My mates dad was pissed as a fart one night and let the dog lick his feet, as he had done loads of times before. This time though, the dog got a bit carried away and bit all his toe nails off.
He never felt a thing until he tried to stand up then he collapsed and his toes were bleeding.
He's teetotal now |
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"My mates dad was pissed as a fart one night and let the dog lick his feet, as he had done loads of times before. This time though, the dog got a bit carried away and bit all his toe nails off.
He never felt a thing until he tried to stand up then he collapsed and his toes were bleeding.
He's teetotal now "
OP as long as it stops at your feer you'll be ok |
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