence given if appropriate Also a firearm never killed anyone it’s the person who pulls the trigger that’s to blame " Don't start with that American bollocks here fella | |||
"A dog on the wrong hands causes death.. Licence the buggers Car drivers already licences look how many deaths caused by them compared to dogs" To be fair, I've never once, in all my years, heard of any dog crashing a car, so, by that measure, they surely must be safer drivers thdn the rest of us. Maybe thet's why they don't need licenses anymore | |||
" Guns don't kill people. Rappers do "Yessss!!!!!! | |||
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"Most seem to agree. A dog can be a lethal weapon .. They are like a firearm and police should visit homes and licence given if appropriate I'm confused, . , if I go dogging will I need a dog licence or a gun licence if my hound is so lethal ? "You will need to take a Labrador with you. Gun dog license | |||
"Most seem to agree. A dog can be a lethal weapon .. They are like a firearm and police should visit homes and licence given if appropriate " On average, there are 15 fatalities from ladder falls and 20 from falling out of bed each year in the UK Tom- do we need to licence these vicious buggers too Tom? Spoon Tom...SPOOOOOOONS! they can have some buggers eye out you know...i've got a drawer of the poisonous buggers at home Tom, do i need to inform MI6? | |||
"Most seem to agree. A dog can be a lethal weapon .. They are like a firearm and police should visit homes and licence given if appropriate On average, there are 15 fatalities from ladder falls and 20 from falling out of bed each year in the UK Tom- do we need to licence these vicious buggers too Tom? Spoon Tom...SPOOOOOOONS! they can have some buggers eye out you know...i've got a drawer of the poisonous buggers at home Tom, do i need to inform MI6? "Spoons could be sharpened to make a dangerous weapon. I say ban 'em. We don't need them. The good lord gave us hands to eat with  | |||
"Most seem to agree. A dog can be a lethal weapon .. They are like a firearm and police should visit homes and licence given if appropriate On average, there are 15 fatalities from ladder falls and 20 from falling out of bed each year in the UK Tom- do we need to licence these vicious buggers too Tom? Spoon Tom...SPOOOOOOONS! they can have some buggers eye out you know...i've got a drawer of the poisonous buggers at home Tom, do i need to inform MI6?
Spoons could be sharpened to make a dangerous weapon. I say ban 'em. We don't need them. The good lord gave us hands to eat with "Hands can strang1e people- vicious buggers, just chop em off! | |||
"Most seem to agree. A dog can be a lethal weapon .. They are like a firearm and police should visit homes and licence given if appropriate On average, there are 15 fatalities from ladder falls and 20 from falling out of bed each year in the UK Tom- do we need to licence these vicious buggers too Tom? Spoon Tom...SPOOOOOOONS! they can have some buggers eye out you know...i've got a drawer of the poisonous buggers at home Tom, do i need to inform MI6?
Spoons could be sharpened to make a dangerous weapon. I say ban 'em. We don't need them. The good lord gave us hands to eat with
Hands can strang1e people- vicious buggers, just chop em off!"O believe some countries are already ahead of the game on that one | |||
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"[Dog licence temoved by poster at 27/01/23 00:11:00]" | |||
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"A dog on the wrong hands causes death.. Licence the buggers Car drivers already licences look how many deaths caused by them compared to dogs To be fair, I've never once, in all my years, heard of any dog crashing a car, so, by that measure, they surely must be safer drivers thdn the rest of us. Maybe thet's why they don't need licenses anymore" There have been a few stories in the news about dogs crashing cars...  | |||
"They should bring back the dog licence. Everyone with a criminal conviction should be banned. over Just ban dogs from driving cars- problem solved...not even if its a Rover" | |||
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"There have been so many dog attacks lately... Maybe time to reset " How many stabings Tom way more than dog attacks. You going to make people get a licence to buy kitchen knives?? | |||
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"Yeah, that'll solve it. How many people have been caught driving without a license? I doubt it would be much of a deterent, to be fair, and then how do you Police it?" Could stick a disc on its bum , you know like the old tax disc we used to have in the window screen | |||
